shai Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 and for the record, i will not have sex with any man who does not appreciate r kelly. I think R Kelly is talented in the "weirdo visionary" sense. I watched "Trapped In The Closet" in 2003 on a bunch of dope, and at the end of it I wasn't sure what to do...standing ovation? Vomit? See a shrink? Take a shower? It inspired a lot of feelings, not all of them good. Then a couple months later I saw the sex tape at some graff party, which pretty much confirmed my suspicions that the dude is a grade-A freakazoid. I think that the songs "Down Low" (homotones anyone?) and "You Remind Me Of Something" ("You remind me of my jeep/cars/bank account?" WHAT?) are hilarious, but I'm not really into slow jams. It's true that R Kelly will probably get 95% of the girls you meet at the club in the mood, but I'm into that 5% that will freak off to bands like Lyin' Bitch and the Restraining Orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I find a bad attitude horribly unattractive in a person. Male or female. I find it worse when an already unattractive person has a bad attitide. It's like a pile of shit sitting in a puddle of vomit. Also, I am real down with Kels. I would pay any amount of money to go to one of his shows. If he put an auction on ebay where the higest bidder gets to cook him dinner and then do his laundry while he just sits on the couch and says awesome shit...I would take out a loan on the spot to ensure I would win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 hahahaha shes gone.... i doubt she will ever be back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 If he put an auction on ebay where the higest bidder gets to cook him dinner and then do his laundry while he just sits on the couch and says awesome shit...I would take out a loan on the spot to ensure I would win. "AND FO' ANOTHA TEN G'S I'LL PEE ON A 14 YEAR OLD MIDGET INNA CLOSET!" I gotta admit, this dude is beyond giving a shit about anything other than doing whatever the hell he wants to do. I kind of admire that but the guy still creeps me out. hahahaha shes gone.... i doubt she will ever be back There's been a few good spankings lately...here's a couple I enjoyed- http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129532 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129615 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 ^ No, I wouldn't Mad random thought, but remember when I was living on the cot and we hung out with that TALL ASS BIRD!?! The whole night I was like yo I ain't fuckin' that bitch and you were like yeah fuck that. Then she left and we got drunk as fucking hell and were talking about callin' her back cause it wouldn't be that bad if she was laying down haha, I feel like it would be one of those things with this broad, only just head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 ever fucked a girl last while niggas runnin a train. disgusting...shits like baseball wide open... ughh :shiver: in high school there was this girl at a party who woke up to some random kid fucking her. and this girl would take any dick, and she liked it so she told dude to go get some of his friends. they ran a train on her at the party, when everyone in the school found out she tried to deny it but since a handful of people from school were at the party she couldn't deny it. that bitch got her life ruined at school, it was hilarious, when people are ruthless its funny. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 yes you would. (mspaint at work, no photoshop) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Would not. That bitch look like a fat Egon Spangler with a receding hairline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Mad random thought, but remember when I was living on the cot and we hung out with that TALL ASS BIRD!?! The whole night I was like yo I ain't fuckin' that bitch and you were like yeah fuck that. Then she left and we got drunk as fucking hell and were talking about callin' her back cause it wouldn't be that bad if she was laying down haha, I feel like it would be one of those things with this broad, only just head. Hahaha yeah...she's tall, but at least she's kinda cute, with a nice ass. This bitch is so ugly I feel as if I can smell her through the screen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129615 Off topic, but that's pretty far from a "spanking". Dude's point is valid, snitches seem to be easily accepted in graffiti these days. Just the other day I received proof someone from my city was a rat, and one of the people I showed was like "Oh man, that's bad but it was years ago" Sickening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Yea not quite a spanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 [This bitch is so ugly I feel as if I can smell her through the screen :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I'd federline that hoe But not when she shaved her head and looked like the lead singer of minor threat I can't fuck with a bald head bitch [ATTACH]112276.vB[/ATTACH] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 :lol: @ dao's post. i bet this bitch smells like a pile of kangaroo shit that has been sitting in the sun and 100 degree temperatures for a couple hours mixed with some lesbian hippie musty box smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Off topic, but that's pretty far from a "spanking". Dude's point is valid, snitches seem to be easily accepted in graffiti these days. Just the other day I received proof someone from my city was a rat, and one of the people I showed was like "Oh man, that's bad but it was years ago" Sickening. Cosigned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 [ATTACH]112276[/ATTACH] did you do this? because if you did, its really good. no joke. you've improved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 that make up foundation doesnt even match the rest of her skin.. fail harder! ugh yo.. who is this ugly bitch everyone keeps posting..? do niggas WANT me to puke all over my laptop..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 MTV bought her off disney... that's how.. like this is your first trip to 12oz?..you know there's millions of people, stupid as fuck You still the maddest dude on the internet??? Homo. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 like, who to sign for eminems next tea bagg'n!! Why don't you sign up. All that homosexual talk you got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Yeah gas stations and discount tobaccos have fried chicken stands in them, sometimes they go all out and have peach cobbler and chess pie and like 30 flavors of now-n-laters, if they come really correct they have fried neckbones. Sometimes that's the only store that can stay open in the hood, so you get beer, blunts, formula, and hot chicken all in the same little ass store.[/color] That shit is never grilled tho, I don't think they have a grill, just a deep fryer with oil going back to the rosa parks days You'll find a spot that's suprisingly good, it would look like some shit you would never want to eat, with crackwhores manning the payphones outside, smokers trying to sell you fake blank AF1s, and some swamp thing bohemouth chicken monster bitch who cooked the shit,,. But it's killing popeyes and KFC easy.., Shout out to pauls market on Jefferson and DB Todd! This is so true. So Im'a shout out to Discount Cigarettes on Navy Blvd and Old Corry Field. Shit is classic. ONE STOP SHOP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 ^Please tell me you know that's not really my mugshot. i know...we went over that, its that fool that shot a cat in philly at the movies cuz they were talking i was just going with the joke.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Would not. That bitch look like a fat Egon Spangler with a receding hairline. ..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 better late than never right? HOLLA! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 FUCK! dad kinda scareds me a little now that i look at him again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 it is true that y'all will rip on anything though. i believe that when i started posting some of the more overzealous members stalked my photobucket and compared my physical likeness to that of madame mim from sword and the stone. i've also been compared to liza lampinelli, and now jenny jones. bloodfart has been hated on and she's just about as precious as cherry pie. same with boohead and vaj. both perfectly decent lookin chicks. i guess putting people on blast is just fun. 'specially when they deserve it. all the people you listed bar vaj (coz i havnt seen) are hot. why did bf get hated on? :confused: ISYO BURFDAY SO I KNOW YOU WANT TO RI-I-IDE OUT :lol: :lol: YO EVERYTIME IM IN THE CAR WITH A FEMALE THIS SONG COMES ON AND I HAVE TO SING IT TO SHOW SHORTY I GOT PIPES NO HOMO. yo i found out about this song BECAUSE of 12oz. zebra posted it and i drunkenly clicked it and ever since then it randomly gets stuck in my head. 40% of the time its coz you post something related (massive over statement but you get me) girl you know i-i-i..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 :o left a piece of the hat on that girls face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 oh, i thought she was a lepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 did you do this? because if you did, its really good. no joke. you've improved. I was hoping DAO did it. But a quick Google Image search says no... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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