Pfffffffffft Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 this is the first time ive had it.. i always thought it would be intersting to sit in and be the one asshole who sways a ruling but its at 8am, and im not for that. i really dont want to go... is there ways of getting out of it besides saying.. "Im a satanic nigger hatin, queer basher" who else has been called for it and got out of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Just do it and stop being a bitch about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 9, 2007 Author Share Posted September 9, 2007 thats not very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 hahahaha man when paulie shore eats that taco, so fucking funny man what a great movie buuuuudie, rad thread. oh and tell them youre panned jihad against the nigger queers wont allow you to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 tell them because of your religious beliefs you cant convict anybody because only god has the right to judge people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Usually you get out of it before you agree to doing it... You're screwed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL GRINGOE Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 hahahaha man when paulie shore eats that taco, so fucking funny man what a great movie buuuuudie, rad thread. . If a small taco is a taquito, then a small judge... must be a Judgeito ... im still laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I got it, and I said, I am going on holiday, and they said, ahh ok, well you can do it next year, no excuses. I think you can dodge it once then you have to do it, at least in England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 "Im a satanic nigger hatin, queer basher" Pffffffffft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 "i have to work and if i don't work i can't eat and if you make me starve i will sue your asses" "my family member is sick and i need to be with him/her" "i will be attending a gay wedding in maine and i can't go to your stupid court proceeding" "death to america!" "durka durka" "ni wee pung sniggggggggy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 "durka durka"\ Bacalava????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Bacalava????? http://youtube.com/watch?v=wAVEfUzkG20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 tell them because of your religious beliefs you cant convict anybody because only god has the right to judge people i would love to say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 im going to tell them that i am voting not guilty no matter what.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 im going to tell them that i am voting not guilty no matter what.. because you don't want to see the white man trampled on by the darkies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 my mom is like 60 and she just got jury duty. she said she's not gonna go. what kind of penalties might she be faced with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 my mom is like 60 and she just got jury duty. she said she's not gonna go. what kind of penalties might she be faced with? jail and/or fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 she don't need that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 every single jury duty notice i get goes right to the garbage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 if you have a felony (even for graffiti) you cannot serve. but if you dont have a felony....read these: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=getting+out+of+jury+duty&btnG=Google+Search Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 tell them you hate cops. it works, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 ^^so many people have done that...i dont think it works as well anymore.. here in cali...when u first go in they give you a paper asking shit like "have you been the victim of a crime, do you know anyone who has been the victim of a crime etc." just fill out as much as you can....and when the lawyers question you about it...do whatever you can to get either lawyer to dismiss you (either to prosectution or defense)....make it look like all your decisions will be biased. similar threads... http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/search.php?searchid=1056796 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 you can tell them you've or your immediate family has been a victim of a crime, a perpetrator of a crime, or that you've worked in a DNA lab i know all that stuff will get you out of it i finally got called after a decade and a half of never getting a notice i'll probably just do it. in my nikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I'm not allowed to do jury duty. Works for me. Stupid lawmakers. They think they're punishing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdUnit Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 The one time I went they put me in the "D" pool after seeing all the graff cases I had. So they marched us around some rooms and the lawyers only chose people out of the "A" pool, as they were nice upstanding citizens. Some guy from Patty's Pantry showed up with donuts and I had one. Half my day for a donut. So if you have been arrested no one wants to know what you think about anything in court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 tell them "damn niggers make me sick!" and look at the nearest black person or if there are non look at either the defense attorney or prosecuter straight in th eye and tell him "WOOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER!" WOOGIE BOOGIE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 i've always wanted to do jury duty but i never get asked. what's a better way to get out of work, paid, and pretend you're on law and order or something? of course i'd always say not guilty, unless it had something to do with children or something else i found disturbing...even if all the jurors wanted to vote not guilty with me, i'd hold it as guilty for awhile just to waste time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 say someone from your family tragically died in cuba or some shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 then what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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