fat ralphy Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 True - I will get into some from time to time. Black Flag, Bad Brains but for the most part I have outgrown loud. TPBM uses someone else’s Netflix account. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 False. Bout to have to kick the nieces and nephews back to the stone age. TpBm- is starting to get worried about this new supreme court Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 @mr.yuck false - not worried but I completely expect fuckery and I do sense some internal conflict rising among political groups tpbm has a healthy savings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 true TPBM is proud of the Bolognese sauce they make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 False, I use jarred sauce and am unashamed of it. TPBM has road rage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Half true. I swear at people and throw the finger when necessary, but I haven't tried to get someone to pull over to fight in many years. TPBM is going to have a great day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 True- I'm eating cold tenderloin and mashed potatoes for breakfast like royalty. Plus I fucked that racist customer off again until Monday lol. He's pissed and I'm just having a great one. TpBm- has a sunglasses collection 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 True. I have never considered it a collection, but I do have 3 pairs of $200+ sunglasses, so I guess it is turning into a collection. TPBM plays the lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 True - I throw into the work pool every so often. TPBM is at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 False - I did water my plants just now and we do have some geese that live at my work site….but I am definitely in the concrete jungle. TPBM has eaten ass in the last 90 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 True. Sunday evening. TPBM has had room clearing farts within the last week. (Autocorrect wanted farts to be facts. Apparently not a word I use on the phone often enough). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Oh so true. TPBM would consider a week without room clearing fart a holiday of sorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 False - my farts smell fresh cinnamon rolls fam. TPBM doesnt mind their partner letting loose with their stinky thunder claps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 True. But NOT anytime near ass eating o'clock. (My ex wife had crohns and an ass that turned black dude's heads, so I got used to thunderous lady farts.) TPBM has plans for the weekend beyond catching up on chores. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 True - I have to work some OT and have some plans with my lady friend. TPBM is not located on the West Coast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 True- never even been to the west coast TpBm- would grown man punch a dickhead little kid if they could. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 false - social sally over here TPBM has considered working for amazon.....then slapped themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 False - career oner. TPBM remembers the last thing they racked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 False but it wasn't street cred worthy TPBM likes mumbo sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 False. Ginger oner... TPBM is making dinner, not paying someone else to do it for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 True and as a double true false whammy I also racked a good portion of my groceries. TpBm- is living that gig worker lifestyle 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 true-ish (junior school string orchestra) TPBM has eaten something they've killed (besides a fish) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 True - the pussy, planning on doing it tomorrow again. (False animal wise) TPBM owns a firearm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 True. Several. Tpbm has questions/concerns they should probably talk to a doctor about, but are ignoring, cause "fuck it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 My last check up was in 2012 but I have no concerns. Not sure if true because I avoid the doctor or false. TPBM did poorly on multiple choice exams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 False - skated through school without studying. TPBM has a college degree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 False. I do have a whole bunch of credits but they don't add up to anything. TpBm- doesn't have a different password for everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 True. Mostly different, but a few repeats. TPBM enjoys the step-parent/sibling theme that has come to dominate porn over the last few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 3 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: false. it scares the fuck out of me how someone(anyone?) vibes to that shit.... tpbm has started to make some plans for summer Mehhh false. tpbm drinks their coffee black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 @NightmareOnElmStreetTrue on occasion, but mostly almond milk these days. TPBM is in a interracial relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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