After School Special Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Did 90 percent of them start out with Sup ma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Nah. I don't think many hiphoppers wrote to me. Or wiggers. Some punk band from Portland wrote to me telling me I was their mascot. And they put my photos on their flyers and album cover. It kind of weirded me out. Mainly, it was dudes that thought I would actually be down for meeting them in real life. I told them I was a stabber. And a drug addict. That I would come to their house and rob them. They thought it was a joke. The sad truth was, that it was no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdUnit Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 They all want cats who is honest and has big dreams. I'm already making a master letter to send out to all the hot ones who I know would kill for me. Thats right a prison bitch army of killers. Next level. Ha ha ha that shit is hilarious. I'm giving out props for that gem right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 I bet a lot of girls re offened when they get to Larry's places in buttfuck no where and see what a mark he really is. I might write to one of these girls just because I'm laid up with nothing else to do, like them only I can go out side and not fear a lesbo gang rape. BLOODFART, youre moms a fucking gem dude, tats one of the funniest things I've ever heard. If I had boys locked up I'd put them on some gay chat pen pal shit just for a laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 lol i was just looking to see what the craziest dude did on there like maybe murdered 10 people but no luck most were drugs, and rape and shit like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I am going to write to one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 fuck impregnating women in india... Spectr is just going to impregnate inamtes who are doing life.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/melissa-10091.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Two in the pink, one in the stink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 at least it seems everyone in our system is "nice with a gentle heart" and "honest person" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Starring the Orange Track Shorts.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 oh by the way, he's gay too :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 They got some nice looking beezys. To bad theyre in prison and got kids. Oh and i like how thyre ''intelligent'' people. Thats why your in jail and im not on the same shit, boo yah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Yo i have dibs on Cynthia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I think I may have glimpsed the future of at least two or three future wives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 i think i am going to write one of these marks but my name is be Eugene and i will be 5'9 Tall Dark and Handsome just call me Mista J Q Smooth *edit there should be a picture before and after for every inmate so i can see what im really working with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 this is a woman? great....now I have E.D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Conjugal visits are offered to inmates under the care of MDOC. However, there are strict guidelines and procedures. Conjugal visits are only allowed to eligible legally married inmates (married is defined as the union of a man and a woman). The spouse of the inmate must provide proof of marriage. Common law marriages are not considered legal marriages as defined by MDOC, and therefore do not qualify for conjugal visit privileges. Inmates that qualify for conjugal visits are those that are "A" or "B" custody (minimum custody levels) and maintain an acceptable level of good behavior. In addition, eligible inmates cannot have a rule violation report (a report that is written after a rule is broken such as fighting, swearing, etc.) in the last 6 months. Inmates that are identified to be at risk of transmitting HIV or any other sexually transmitted disease (syphilis, gonorrhea, etc.) to a non-infected person are not eligible for conjugal visits. Inmates are given one hour for a conjugal visit and provided with the following items: soap, condoms, tissue, sheets, pillowcase, face towel and a bath towel. The inmate and spouse are searched before and after each visit for security reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Michelle Jones #X11515 CCWF 506-27-2 up P.O. Box 1508 Chowchilla, California 93610 Hey you! There must be some reason you paused here, perhaps you were in search for the same thing so don't stop now. "smile". Myself, I'm a believer in dreams and hang onto the hope that the best hasn't yet passed me by. I'm in search of someone who knows how to make my heart smile again to be part of my life whether in friendship or more as don't set limitations or expectations on what could avail. I desire as well as need a solid support system. I love laughter and communication and I'd love to hear from you. Feel free to send stamps (40 limit). Race: White Date of Birth: 12-2-75 Release Date: 12-25-10 Height: 5'5" Religion: Christian Do you smoke? No Would you like letters from both sexes? yes Education: college graduate Occupation before prison: auditor, bank teller Activities in prison: reading, writing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Nah. I don't think many hiphoppers wrote to me. Or wiggers. Some punk band from Portland wrote to me telling me I was their mascot. And they put my photos on their flyers and album cover. It kind of weirded me out. Mainly, it was dudes that thought I would actually be down for meeting them in real life. I told them I was a stabber. And a drug addict. That I would come to their house and rob them. They thought it was a joke. The sad truth was, that it was no joke. now thats tough love.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 how is this chick just gonna post rihanna's pic and think nobody's gonna know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 She drinks soy sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 She is deep throating the beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 thats one lucky beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Pascal Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Joseph Rathsack #12795468 2500 Westgate Pendleton, Oregon 97801 Hello and thanks for taking the time to read this ad. I am looking for a person whom I can trust and correspond with as long as we can make it work. I'm looking for a friend, maybe more. A person who is honest, funny, and willing to look beyond my past to see who I really am. My hobbies are sports, weightlifting, and romantic evenings with that special someone. I'm a good listener, feel free to open up and be yourself. Race: White Date of Birth: December 2, 1978 Release Date: May 25, 2018 Height: 6' Religion: Christian Do you smoke? no Would you like letters from both sexes? men only Education: high school Occupation before prison: chef Activities in prison: workout, sports smash, if he wasn't gay... nah nah hes not for you... besides the gay thing he wouldn't be down with scissoring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 some of these girls are actually "college graduates" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherwhitekidwithabeard Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 yeah, con college Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 college educated cons, hmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I found it. For some reason, when she printed it out, certain words overlapped. But you should be able to figure out what it says. My activities in prison include crying and sweating. How excellent. My mom wrote that whole thing for me. She gets me. "Must like dogs and beer" So true. She figured that I could get dudes to put money on my books. She figured right. Pizza maker and professional thief with a GED. I am such a catch. PTP all day and night. Those were my puppies. Tyvan Slay. Kagen Strife. I always said I would name my kid Kagen, after Duff from G N R. Strife is a good band. Tyvan was some bullshit my ex came up with. Slay is just an awesome name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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