deterrent Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not originally from New York but currently live in East Village near Tomkins Park . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms -What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings -Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)? - Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there? - Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out? - How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 are you fuckin serious? sounds like the chick in your yoga class gives some major league dome and lets dude piss in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 wow. are you tila tequila? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 EL OH EL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 This sounds like me in girl form... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 this is why i only date family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 rich dudes hang out at the gym true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 :crying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 kill everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 we could all pull our money together, but most of us would just want to fuck not get married, you know like a hooker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a doomed marriage starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 picts? i want to see if you're worth the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 hahaha i can't tell if this is serious or a copy+paste troll attempt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 ...at least she's honest about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 did you ever get that waffle sleeve?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted October 12, 2007 Author Share Posted October 12, 2007 A Proper Responce: I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it. Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful! So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you! So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage. Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout. By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation. With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 lol. i heard this and the response on howard stern tuesday. what a great response by that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 id buy her a "pearl necklace" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 gold digger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money BINGO I'm 23, and I make just shy of a 6 figure salary (nowhere near 500k, but not bad for my age), but I bust my ASS to do so, both when I was in university, and now in the working world. If you want the money, go fucking earn it yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 what the fuck is this from?? nevermind, i googled the shit ... pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 pics and we'll say how much your worth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Good ol' Craigslist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garden-hoe Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 id buy her a "pearl necklace" bloop bloop bloop bloop chugga chugga chugga chugga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 dEtErrENts iS tEh wOmEnZ!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Get an Asian girl, they stay looking young longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 ...Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you! So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position... fucking awesome whoever wrote this deserves a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Im Rich, Holler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 fucking serious? my aunt does shit like this to guys before she even gets dudes name she wants to know how much he makes a year. fucking hate birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Become a high-end car sales lady. But you had better be fucking fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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