Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 You guys just need some of this.. It's got electrolytes. If I drank that stuff right now...no. I don't want to contemplate that. I went to a friend's birthday party last night. I sat around a fire and drank beer and ate half frozen veggie burgers. It was cold. I think I drank about a half rack or so, judging by the way my head feels. Water hasn't helped me much. I don't have the nausea I usually get with hangovers this size. I managed to piss off someone I hadn't seen in over a year, when I disagreed with him over when the first Gulf War started (he said 1988, I said 1991). Instead of just saying, "Details, schmetails," he got huffy and left. Oh well, more beer for me. I ended up having a conversation with some guy about the biotech firm down the street from where the party was, mostly about some anti-vivisection people I knew that had gotten chased out of there for demonstrating. The birthday boy, who is opinionated as it is, started getting extra loud and funky because he thought I sounded like a conspiracy nut. I told him that was ironic, coming from the same guy who bleaches the toilet seat before he uses it in the morning. He told me I was crazy. I told him I was having a conversation with someone, and that he was welcome to join in if he'd be respectful and not try to shout people down when they said things that he felt uncomfortable with or disagreed with. This must have been a bad move, because he pulled the "It's my party, and I'll do as i please" card. I told him I didn't feel like that gave him the right to be disrespectful, but that I'd let it slide because we were drunk and I'm like that. Then, i just decided to leave, because drinking beer is good and all, but if it's turning into a chore to do so it's a sign that it's time to move on to the next place. So, when this guy shows up here today to hang out, I'm gonna quiz him on his behavior- again. It's not the first time I've had to put him on cue for acting the fool. But, I'm starting to wonder if he really sees that I'm trying a lot harder to be his friend than he seems to realize. And it's getting old. On the way home, I fell off my skateboard about a half dozen times, and saw about four cops within a mile and a half stretch of San Pablo (main drag). I have a big-ass bruise on my hip to match my hangover. I'm going to go take some Advil and lie in a dark room for a bit. I think I am starting to see the handwriting on the wall, and it's telling me I should leave California soon. Man ramble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 i have morning wood /mantalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 i have permanent wood. /mt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I've been called a peckerwood before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 i have permanent wood. /mt might i suggest i woke up bit back and had to pee like crazy, but i had a boner, shit wouldnt go down, so i tried to ark it in, aimed straight up and it was like over my head and splashing in, SPLASH SPLASH, shit was sloppy, so i just arked it into the tub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 also, did anyone notcie that that top two posters in this thread are not men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Get off my dick, son. And let me make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 nah, im comfortable /no homo sorry damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 You're comfortable on my dick??? You gay, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 MAD GAY YO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 MIGHT I ADD. SUPER HOMO AS WELL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 well, i figured, ya know, being a girl, there was no dick, so its a paradox, no possiblity, so i'd reply with hands down the gayest answer i could, mission=accomplished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 your really gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 gay like a fox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 STUPID LIKE A FOX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 your really gay. you're, it is you're, you're, you're, you're, fucking christ, one extra letter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 cranked at the j*o*b today. /mantalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 that soulja boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 you're, it is you're, you're, you're, you're, fucking christ, one extra letter Go on, CHOKE HIM!! CHOKE HIM OUT!!! That gets on my nerves too. And, did I miss something, or did BF admit to being a hermaphrodite? If so, that makes her that much cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I pee standing up. If that answers your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Oh, I've seen girls do that. Nothing a little practice can't accomplish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skag Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 One time, while drunk I really needed to take a shit. I was walking down a street and stumbled into someones drive way , dropped my pants over their flower garden and went for it, but no dice. Maye its one of those comfort things, but I couldn't shit there. I tried another position in their garden but still no cigar. Eventually I walked up their front steps and took a shit on their doorstep, right on the welcome matt. I dunno what it is about them, but something makes it real easy to shit on. Maybe its the nice big "WELCOME" I dunno. Man talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 i would commit murder over shit on any of my possessions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I had some stories to tell along the same lines. But I will refrain. And leave a tiny bit of mystery to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 One time, while drunk I really needed to take a shit. I was walking down a street and stumbled into someones drive way , dropped my pants over their flower garden and went for it, but no dice. Maye its one of those comfort things, but I couldn't shit there. I tried another position in their garden but still no cigar. Eventually I walked up their front steps and took a shit on their doorstep, right on the welcome matt. I dunno what it is about them, but something makes it real easy to shit on. Maybe its the nice big "WELCOME" I dunno. Man talk. Punk rock, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 What is it with all this Shit throwing, smearing, fecal fetish talk. /no I like to play with poopie talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 we used to fuck with this one russian guy all the time, once while hanging out drinking, i jumped onto his hood and shit onto his windsheild, some stuck there the rest slowly stuck smearing/rolling down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 i also have other ones. mad drunk walking home sick, jumped a fence and shit in the local library garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FARO! Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 this is thread is more manly than football, beer, flannel, power tools, and brawndo combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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