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PaintSmith

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  1. That's why you shouldn't force yourself ontop of her. I'm not saying to yank her clothes off while she least expects it, I'm just saying get her into the mood where she's more likely to give it up. Getting her in the mood and forcing urself are two different things
  2. I don't see how my advice is that bad. Its not to fucking rape her. But I was in the exact situation. I was head over heels over that chick and I didn't want to just bounce and tell her why. I would have much rather waited cuz I wasn't gonna leave just like that. But if the girl knows she's got a loyal boyfriend, she's gonna drag on that virginity thing for a long ass time. Trust me, I was so madly in love with my girlfriend that I would have waited YEARS. And even after bridging the gap, we still stayed together for 2 years...
  3. Meh, I was under the same thing Tails. Its all about the coaxing her out of it. I mean when I was 16, I had sex with my first serious girlfriend while she was 15. And she was ALL about waiting. Like she would grind on my dick but then when it came to actually having sex, she wasn't havin that... What you have to do is push it. DON"T FORCE IT. Next time ya start gettin hot and heavy on ur bed or something, just go into it like ur gonna fuck, like ur on a mission and ur not gonna stop until u get some. And start takin off her clothes. If she denies you, just act like she didn't say anything. When girls are in dat situation, they're horny as fuck and its mad easy to just get ur way. Make sure she's mad horny n sexual. Even the queens of virgins get horny. That's when you go in to swoop. If she just stops you straight in ur tracks, then try again the next day. Dun worry about it dude, ur only 17, u should honestly be goin out there checkin out mad girls, but whatever, some people fall for love. I did, but then I learned my lesson =]
  4. Anybody else miss old school cartoons? I can watch those things non stop now, but put me infront of the bullshit lil kids watch these days and I'll just kill myself
  5. No lie, my mom has one of those feet cheese graters. I mean I don't blame her, my mom is from old country and she spent the majority of her life being a farmer. So I imagine that did some work on her feet.
  6. Yea, do people seriously celebrate that? I've got the most afro-centric black friends and not a single one of them celebrates Kwanza
  7. PaintSmith

    Head On!

    I'm sorry but I can't help but get confused by the schematics of this deal. After buying said product do I apply directly to the ?
  8. read the story on IGN and their headline is "Jailbait Spears Pregnant: All that money, and they can't buy condoms?" XD
  9. she said straight up lesbian? Not bi? Cuz if it was bi, that'd be awesome for threesome...Lesbian thing not so much =/ Another embarrasing thing relating to sex. The first time I ever had sex I didn't use a condom. And right when I felt like I had to cum, i pushed her off, but as soon as I did, I just busted my load all over her bed (I mean on some firehose status). I go to the bathroom and come back to see her naked on her knees cleanin up my kids with some paper towels... Another story, but not so embarrassing. Same girl, and we were fuckin normally, till half way through she totally queefing. I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably cuz it kinda came out of nowhere and it was my first time ever hearin it... Don't think I have more embarrassing sex stories =/
  10. Not gonna front, on a few occasions, I've cummed waaaay to early. Once I came mad quick and my girl dead ass told me "That's it?" Crazy embarrassing
  11. No joke, I do this all the time. Alotta times, if I know someone's waitin for me outside the bathroom, i'll let the water run for like 10 seconds to make them think I washed my hands...
  12. I wonder if those crazy Japanese people look at us and think we're wierd.... But seriously though, I was thinkin bout goin to japan this coming summer. How's the language barrier? Like do alotta people know english? Or will I have to learn Japanese to survive?
  13. That shit is kinda funny and kinda scary at the same time...Especially at the end when they zoom into his face...serious shit
  14. Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD I always thought that part was hilarious whenever I saw that video. Makes that face for no reason and he looks od lost
  15. Not so much embarrassing to myself, but embarrassing story nonetheless. My ex girlfriend's house was like infested. I mean infested with roaches, but I didn't mind cuz the sex was awesome and she made hella good sammiches...But yea, there would be roach carcasses and shit everywhere. She tried to hide it, but it was so obvious. She wasn't necessarily dirty, it was more the building's fault (it was old and wasn't kept very well) Nonetheless, one day, we was havin sex on her bed. Shit was awesome, but then I noticed a roach climbing down the wall. I start slowing down and tried breathing on it to kinda shoo it away. Then it actually got onto the bed and went into her hair. I swear to god, I just flipped. Like I stood up so quick i thought my cock was about to break. She asked me what was wrong and looked at me like I was crazy. I said I didn't know and just finished up in the bathroom. We went out for like 8 more months...I'm tellin you, hella good sammiches...
  16. PaintSmith

    Gaming

    Super Mario Galaxy is awesome except in one dimension. Everything was designed excellently, but I was about to get all 120 stars 3 days after I got it...While it took me like a good month to beat Super Mario Sunshine. Galaxy was WAY too easy (my guess is cuz the Wii is still the "family" console) But all of its predecessors have been frustratingly difficult. There's something to be said about spending an entire day to beat one level. There's definitely a sense of accomplishment. That being said, I would still recommend it. I'ma get Medal Of Honors Heroes 2 for the Wii and trying out the online, since my computer sucks, I've had little experience with online fps, so I might as well start there. Granted its not TF2, it shouldn't be that bad. Right now I'm playin River City Ransom for my GBA, that game is so easy though =[
  17. I'm all for Big L...But is it just me or am I the only one that hates that version of MVP? On my ipod I've got the Big L MVP 2000 remix and I think the beat is muuuuch better than that one in the video. My boy also got a different beat over the lyrics that I'm not fond of either. I would post some british grime (rap) cuz I'm startin to become a big fan of it, but I doubt it'll go over well in this thread. So... Mf Doom: I Hear Voices Pt 2 Rhinestone Cowboy Gangstarr Mass Appeal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXyFZkU9bkQ A Tribe Called Quest Scenario http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFZLq6R-ZtM Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...That line had be laughin for hours. Damn, Busta Rhymes fell off like od after his old school days. His Genesis album was serious, everything else....meh I'll post some more videos later
  18. That's actually pretty dope...I'm still tryna figure out why your school usin books from the late 70's... And I gotta agree wit everyone else, keep that shit. I seriously wouldn't be surprised if you could get around to doin some sort of official auction for it and get some serious money. I'd keep it if i was you. RIP Sane
  19. RIP. Mad people used to crack on him cuz of his accent, but people can't front that he was an expert in his field. And if anything, I thought he was gonna die from like a king cobra bite, or an aligator bite or somethin...but a sting ray? Nonetheless, RIP
  20. Re: THE BRONX AND THOSE THAT LOVE IT!!! ^^ Word...I see graff 10 times betta when I'm actually in da bronx. Seriously ya makin da bx look bad. Ya got some classics but wut happened to the Skuf, the Post, the Cope, shit I wouldn't even mind seein some of the lesser known people... The 1 line got dope spots, so does the 4 and 6 train.Everything here is practically KGB.
  21. You call that biting? Dude, those letters are so generic, its way beyond biting. Every single letter you see out there had been done time and time again. Unreal1, show me the people who "invented" those letters and I'll personally mail you 20 Rustos yo. Or "invent" me some new ways to do those letters that haven't already been done before... Sger...lose that star. Quotations are totally toy. That R needs some fixin...Other then that I think its decent.
  22. sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen
  23. haha, i didn't really like that lollercaust cuz I kinda had to think about it (took me a minute) but that lollerbate and lmaonade was fuckin hilarious
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