Spitfire15 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Well. Its time people. Board up your windows and doors and grab the shotty because we got zombies.. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=514685&in_page_id=1770 It sounds like something out of a Hollywood blockbuster. But staff at a sewage works have called in a ghostbuster because they are being stalked by a zombie-like figure who roams the underground tunnels. Workers at Southern Water's treatment plant in Eastbourne, East Sussex, said they have been scared to enter tunnels after being followed about by a "humanoid figure" as they went about their jobs. Mark Wey, a sewage treatment worker, got permission from his bosses to hire a paranormal investigator to launch an investigation into the sewage spirits. Mr Wey hired parapsychologist Michael Kingscote who paid the tunnels a visit. The clairvoyant said: "There seems to be one particular area that's giving people the creeps. People have seen and felt things." Mr Wey said: "Michael instantly detected someone standing there and he was suspicious there was something quite unusual there. "The conclusion is, we can't prove it is haunted because of strong electromagnetic fields, which can cause the illusion of being haunted, the feeling of being touched or watched, but there is definitely paranormal activity. "People feel uneasy when they enter the building and the hairs on the back of your neck go up. "A lot of people don't like going in there. You can hear voices in the tunnels." Mr Wey said the figure, which followed workers about often laughed at them and staff could hear "muffled conversations" coming from behind the tunnel walls. Another worker said: "I believe in ghosts and I'm sure there's something in there. I dread doing the night shift. "It's not funny going to work and worrying that a zombie might be around the corner." A Southern Water spokesman said: "Mr Wey has a personal interest in the afterlife and found our underground site at Eastbourne somewhat spooky. "We hope the findings weren't too frightening." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 fuck zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 homeless people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 finally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 hahaha awesome indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 First they need to figure out if these zombie niggas got glasses..... Then take it from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 seriously yo if them niggas is wearin glasses then they shouldn't be scurrrd they should just straight clown these niggas till they leave n shit... I can't tolerate no goggle rockin zombies steeze that shit will get you put out wit da quickness son... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 now i can put all my years of duck hunt and time crisis to the test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 finally Indeed I said the same thing when the towers fell Bring it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 wait? Zombies crashed planes into the towers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 nah doggie I said "finally" when them shits hit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 are you retarded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 i am totally going to beat his mother when I get home tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornpone Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSPG9QQg4C0&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 they are warping reality down in those tunnels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOE-LESTER Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 damn i am a master at Dead Rising, i killed 55,000 zombies and i have the super mega man buster, i am READY FOR THIS SHIT SON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Not to be picky but that sounds more like ghosts than zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 SPARE SOME CHANGE? CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 we have a word for zombies in America... there called CRACKHEADS and they shuffle around and moan a lot But if dat nig got glasses? Nevas that, its OV and you can buss his head open and take those frames to the candy store where they belong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 [ATTACH]81175.vB[/ATTACH] im sayin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 i was hoping for a reference to either of these... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthiscoupon Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 i cant fuckin wait till zombies attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 This is just up the road from me. boarding house brb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 "It's not funny going to work and worrying that a zombie might be around the corner." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 hold on what? retarded zombies crashed planes into the world trade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Dude it's a shit demon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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