GLIK$ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Microwaving steamed fish and whatever else you have makes the entire lab stink. Seriously it smells like the inside of a thai hookers twat on a steamy sunday down at the docks. fucking cut it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, I hate when co-workers do shit like that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, and these fucks never understand why i dont wanna eat lunch in the room with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, I had one girl who wanted to eat anchovies everyday. Another guy who ate broccolie(sp?) everyday. Motherfuckers stank. I would bust them out everyday too and they did not care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, my fat jabba the co-worker eats weiners and broccoli that she microwaves. everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, yeah well broccoli is fine. it doesnt smell like a fucking corpse's wuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, PS: who the fuck calls hot dogs wieners? unless shes actually eating lil dils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, until they start farting because of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, Microwaving fish? Gross I microwaved salmon my exgirlfriends mom made from the night before once a long time ago (she is a freakin master chef shit was bangin). I took one bite shit was nasty sooo gross my house smelled exactly how you described for 2 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, I think that was from you and some nasty ass skank not that fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, hang some pine tree air fresheners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, cats here can't seem to read numbers very well and insist on putting bananas in the microwave for 444444 seconds "oh, i deeedant no eeet wood pop" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, Why are they putting bananas in the micro?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, oh it gets better. im pretty sure these girls from Haiti are eating goat right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, PS: who the fuck calls hot dogs wieners? I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, thats some middle american my dad works in a plant making ford f150s but just had his dept outsourced so we eat Vienna sausages out the can for lunch type shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, hang some palm tree air fresheners. Those are Pine Trees, these are Palm Trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, knock the stinky food person out with one punch. to the dome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, word from your description that sounds gross as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, also Dear Jewster, Please stop pissing all over the toilet in the bathroom. Listen its not that hard to shimmy up to the rim and point your shit at the proper angle to not splash your jew piss all over. fuck -Glik$/#1 Everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 why don't you just tell them it's offensive to their faces? no use beating around the stinky bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 YALL DONT NEED ME TO COME IN TONIGHT, ITS GOING TO BE DEAD.....ASSHOLES, FUCK IT, I MIGHT NOT GO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 i read that wrong first, and thought pffffft was leaving a suicide note P.S. i think you need more ffffffff's in your name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear Slant, also Dear Jewster, Please stop pissing all over the toilet in the bathroom. Listen its not that hard to shimmy up to the rim and point your shit at the proper angle to not splash your jew piss all over. I actually do that on purpose... fuck sickies who shit at work... it ruins my day. It takes all of two days to train your system to function before 8 and after 5. I'm agnostic /no foreskin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 today one of my co workers farted in my delivery truck. i wanted to crash into a wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 lmao hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I have a big fat jabba the hut co-worker who smells like rotten vaj allllll the time. I have a cold frigid bitch boss that loves horses and treats everyone like they're children with helmets. Her husband is a super cheerful old teddy bear man who makes funny noises and faces. Their daughter is a super dyke who refuses to admit to her parents that Jonna is more than a room mate. (The wedding band, adopted children and 6 year relationship don't give it away) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 ^^ haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 why don't you just tell them it's offensive to their faces? no use beating around the stinky bush. the stinky bush eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 i hate people at work who do that. who eats nasty smelling food anyways, gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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