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i havent put anything in this thread in a minute..

so heres some picks of the prom i went to friday...

mind you it was my old high schools prom... only reason i went is

to see all the old females i used to talk to and get their numbers..

worked perfectly... ended up going with 2 dates instead of my original one...

got these pics off one of these bitches myspace..

 

anyway heres me and the two dates.. adilena on the left, xiomara on the right...

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in the limo on the way to prom... best part about the limo... free.99....

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we get there, bad food and bad music roam the hall... then bitches started gettin a lil freaky..

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then we started feeding eachother whipped cream...

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and strawberries...

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after that tons of pics were being taken... had to get my GQ on right quick..

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booty grab for good luck..

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then lots of dancing and retarded faces...

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two IS better than one you know...

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got some chubb lubb from shorty when i got back to the crib..

smashed the whole morning till she left at like 2pm the next day...

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on the bus going to navy pier to get on the dumbass odessey boat to take us around the lake..

besos para el jefe... :cool:

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they actually played a good song for a second there..

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blurry view from the boat...

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then shit started to get maaaaaad boring.. plus it was like 4 in the morning..

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more pics..

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one more booty grab for good luck...

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serious face means parties over...

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after that got home, smashed chubbz in the red dress, and knocked out till midnight..

the end....

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This is old.

 

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Los Tres Mosqueteros

 

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Crystal Castles

 

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Emos from Myspace (I do not have a Myspace)

 

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Little video for more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyMYV1Gt7TU

I hate that music but Daniela likes it and she's the Queen.

 

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A LOT of my pictures are jokes ok, like the Hollister thing, so stop saying things, please, just approve or disapprove and I will stop posting.

 

Thank you.

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You mean the Mercer Parking Garage sign? You're saying he put Mercer in the picture with Photoshop or something? I think it's just real... or isn't?

 

Fuck YES there's Mexicans in Chicago.

 

And I do not want to hide my identity, I always post my face and my friends. The place I live and my name is in my signature, my nickname is what I used to write, and my face is in my flickr, so...

 

I will just stop posting faces because my friends care.

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yes the mercer parking garage is photoshopped in.

in other pictures he had posted a few months back, he photoshopped his name into those too.

 

they were all done really really well by the way.

 

 

and i didnt know mexicans went that far north.

plus chicago is cold.

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so tails, does this mean ur gonna join team chubb lubb?

 

(by the way...there are mexicans in chicago??!!?)

 

:lol:

fuck it might as well...

and yeah there are mexicans in chicago..

in the inner city most of the hoods are kinda segregated...

one minute you'll be surrounded by hispanics then

your in a all black neighborhood the next... but out by where my

old school is theres alot of em... some places are like little mexico

with niggas walkin around with those cowboy hats and belt buckles and shit though...

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^yeah...one of my boys is from chicago (hes black) and he told me that its a bit hard to bomb in chicago, because one second your in one hood then the next your in another, and people will set trip over graffiti.

 

maybe one day i'll visit chitown and go see the big chrome jelly bean and have deep dish pizza.

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B:"What are you doing?"

A: "What does it look like I am doing?

I am cleaning this bathroom. The walls are filthy."

B: "You are cleaning the walls by painting them?"

A: "Well yeah."

B: " Hm. Does that work? Seems like to me

all you're doing is covering up the dirt with paint."

A: "Of course it does. Here. Paint this medicine cabinet.

It's filthy."

B: "OK."

 

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Went with my grandpa to go eat.

 

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Walked the dog.

 

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Stopped by this moped garage to shoot the shit.

 

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This bike reminds me of spearmint gum.

 

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Visit my sister at the hospital. Books:

Puddin head Wilson, interviews with dylan, a zine of poems

and short stories, and Tom waits interviews himself. Options options options.

 

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Get off work say my hello's to the pups.

 

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Went out back to smoke my before bed

cigarette. The cherries are in and dealio.

 

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Peas are over ripe. : (

 

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Instead of sleeping I

drove my cousin back to work so

he can drop off flowers to my ma because she's kinda been in

the dumps lately:

A: "Why you bringing me these? I'm not dead."

C:"Cuz grandma. I thought you could use some flowers."

A: "Why dont you paint mah damn bathroom instead."

C: "Oh grandma you know I'm too busy to do that."

A: "Ta hell you are. What do you do?"

C:" You of all people should know that beauty aint free Grandma.

It takes up a lot of time."

A: "You must got a lot of problems if you're spending your whole

day fixing your face up."

C: "It's a full time job I take very seriously."

B: "Because you're too lazy to get a real one...oh dear did I say that?

Hm. (awkward silence) I am going to go smoke." /Gets up.

A: "You sure I aint dead?"

C: "Not yet. I just wan-"

Before we left she got him to come over later that day

to paint my sister's room.

 

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Woke up and went to a dinner shin dig a child hood friend

of mine's was hosting.

 

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I just sat around while everyone did something.

I kept asking if they needed any help but no tammy.

Me thinks they don’t trust me to cook. They have good reason

not to. That girl staring at the camera I met her on the first day of

kindergarten. We were both crying like sissies that our moms

inconsiderately left us at school. I remember approaching her sobbing

asking her why she was crying. She cried more and told me she was

afraid her mom wasn't going to come back. My eyes got big and I said I

was concerned too that my mom would forget about me.

A friendship was borneth.

 

 

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They made some girly drink.

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They made me one. I didn't like it. So I passed it up

to someone else and stuck to my blue moon with the honey.

Something about mixed drinks doesn't sit right with me.

 

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I-phone epidemic.

 

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Since we have all gone to the same schools for a very long time

and usually don’t see each other all at once on the regular one thing

we do for conversation is uhm gossip. Mainly about who's gotten pregnant:

A: "You guy's remember Samantha _____?"

C: "No. Who did she hang out with?"

A: "Uh. I cant remember who she was friends with. She was really quiet

really nice. She got pregnant."

D: "I didn't go to your guy's school."

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A: "I am trying to think..."

B: "What did she look like?"

A: "Oh! I can find a picture on myspace (pulls out i-phone. Takes forever).

E: Remember Rudy? Shelly"s brother? Weren’t you friends with him

Weenie?”

A: “Yeah we went to elementary school together.”

C: “I don’t remember him.”

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F:"Me either."

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E: “Yeah she do. She’s just embarrassed because she was dancing

wit him at the club like a skank. I got pictures bitch. Stop fronting.

Anyways. These two bitches (points at the two across from me.)

WERE dancing with him like two years ago at the club.

The other day we went to fry’s and this nigga came up to Trish hella determined like

‘hey where you at the club?’ I was weak thinking this nigga remembered

Trish’s skinny ass for damn near two years.

She tried to deny it. I had his back tho. I shoulda made him

look like a clown but he’s Shelly’s brother so I just told him she lying.

I got pictures. I’ll put them on myspace for you.”

F: "I honestly dont remember him."

A: “Rudy’s a nice guy.”

 

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E: “I never really talked to him but…he was wearing

some cowboy boots with slacks.

(laughs). That’s why this vain bitch is fronting.

Nigga was wearing some cowboy boots.”

A: “Here. (shows picture of before mentioned girl).”

Simultaneous: Ohhhhhhhhh.

B: “I remember her. She was such a nice girl. I see her every once

in awhile downtown.”

A: “Yeah she’s really sweet. I guess she went back packing through America and…”

The father in law walks in: “ADHJFAHSFAHSDJA.” <- Something in Spanish I don’t know.

F: “Que?”

The father: “ASHDAJDSAJ”

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F: (Laughs.) AFJASDJADJAS. He says how do you guys

think with all the gibber going on. That ya’ll are having like

6 conversations at once.”

The father in law heads to the door: “ASDJASKDJA”

F: (laughs) “He said ya’ll sound like little birds."

 

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Left and stop by dude's house to pick something up

before work. I apologize if any of that conversation did not

make sense (I only payed attention to certain parts;lots of things

were going on at once)

and for some of it's content. It is gibber gab.

I need to learn how to use the flash.

 

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dorkfest 2009...

my photographer friend came with me with his ultra fancy camera, so i made it my mission to record the dorks in action - in their natural habitat if you will:

 

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the day's rations. 12 of these costs the same as one festival beer - i'm a financial advisor.

 

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i was greeted by these as i approached the entrance.

 

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wut?

 

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superstar dork. i think he was famous for erecting /nh some tiny rocket or some shit like that. those fools are WAY into those tiny rockets.

 

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this guys' demonstration was not as kick ass as the sign suggested.

 

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this thing fucking ruled..i tried it.

 

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there was a small asian woman inside of this swamp moose aka gruffalo

 

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he has a large brain /nh

 

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life sized 'mousetrap'.

 

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yarly.

 

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GIANT TESLA COIL!!! OMGZ

 

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lulz^

 

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happy little squirrel.

 

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shapow! superdorkextreme.

 

 

*bonus!

 

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the homie took this picture - he's obviously very good at picture taking.

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speak for yourself, fag. at least he contributes something interesting and worthwhile, unlike your gay porn/i'm gonna kill myself bullshit posts.

 

so either contribute pics to this thread or STFU & GTFO.[/color][/b]

 

:lol:

 

Word up Marco!!

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