serum Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I felt like changing my oil last weekend so after work I went to autozone. the manager there was pretty cool and he even gave me some windshield wiper blades for free. well they had a sale for 5 quarts of oil + a oil filter for $10.99 so i got my shit and went home. the next day I felt even more ambitious and decided to replace the headlights. but the autozone by my work was a little out of the way so I went to the one a little closer to the house. the manager there, his name was Geoff spelled with a G, had something rammed up his ass that day. maybe it was because he was bald and old. im not sure but its my day off bitch. so i just ignored his crabby attitude as he threw the headlight # information on the counter. i got my headlights and bought this oil pan that has a little nozzle on the end for pouring so i dont pour it all over the garage floor like i usually do. i got home drained the oil out and right before pouring in the oil i check the quart and it says diesel oil. fuck me. they have the same color cap as the regular ones. whatever ill go to the autozone down the street and just exchange it. well i get there and Geoff seems to be having a pretty bad day. well i'll cheer him up with this easy exchange of oil. hey geoff. sorry for the trouble but i got diesel oil by mistake can I exchange this? he barks, where's your reciept? right here, and hand him over the reciept which is unusual because i lose them so often. well go get your oil! man this guy here is fucking having pms or something. so i got my oil checked that it was the correct type this time and that it was the same price. i bring the oil back and he says step over to the register! do i need to bring both oils? he ignores me and walks away. well im not psychic so ill bring both. he grabs my bag of returned oil and says JESUS CHRIST! my eyes got a little wide like whats up this guys ass? the fat female cashier next to him even gave me a look like sorry he's an asshole everyday. whatever. i got anger issues too. so lets just get this over with so i can get back to drinking and changing my oil. he rings up the oil and says that will be $9.00! huh? its an even exchange THAT WILL BE $9.00! why is that? its the same price? well you bought it at ANOTHER AUTOZONE and got the free oil filter from there so it will be $9.00! now why would I pay you $9.00 for oill that i got for $10.99? WELL TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! after a deep breath, fine leave it just give me my oil and I'll go to the other store. NO I ALREADY ENTERED THIS IN THE REGISTER AND YOU OWE ME $9.00! at this point I'm not having it any more so I say now why the fuck would i give you $9.00 for an even fucking exchange? give me back my fucking oil! watch your language MR! Fuck you! give me my oil and I'll be on my way. he grabs the oil and move it further behind the counter. listen you fucking retard give me back my fucking oil! a crowd begins to gather and dude is getting embarrassed. so he looks like hes about to hit me. i lean over the counter and say go ahead you bald bitch hit me! so he walks away with my oil and i follow him and say do you actually think this counter is going to stop me from getting my fucking oil! so he reconsiders realising im not going anywhere and hes not gettin $9.00 so he throws it at me. for a second i think about kicking the shit out of him but then i figure over fucking oil? fuck it. ( this must be the old age) so i grab my bag tell bald Geoff fuck you very much! then some fat white trash dude says hey calm down man and watch your mouth around my wife. motioning towards the fat troll with bleech blond hair and dirty sweatpants i chuckle and say And fuck you too! the troll speaks up and says HEYYY now watch your damn language! fuck you too you fat bitch! then i walk out and return my oil at the other autozone. i explained my story of why i no longer had a reciept and dude gave me a case of oil for free. sweet. and i hope this doesnt turn you off from shopping at autozone. naw im straight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Haha, dude that's fucking awesome. I don't go to Autozone anymore because they are all fucking idiots when it comes to auto parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 if i didnt give all my props out you'd get some for not knocking his teeth out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I need to go to Autozone asap. I need a new battery. At least you got your satisfaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 HAHAHAHA! handled it the same way i would of. who elese wants a peice of this "fuck you" cake?..... that what i thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramatikalerror Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Im high as hell and that was funny as fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Groundbreaking thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 do you have these round the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Geoff with a G needs to get some pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 do you have these round the way? That fucking picture is hilarious, holy shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 G-off sounds like he got punked as a kid. which is why he ended up at AutoZone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 that guy is a shithead, i dont understand why people are asshole when they work. what the fuck man your gettng paid arn't you, so do your fucking job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 if you liked the auto zone why not try some of our other zones ||: ho nomo...JIC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Pep Boys foo, wonk saggin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 manny moe and jack are my niggas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 friend zone is a horrible place...... :o im stuck in it... LMFAO i aint ever heard no fuckin KRAGEN murray got some dumbass teens though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 kragen is the same as checkers, Schucks or Murrays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 apparently kragen is located only in cali but the people that own cali also own a bunch of other stores elsewhere * Checker Auto Parts, founded in 1969, with 442 stores in the Southwestern, Rocky Mountain, and Northern Plains states and Hawaii. * Schucks Auto Supply, founded in 1917, with 226 stores in the Pacific Northwest and Alaska. * Kragen Auto Parts, founded in 1947, with 493 stores primarily in California. * Murray's Discount Auto Stores, founded in 1972, with 112 stores in the Upper Midwest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 damn dude that's pretty crazy story... rar murrays > autozone i agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Damn yo that shit made me laugh you were gonna kick the shit outta him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 damnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 more wars started over oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 more wars started over religion. fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimme Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I don't know how you held back....I can't stand when people act like such assholes when you just expect them to do there jobs so you can be on your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 this is why you should only rack from autozone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 etch his name into the windows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 well i figure if i'm still pissed in 6 months i'll just stake out the place from across the street and see what car he drives. i have a few quarts of oil that need to be disposed of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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