mindvapors Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 This is absolutely amazing. I have not had this good a laugh in a good while. Jesus. While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said. After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said. “He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, ‘You’ll never catch me,’ ” Kunkel said. Indeed, they didn’t. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn’t return the department’s handcuffs, Kunkel said. hahahahahaaahahaha Source: http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20080227_Twin_gay-porn_stars_arrested_in_rooftop_burglaries.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest spectr Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 so he is a gay pornstar crack dealer who escaped from the police by headbutting his way out of a cop car and swimming across a pond while handcuffed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 WOW. That's one tough gay nigra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 Oh! And dude is part of a gay black porn star rooftop-burglarizing criminal duo! His partner in crime? His brother! Who's also a gay black porn star! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 WOW. That's one tough gay nigra. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this needs to be said again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mauler5150 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 How on earth did the reporter know that these crims were in gay porn anyway? Where do they dig up this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 soudns fake Now that you metion it, I cant think of any "ponds" in philly. Unless they where talking about the "lakes" in SP. Either way Philly cops are in more abondance than cock roaches and that pond woulda been surounded in minutes. And how the fuck you swim with your hands cuffed behind your back??? Actually he probably woulda just been shot as soon as he headbutted his way out the window then the cops woulda just uncuffed him and made up a story about how he went for one of theirs gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Porcelain Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 the cops in salinas dont even get out of the car. mother fucks do drive by at people running. they got sued cause some old lady got grazed with a bullet from a cop gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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