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Introduction to the truth: I'm female & I want your money


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A Proper Responce:

 

 

 

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only

are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25

now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the

fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

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not to mention that If I was a 1/2 millionare now, by the time I was 40 I would be a full blown millionaire a few times over and by the time she was 40, she'd be old news i'd be trading her gold digging ass in for 2 20 year olds since her pretentious money hungry shallowness mixed with the force of gravity and the thickness of her artificial tanned skin would be a major turn off.

 

Nah....count me out.

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I know kids who have inherited casinos and companies like Maxis, Leap Frog, and Mothers cookies. PM boobies and Ill tell you if theyre interested. Youd also have to deal with them being 5-9 years younger than you, and in Oakland, CA. Also ones a lesbian.

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