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CreamyPotatoe

Rookie Mistake

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ill try to keep this short.

for those who dont know im in berlin right now staying in a hostel in a 10 person dorm.

 

so, picked up a Austrian chick from the bar at the hostel last night and we headed back to my room. luckily i havent had any roommates for the last few days so i was already in there.

 

shirt comes off, bra comes off, panties come off and i go to work downtown. first off this broad had a massive bush but i was faded and got over it. needless to say i didnt need to floss this morning. so i must have munched away for a good 20 minutes i come up and the broad makes out with me which was kinda hot in a weird way.

 

we do the deed and after she leaves i see a bloody maxi pad on the fucking floor.:shook: :spent: :yuck: :unhappy2:

 

it wasnt hella bloody down there its not like i got a kool aid smile. i didnt even taste/notice it till i saw the pad but still what the fuck. AND she made out with me knowing i just got done eating her bloody snatch.

 

so lesson learned, checking for a tampon insnt good enough.

 

so i was thinking about this when i woke up and now im wondering what rookie mistakes have you guys made?

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

HAHAHAHAHA

 

 

RED WINGSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dude, that is nasty. First you ate at a one night stand. Two, it was a different countries one night stand. Third, she sort of punked you. Normally I would not say she punked you, because I would think she was drunk too, but if she left that shit on your floor with no regards to you, I think she was telling you something.

 

 

I definitly would wonder what else she had if she let you do that and then kissed you.

 

BTW, dude that is nasty. What the fuck were you thinking?

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sex feels best for girls when we're bloody.

 

 

but you ate that bitch out. you're sick.

 

God knows what that bitch had. I'd go to a clinic now and again in 3-6 months.

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EATING OUT A STRANGER THAT BLED IN YOUR MOUTH IS WAAAYYYY WORSE THAN A ROOKIE MISTAKE.

 

BELIEVE THAT.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Here you go son, you earned them

 

caw1.gif

 

 

Combat Red Wings

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Why would you eat a snatch that you never even met before? Even if I had met them a few times I would be cautious. Only wifey gets the tongue treatment over here.

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I didn't think this would attract this much condemnation from such a pack of deviants

 

I could probably count the times i've eaten vaj on two hands. Shit is pretty gross. But stranger blood puss is pretty sick.

 

Did you spit for ages?

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i heard stories from mexico where people have one night stand with broads and when the broad leaves somewhere in the room the guy finds a letter that reads "welcome to the AIDS club"

 

just wanted to share

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