fat ralphy Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 i been handin out tampax lately...there a few cats on the board now a day rockin heavy flow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 and for the record, i will not have sex with any man who does not appreciate r kelly. Then that eliminates a shitload of men from entering your pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesuschristo Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 /no mannequin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Then that eliminates a shitload of men from entering your pussy. yeah, that and being a pornographer tends to weed out the lames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 i had this same r kelly appreciation arguement today. i won the arguement i'ma i'ma fliiiiiiuuuuurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 i always win that argument. it's quite simple. all you need is this link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqszUJzHnYE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 and for the record, i will not have sex with any man who does not appreciate r kelly. Number one fuck music album of all time (imho). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 for the record al green, marvin gaye and all that shit is dope. i bump that shit, mellow out....kick back on some peaceful love life shit. spark one and groove. pimps are on some smooth al green type shit...anyone who says it aint so is trippin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Actually, if you killed yourself, DAO could get charges brought against him, and we'd have his mugshot, and we could use the real DAO to make funny photoshop DAO's, and oh man would it be fun! But yeah --DON'T kill yourself. First of all, I typed that shit before even reading the rest of the thread and seeing how brutally she got slayed. It was a fucking joke, I wasn't really telling the broad to off herself. Second of all, how would I be the one brought up on charges (if that's even possible)? I'm not even the one who went OD on the jawn. Nor am I the one who went internet sleuthing and posted up all her info. Shit, I didn't even photoshop her face or anything. I find it funny that you're pointing the finger at me if this broad goes and does some dumb shit, cause I was actually feeling kinda bad for her and was even thinking of posting telling her not to take the shit too serious. Shit, I was even gonna say something to the effect that I'd probably let her blow me if she grew out her hair and dressed a little better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 theo knows what's up! babymakin music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 yeah, that and being a pornographer tends to weed out the lames. Oh come on, you aren't even a real pornographer, and most guys wouldn't even hate on you for what you do. As for R.Kelly? Nothing "Lame" about hating on that dude. He should have stopped when he was ahead. I've got $100 bucks says you'd fuck a dude even if he thought R.Kelly was the biggest homo dungeon on this planet. I mean if certain things were in place (ie. looks/body/foot odor), and this guy had a t-shirt on that said "R.Kelly is a fag!" I've got $100 bucks you'd be buckin' bronco on that shit by 2am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREIGHTYONE Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I got a girl to drop panties the other week to R. Kelly and then Black Flag came on random. She stuck around. Keeper? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 YOOO HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS THREAD, I'M LATE TO THE PARTY, TIGRE! LE SACASTE LA MIERDITA PURA A ESTA LOCA SUCIA.......... I STILL THOUGHT SHE LOOKED LIKE THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Shit, I was even gonna say something to the effect that I'd probably let her blow me if she grew out her hair and dressed a little better. You sly dog you. I bet she's going to go walkabout for you. I was kidding about charges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I got a girl to drop panties the other week to R. Kelly and then Black Flag came on random. She stuck around. Keeper? total keeper! Oh come on, you aren't even a real pornographer, and most guys wouldn't even hate on you for what you do. As for R.Kelly? Nothing "Lame" about hating on that dude. He should have stopped when he was ahead. I've got $100 bucks says you'd fuck a dude even if he thought R.Kelly was the biggest homo dungeon on this planet. I mean if certain things were in place (ie. looks/body/foot odor), and this guy had a t-shirt on that said "R.Kelly is a fag!" I've got $100 bucks you'd be buckin' bronco on that shit by 2am. not even a real pornographer? player please, i take pictures of dicks and collect sexual writings as a hobby. matterfact send me your addy and i will comp you an issue for your special lady friend and then we will see who is calling who a faux-pornographer. and you are short $100 my friend, because liking r kelly is right up there with the ability to fix shit and having a slow hand (in the sack, not on walls) on my list of must-haves to get the pussy. we all have standards. some are more ridickles than others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 and for the record, i will not have sex with any man who does not appreciate r kelly. Nah... you'd have sex with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 i always win that argument. it's quite simple. all you need is this link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqszUJzHnYE i didn't have the internet to support me. i had my wits and my rapid hand movements and singing voice :lol: if i had the internet i would have just shown the person that gif of him and usher looking shocked and he drops his cigarette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Nah... you'd have sex with me. no way, because i'd throw on "half on a baby" and you would start arguing with me in six-point font about why r&b is for fags and my vagina would dry up faster than quick-dry top coat. no offense. my love for the kellz just runs that deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 zebradrips --you aren't a REAL pornographer. Come on girl, it's 2009! How is taking a few dick pics (if you even work the camera) or collecting some naughty writings considered "REAL" porno? It's 2009! You need to have boa constrictors coming out of some chick's asshole, while Silver backed gorillas throat rape her. That's REAL pornography. And I'll ask my girl if she wants "dicks weekly" and let you know. I still say you'd take the dick if it was good, even though it hated Mr. Piss on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 no way, because i'd throw on "half on a baby" and you would start arguing with me in six-point font about why r&b is for fags and my vagina would dry up faster than quick-dry top coat. no offense. my love for the kellz just runs that deep. I don't argue with chicks I'm trying to get inside of. Not that I'm trying to get inside you, just sayin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 no way, because i'd throw on "half on a baby" and you would start arguing with me in six-point font about why r&b is for fags and my vagina would dry up faster than quick-dry top coat. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 In Menace II Society when they were about to retaliate on another set, they were listening to Al Green. Were they faggots? Yeah it's just a movie but art imitates life and the fact is hood niggas bump R&B and I'd like to see DAO go to the hood and call a gangbanger a faggot for bumping R. Kelly or whatever. Yes I wouldn't expect a dude to bump B2K or any of those feminine singers, but there's feminine singers in every genre, including rap. You gonna stop listening to rap because Kanye West carries a purse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 And I'll ask my girl if she wants "dicks weekly" and let you know. wow, why so hate-y? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 WE BUMP R KELLY IN THE SOUTHSIDE BABY.... MAD SQUABBLES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Besides, R. Kelly is an "R&B Thug". :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 In Menace II Society when they were about to retaliate on another set, they were listening to Al Green. Were they faggots? Yeah it's just a movie but art imitates life and the fact is hood niggas bump R&B and I'd like to see DAO go to the hood and call a gangbanger a faggot for bumping R. Kelly or whatever. Yes I wouldn't expect a dude to bump B2K or any of those feminine singers, but there's feminine singers in every genre, including rap. You gonna stop listening to rap because Kanye West carries a purse? They were probably listening to whatever was on the radio. And alot of hood niggas listen to ALOT of dumb shit. Like Souljaboy. Kanye being a homo just makes me not want to listen to Kanye. That has no bearing on rap music in general. R&B is a type of music that's geared towards women in general though. I aint calling every dude who throws on R Kelly to get a bitch wet a homo. But any dude who listens to R Kelly on his own might be more than a little suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Kanye West is a Maury Povich! But I'd also like to the point out, that in the beginning of Menace II Society, they are listening to "What's going on" at the party. Or was that Boyz in da hood? I have nothing against R.Kelly personally, I've just always been against that stuff. I figure It was my generation that it was sold too, so if I didn't like it then, I'm not really feeling it now. But sometimes I'll hear a song and thing "they're a good singer." Then I'll just picture them in a Chess King suit, singing to a girl with a haircut that looks like two dry erasers wrapped with a bow. Then I get mad and just start punching things. If I could pick up automobiles, I would. Then then I'd throw them to the moon every time someone played Usher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 wow, why so hate-y? I'm being "hate-y?" Nahhh --you're reading it wrong. I'm not hating at all. Just making jokes. Plus I'm drunk. HUGE VAGINA!!! See. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Oral what? While they're giving a shout out to their firme in the pinta, they're taking seven inches in the culo from Flaco. Or at least that's what I've seen in movies. i know exactly what you're saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.