the_gooch Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 "carnal knowledge of a juvenile" shit, that sounds so sleazy...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 he looks like half the douche fags i grew up with. rednecks who played highschool football but werent good enough for college wore big glasses and tight shirts.... guess what they do now? they work at burger king. glad i aint no high school wash up cause if my heyday was high school id be heated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Where the fuck did her lips go?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 hahaha thats crazy does anyone else think she looks like spring thomas? *edit and the last part of bloodfart's comment is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I'm for real son. Abortions are metal as metal can be. It makes me wish I wasn't broken and could get pregnant. So I could get it vacuumed out. Dear mommies on the board, I love kids. Really. A ton. I spend a lot of time volunteering at a elementary school. Kids rule. Bad parents make me want to learn karate. So I could chop heads off with razor hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 In RI 16 is the legal age of consent with parents permission, 17 without. Don't know how it is in Cali My ex-girl's Mom tried to get me charged with rape when I was 18 and she was 17, crazy bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 man i dont know what it is about me lately but i feel fairly level headed... i feel way bad for her cause this douche probably nutted in her on purpose then gave the "oh shit!" look to play it off like an accident. he's getting his 15 minutes of fame and then he'll dip when its over and she'll be left with a kid. kids raising kids is not normal nor right, look at most of em, they're all crazy and mass depressed... sucks that she's ganna be fucked for the rest of her life when she was probably pretty normal contrary to her trainwreck of a sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 family tradition starting now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 how the fuck do you accidentally get fat anyway shit was planned edit: walk beat me to it. but i reckon they were both in on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 i'm sure they were both in on it but sad thing is that she most likely thinks it will last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 two words: birth control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 "carnal knowledge of a juvenile" shit, that sounds so sleazy...haha that shit is pretty much biblical. carnal knowledge. my girlfriend is always saying this shit about people who've hooked up ... "yeah he knows her... like in the bible" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I've told dudes on dates that I would like to get to know them in the biblical sense. It works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 c) Any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor who is more than three years younger than the perpetrator is guilty of either a misdemeanor or a felony, and shall be punished by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one year, or by imprisonment in the state prison. (d) Any person over the age of 21 years who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor who is under 16 years of age is guilty of either a misdemeanor or a felony, and shall be punished by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one year, or by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or four years. thats the Stat Rape laws in Cali. so he should be okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 im surprised the dude wasnt black or hip hop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I've told dudes on dates that I would like to get to know them in the biblical sense. It works. This totally used to work on me. Now I'm too old to care. That's not true, but I ain't easy and sleazy like I used to be. Grwonuponer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 you aint grown up you still using aim nigga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 two words: birth control i was thinking coat hanger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Fuck you Booty.. Haha.. This freak ain't got lips man. Doesn't this mean anything to anyone? She can't even nom nom nom the penix.. P.S. Get on your AIM son!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 awww. fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she told me she was on the pill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Porc, don't lie man. You were in it to win it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Cash Rules Everything Around ME i cant help it. plus. i like it when they tell me it hurts:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Not me. Last thing I want is broken Va Jay Jay around me. Give me the pussy clap anytime with an echo and two snaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 C.R.E.A.M. get the money dolla dolla bill yalllll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 ohhhh shit lmao. Give me the pussy clap anytime with an echo and two snaps porce and iou take it back, twin pistols slangin crack, out the back of the lac, feds sweating, breathing down my back i dont know. it just came to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Haha. I'm just saying. I don't mind when they look back and gasp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Calling pregnant girls prego gets on my nerves for some reason, cant explain it... It just does. this on the other hand doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 yea little spears was also "flavored with meat" man meat that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Can take the redneck out of the south...but cant take the redneck out of them that doesn't make any fucking sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Can take Dashiki out the hood, but you can't keep the hood niggas outta Dashiki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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