fatalist Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 That is fucking disgusting. The bitch is obviously a dirty slut monster. Hope this nasty experience teaches you a lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 yeah, you dont fuck with onenightmuffdives, you just dont... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 there's one chick i spoke to before that told me she's had guys eat her out on her period without telling them. what angered me was that she thought there was nothing wrong with it. like it was normal. she said something about how he should "respect" that it's her time of the month and not treat oral any differently. i think that most women don't think like her though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 wow, the one time my boss reads what im reading on 12oz... good thing he has a sick sense of humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 glad we could help, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 i like how 12oz distracts me at work...i was reading this thread and someone called and asked for my boss and i said "who is this talking?"...not only does that suggest that i don't know how to speak, but it also sounds rude. yay 12oz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I do the same thing. Thank you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garden-hoe Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 it's true, it does feel extra nice to get fucked while on the rag, but she so should have told you not to go diving! yuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 feels extra nice?! udd no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 why is that anyways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garden-hoe Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 extra horny and extra lubrication Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 if you like a murder scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garden-hoe Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 sometimes you just have to get over it *edit* but NEVER while giving/getting head. that is fucking disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Only very special women recieve oral sex from me. There have only been two, out of quite a lot. A one night stand? FUCK. Although Austrian women are quite clean... except when they are on the blob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 im down for blood covered battles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 gashfucking is where its at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 it's true, it does feel extra nice to get fucked while on the rag, but she so should have told you not to go diving! yuck! this is possibly the most eloquent sentence uttered by a woman, ever. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I too have made the mistake of drunk diving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I too have made the mistake of drunk diving. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I too have made the mistake of drunk diving. classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 this thread is a prime example of why you keep that to yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 There is no problem with having redwings, however, having "skanky austrian muff" red wings, there is your problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 ha thats a great story it takes a special person to actually admit to it though. id just keep that to myself. i just got off the phone with a homie ive had since 1st grade. he tells me that he just caught a case of human trafficking. im like wtf. but the shit he tells me never suprises me so i said ok whats the story? hes like remember last friday when i called you from the titty bar in mexico? yeah well i had sex with 2 honeys then when i was walking out i saw this fine ass one so i fucked her too. so then i had a few tequilas and i started to feel like i was on sherm (embalyming fluid and cig - slang varies) so this cop approaches me and says hes the chief of police and that he will give me a ride to my car across the border. but i have to drive because he doesnt have his license. so i drive the car across the border and the US police search the car to find 5 squished mexicans in the trunk and the car is registered as stolen. so i spent the last 3 days in jail until i came up with the $25,000 bail. what do you think about that? ha dumbass sounds typical of you. i told you to stop leaving your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 that story was much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Why was this whole story considered a "rookie" mistake anyway? Were you a virgin? How is it rookie? I've been wondering all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 say good bye to your lips homey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 how stupid can you be? I'm the chief of police, but I lost my badge, you need to drive the car.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Why was this whole story considered a "rookie" mistake anyway? Were you a virgin? How is it rookie? I've been wondering all day. first time catching some funk i bet, rookie to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I work with some older roughneck bikers and they were talking about this the other day, at fucking lunch no less. I guess people actually do that shit and like it, I couldnt fucking eat afterwords Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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