Chicken McFucketts Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 true, food, beer, and masturbation tpbm is carrying over 500$ in cash right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 false not a dime on me tpbm has gum in their mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramps Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 false but i did a minute ago. tpbm hasnt had sex in over a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 ahhhhhh, refreshingly not so. tpbm has gone for more than a year w/o sex SINCE they lost their virginity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 false, i think 8 months was the longest tpbm has fisted a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 way false, that shit's not kosher. tpbm watches king of the hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 false. TPBM wears a watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 false tpbm pubes are longer than their hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 no /nh after that? nah man. tpbm has irritable bowel syndrome. /nh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 False, on time like a train every morning with no problems. TPBM has slept with a woman born in Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 false, jamaica tpbm has cooked a full meal for a group of people before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diligent Douchbag Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 True Tpbm can't believe KC is 3-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 False. Tpbm has choked on food before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 true. Tpbm enjoys a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 false. pb OR jay. pause tpbm hasn't had any alcohol for over a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 false, just took a shot. tpbm pays for quality instead of buying cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 false. tpbm feels like they're going crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 true....every single day. the person below me has taken those free stress tests given by scientologists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 false. tpbm has had a crazy encounter with a prostitute before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 true. not a sexual one though. tpbm is a prostitute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 nah, just a freaky mahfucka. tpbm considers themselves a good lay, and so do thier partners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 True. from 3 girls I've been with since summer.. tpbm thinks strippers are rad people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 hmm, false. Tpbm had their 1st car when they were 16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjKeNNyKiLoz Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I vote true, I worked there being the mexican I am. I once seen a pepper that someone carved into it "por favor me ayude". Viva La Revolución! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 tpbm will ignore post (#12600) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 true. tpbm loves food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 True. TPBM will come up with a better question than the one above.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 true. the person below me has punched someone in the throat before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 false. I should try it though. The person below me thinks it's ok to get fingerbanged by your wife provided it "makes you nut harder" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 false....exit only. the person below me has had a prostate massage before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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