twinky the kid Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 as much as i despise these troll topics/threads, fuck it, i want to be popular too. me:can i tap dat? her:wat me:you heard me. her:you texted me so technically i read that. me:whatever smartass, so can i tap dat? her:dat? what youre black now? me: oh so only blacks can say "dat" you racist?! her:well, only the uneducated ones... me:... her:... me:so can i tap THAT. her:why should i let you? me:because it would make the internets proud. her: oh shit. i wouldnt want you to disappoint your precious internets! me:damn right woman, me tap dat now? her:dude, you know this is ***'s boyfriend right? me:...so can i tap dat? him:...we still gonna skate tonight? me:depends...can i tap dat. him:FUCK YOUR FUCKING INTERNETS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 :confused: porkchop steez? i just sent that to my cousin. she didn't reply. i'm glad she didn't cause after i sent it i was over it and it's not funny anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 wonk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 :confused: porkchop steez? nope. /no incest she has a sense of humor. her reply, "all you can tap is the keg," which technically is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 i'll just send this out to all the oontz females... "can i tap dat?" /yeslazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 oddly, you were in my dream last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 YOU CAN TAP DIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 orry? was i flying around like superman dispensing demoral rain drops upon the unsuspecting?? (re: mg) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 yeah...something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I can't believe that dude went from the ugly teacher scandal to armed robbery i can't believe a male model would fuck such an ugly 40 yr old lady when she doesn't even have a respectable salary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 i just sent that to my cousin. she didn't reply. i'm glad she didn't cause after i sent it i was over it and it's not funny anymore. same cousin who i saw a picture of....the one who youre gonna bring out to kick it next time im in reno??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Not exactly on terms, but you might get the picture... WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 I was dared at a party to send the first person under my R's a text saying i wanted to fuck the shit out of them...it was my sister that is married...haha..should be interesting. shes mad chill but has an attitude and will most likely not think its funny..oh wellsss.....we'll see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 this is not a good game to play if you happen to send this txt to your girlfriends younger sister when you told your girlfriend your phone died... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 this is not a good game to play if you happen to send this txt to your girlfriends younger sister when you told your girlfriend your phone died... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 same cousin who i saw a picture of....the one who youre gonna bring out to kick it next time im in reno??? that'd be her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud Kickass Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Me: when can I tap dat? Her: fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 her- ooof. and youre sure she and i dont know each other? i mean, theres only so many wizard lovers in one city... DNA- few wizardry lovers know about me! am i not more magical than thou beloved early man or thou beloved valient thor? DNA- they are but mages in the school of knowledge i posess of thou vagina! DNA- Bringeth thou teets upon thy cock for i will treat thee with the glory of goddessness and thou sall also recieve gifts from a fellow wench in which thou....(160 characters...had to do 2 texteses)....will also spray divine liquids upon the ficade of thee faces for which they deserveth! come now my fawn! cum with us! her-you sir, ARE well versed in the ins and outs of nether regions...ive always wondered if i'de be good at eating pussy....wow. i literally have my vibrator in my hand as we speak. DNA-what are you doing with it?...pics or it didnt happen? hahahah cast level 10 sex slave on her, and put her to sleep by level 6 sleep dust. later awakin her with level 4 cocaine, and level 45 wizardry ass rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 yo how do I make krink? well timed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 abcs- jessi whats good her- been a while... where you been abcs- busy is all... so i was wonderin... can i tap dat her- tap what? wait... is you serious abcs- why not. ya kno. cut the chase and skip right to the outcome her-ummm.... you funny abcs- so.. can i tap dat? her- what you goin to get into abcs- hopefully you abcs- i want to see you what you doing later? her- so let me get this straight her- i dont see you for a few months you think im just goin to let you hit it just like that abcs- pretty much her- im busy but call me friday abcs- sweet so shall see. if its all good i will try and get pics 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 humbert: can i tap dat? her: hi her: yeah ok humbert: pee in the butt? her: if u want 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 ahem * bullshit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 nope. I facebook chatted the first girl I know who doesn't know my girlfriend. I've spoken to her once about 4 years ago, so her blase response doesn't really surprise me. She probably just thought it was another dude drunk on facebook. True, except for the drunk part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seagullboy Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 What are you folks doing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 screenshot. ahem ahem. it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 this happened half an hour ago. I'm no longer on facebook. You think I screengrab everything? I doubt she even understood what I meant by 'pee in the butt' .....so much the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 yeah 14 year olds dont usually understand complex phrases like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 this whole thread is 10% true and 90% fantasy/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 yeah 14 year olds dont usually understand complex phrases like that. complex phrases of 12oz insider jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 yessir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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