Bruce_1nR Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Aww son. I rarely wash my hands. Like what? My dick isn't fucking toxic or anything. I shower or bathe everyday...and believe I wash ALL of me. Piss on your hands? What the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skag Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I am so glad this thread has been made. A true dedication to all things manly, pillaging, slaughtering, cunt punts and being general scallywags. This thread makes me think of that show "Home Improvement". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 yeah tim allen is a fucking monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 uuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! chyeeeeeeeeeah! i'm not exactly sure why i'm awake. i still feel kinda drunk. gotta be to work soon! do work son do work do work do work. on a side note my balls are itchin think ima scratch em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 anybody ever hold their pee so they can piss in the shower, cuz its fucking awesome to do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 hell yea its the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Pee in the shower? Thats Real Man Talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i remember getting into an argument with a friend over pissing in the shower. hahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 My girlfriend tells me I'm gross cause i piss in the shower almost everytime I take one. I think I've done it so much that I've conditioned it into a pavlovian resonse. Anyway, this thread just reminded me that I'm not all that disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 my balls are sticking to the side of my legs right now /mantalkk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Im holding in pee. It starting to hurt and I just let rip one rancid farts that been lingering in the air. Oh god. /mantalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 On 06-06-06, I had bloody sex while listening to King Diamond and drunk on High Life. Is that man talk? Dudes have peed on me in the shower. It is not the worst thing that has ever happened to me in a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 There is this trifflin bitch at work.We used to be cool until she ratted my boy out and got him fired for no apparent reason other then to be a snitch.Ever since then i have been ignoring her existence.But today as i was walking out the bathroom at work (its a 1 person unisex bathroom) she was walking in after i laid a ill fart and busted a huge leak and didnt flush the toilet or put the seat down or nothing.Shit made me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 There is this trifflin bitch at work.We used to be cool until she ratted my boy out and got him fired for no apparent reason other then to be a snitch.Ever since then i have been ignoring her existence.But today as i was walking out the bathroom at work (its a 1 person unisex bathroom) she was walking in after i laid a ill fart and busted a huge leak and didnt flush the toilet or put the seat down or nothing.Shit made me smile ::golf clap:: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Sometimes I get the hair between my legs and nuts stuck together in mini dreadlox. I'm not sure how this happens but the shit hurts and makes me walk funny. /Hairymantalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Sometimes I get the hair between my legs and nuts stuck together in mini dreadlox. I'm not sure how this happens but the shit hurts and makes me walk funny. /Hairymantalk CO-SIGN... guess ima trim da gooch one of these days.... /mantalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 no wonder your name is 'Tails" nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 ^Even though I caught some dis shrapnel on that I had to props that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaintSmith Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 You ever take piss then run the water in the sink so your girl thinks you washed your hands? No joke, I do this all the time. Alotta times, if I know someone's waitin for me outside the bathroom, i'll let the water run for like 10 seconds to make them think I washed my hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Why dont you know... use that 10 seconds to actually wash your hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I just ordered a free trial pack of Enzyte. I wanna be like Bob. man talk bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Why dont you know... use that 10 seconds to actually wash your hands? Its like an act of defiance to those who doubt your piss skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Well man talk would be that you walk out the bathroom and letting everyone know you didnt wash your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 dropped an unholy monster off in the toilet this morning, i left it for the next person to admire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I just ordered a free trial pack of Enzyte. I wanna be like Bob. man talk bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i once farted and the thing was about as long as a nextel ringtone. no joke /mantalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Whenever I am in the back yard and have to pee, I am too lazy to walk inside, so I pee in the yard. Sometimes when I do this, I am on the phone talking to a hot dude. Girl Talk. Sometimes when I am drunk and don't like the way a car is looking at me, I pee on it. Other times when I am drunk and don't like the way a hobo is looking at me, I kick him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Unibomber Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 here is some real man talk I dutch ovened this chick a week ago yeah it was funny, for me. /realmantalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Unibomber Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Whenever I am in the back yard and have to pee, I am too lazy to walk inside, so I pee in the yard. Sometimes when I do this, I am on the phone talking to a hot dude. Girl Talk. Sometimes when I am drunk and don't like the way a car is looking at me, I pee on it. Other times when I am drunk and don't like the way a hobo is looking at me, I kick him. now that is what is up I like to tell bums that ask for money for booze to start taking jemkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 meatlover's sicilian pizza from the new italian restaurant, i'm in heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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