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Fuck you dbags (the work edition)

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Microwaving steamed fish and whatever else you have makes the entire lab stink. Seriously it smells like the inside of a thai hookers twat on a steamy sunday down at the docks.

 

fucking cut it out.

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

and these fucks never understand why i dont wanna eat lunch in the room with them

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

I had one girl who wanted to eat anchovies everyday. Another guy who ate broccolie(sp?) everyday.

 

Motherfuckers stank. I would bust them out everyday too and they did not care.

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

my fat jabba the co-worker eats weiners and broccoli that she microwaves.

 

everyday.

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

yeah well broccoli is fine. it doesnt smell like a fucking corpse's wuss.

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

PS: who the fuck calls hot dogs wieners?

unless shes actually eating lil dils.

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

Microwaving fish? Gross I microwaved salmon my exgirlfriends mom made from the night before once a long time ago (she is a freakin master chef shit was bangin). I took one bite shit was nasty sooo gross my house smelled exactly how you described for 2 days.

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

cats here can't seem to read numbers very well

and insist on putting bananas in the microwave for 444444 seconds

 

 

"oh, i deeedant no eeet wood pop"

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

oh it gets better.

im pretty sure these girls from Haiti are eating goat right now.

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

PS: who the fuck calls hot dogs wieners?

 

I do.

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

thats some middle american my dad works in a plant making ford f150s but just had his dept outsourced so we eat Vienna sausages out the can for lunch type shit...

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

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hang some palm tree air fresheners.

 

Those are Pine Trees,

 

these are Palm Trees.

 

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

also Dear Jewster,

Please stop pissing all over the toilet in the bathroom. Listen its not that hard to shimmy up to the rim and point your shit at the proper angle to not splash your jew piss all over.

 

fuck

-Glik$/#1 Everything

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Re: Dear Slant,

 

also Dear Jewster,

Please stop pissing all over the toilet in the bathroom. Listen its not that hard to shimmy up to the rim and point your shit at the proper angle to not splash your jew piss all over.

 

 

I actually do that on purpose... fuck sickies who shit at work... it ruins my day.

 

It takes all of two days to train your system to function before 8 and after 5.

 

I'm agnostic /no foreskin

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