wayne hits Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 ^go back to the yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 when i was in elementary, i took a shit, then used tp to smear it on the walls. like, covered the entire stall door. those were simple times... AKA "The Ass Crayon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I can talk my girl talk anywhere I want. A bar I used to frequent had a horse trough full of ice as a urinal in the dude's bathroom. I could never resist the urge. So I would pee in the iced down trough. Every time a dude would see me doing this he would buy me a whiskey with a beer chaser. Endless cycle. I once vomited while sitting at this bar. I also once vomited on a girl's head because she didn't listen to me when I told her to get the fuk out of my way. She wanted to sass me and try to say she didn't have to do shit. Her salty talk got her a face full of pizza and whiskey vomit. She didn't think she was hot shit after that. GIRL TALK. damn you remind me of this chick jenny i used to hang out with... some bitch thought she was all hotshit on the patio of this bar flirtin with everyone and then started to flirt with jenny's boyfriend, bitch got a bottle to the head and fell over and just sat there crying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 One time I was hittin' my ex girl from behind, then when it was almost at go time, I pulled out and finished in her mouth. Afterwards she kindly asked that I never do that again. She apparently didn't like the taste of herself. To which i replied, how you think i feel? MANTALK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 i just read two of your posts... one bragin about how big your dick is to a bunch of dudes in the state a fact thread now you talkin bout how you dont like the taste of pussy? who the hell are you kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 She probably was more complaining about the taste of your gravy. Unless you just have a habit of making dirty with trifling ass hoes. Also, I do not like the way you word your posts. It annoys me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I didn't say I didn't like it. I'm just sayin' that at the time I thought it was clever. I have no excuses for the dick thing, for which I apologize for my inept retardedness...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Shouldn't you be in school? The truancy officer is going to come looking for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 And if BF is correct in saying she was complaining about my said "gravy" then perhaps it was wrong for me to say how do you think I feel. Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I am always correct. Go to school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 if she is correct, which she said she always is, why in the world are you tasting your own gravvy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 :lol: god dammit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 One time I was hittin' my ex girl from behind, then when it was almost at go time, I pulled out and finished in her mouth. Afterwards she kindly asked that I never do that again. She apparently didn't like the taste of herself. To which i replied, how you think i feel? MANTALK i dont know why. but i hope you die. twinky. ps. i hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurfin' Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 co signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 ^^Co-Signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 man maybe i was just to subtle when i made fun of him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 DAMN! I think you all took that a little too seriously. Just fucking around. But whatever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 we take homo comments without /no homo after them mad serious son, mad serious, unless youre rage, then its ok 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 DAMN! I think you all took that a little too seriously. Just fucking around. But whatever... GTFONOOB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 DON'T TALK ABOUT IT, BE ABOUT IT. MAN TALK. I just decided that instead of fixing a wheelbarrow I am needing to fix and instead of doing yard works with a pitchfork...I am going to sit next to the heater, drink hot chocolate, and write love letters to dudes. Dudes love getting love letters. I am totally going to get some action. GIRL TALK!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 im not a woman, im not a man, i am something you will never understand. /prince talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I have never put anyone on my "ignore list". But what would happen if we collectively all put the same person on each of our ignore lists? I mean. I know they could still post. But would they, knowing that nobody would be reading it? Just saying. It was an idea I had. We should try it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 are you directing that at me BF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 No, but should I? No, I shouldn't. Don't be so insecure. You are a member of The Dirty Dozen. We better than everyone else. Kind of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I have a hangover like you wouldn't believe. If it were any worse I'd jump out a window. Which would be a purely symbolic move in this one-story house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 No, but should I? No, I shouldn't. Don't be so insecure. You are a member of The Dirty Dozen. We better than everyone else. Kind of. yeah, i guess we are better. we gots credit yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I have a hangover like you wouldn't believe. If it were any worse I'd jump out a window. Which would be a purely symbolic move in this one-story house. You sir, are the personification of the props button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 on that note id like to add: fuck hangover shits. i usually dont eats when im throwing back sparks. so i usually get a very killer tummy ache the next morning followed by killer diharrea. so yeah, fuck hangover shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 You guys just need some of this.. It's got electrolytes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 so ive heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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