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when i was in elementary, i took a shit, then used tp to smear it on the walls.

 

 

like, covered the entire stall door.

 

those were simple times...

 

AKA "The Ass Crayon."

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I can talk my girl talk anywhere I want.

 

A bar I used to frequent had a horse trough full of ice as a urinal in the dude's bathroom.

I could never resist the urge.

So I would pee in the iced down trough.

 

Every time a dude would see me doing this he would buy me a whiskey with a beer chaser.

Endless cycle.

 

I once vomited while sitting at this bar.

 

I also once vomited on a girl's head because she didn't listen to me when I told her to get the fuk out of my way.

She wanted to sass me and try to say she didn't have to do shit.

Her salty talk got her a face full of pizza and whiskey vomit.

She didn't think she was hot shit after that.

 

GIRL TALK.

 

 

damn you remind me of this chick jenny i used to hang out with... some bitch thought she was all hotshit on the patio of this bar flirtin with everyone and then started to flirt with jenny's boyfriend, bitch got a bottle to the head and fell over and just sat there crying

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One time I was hittin' my ex girl from behind, then when it was almost at go time, I pulled out and finished in her mouth. Afterwards she kindly asked that I never do that again. She apparently didn't like the taste of herself. To which i replied, how you think i feel?

 

MANTALK

 

 

 

i dont know why.

but i hope you die.

 

twinky.

 

ps. i hate you.

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DON'T TALK ABOUT IT, BE ABOUT IT.

 

 

MAN TALK.

 

 

 

I just decided that instead of fixing a wheelbarrow I am needing to fix and instead of doing yard works with a pitchfork...I am going to sit next to the heater, drink hot chocolate, and write love letters to dudes.

Dudes love getting love letters.

I am totally going to get some action.

GIRL TALK!!!!

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I have never put anyone on my "ignore list".

But what would happen if we collectively all put the same person on each of our ignore lists?

 

I mean.

I know they could still post.

But would they, knowing that nobody would be reading it?

 

Just saying.

It was an idea I had.

We should try it out.

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I have a hangover like you wouldn't believe. If it were any worse I'd jump out a window.

 

Which would be a purely symbolic move in this one-story house.

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