Guest spectr Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 this is the first time ive had it.. i always thought it would be intersting to sit in and be the one asshole who sways a ruling but its at 8am, and im not for that. i really dont want to go... is there ways of getting out of it besides saying.. "Im a satanic nigger hatin, queer basher" who else has been called for it and got out of it? May you be eternally cursed with jury duty until I get my package in the mail....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 come to think of it...i never got a package either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mind@ease Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 yall dont get paid? we get paid to chill, barely any cases get jurys in columbus, so you just sit and watch movies and pick up your check t the end of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I told them I needed to pick up my kids from school.. Cluetwo / No kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 come to think of it...i never got a package either do we need to make an official pffffft never sent us a package thread.... for our complaints and to out him and his lack of package sendingness to the rest of 12oz... or do we just go out to north cackalackeee and stick a funnel in his butt then shove handfulls of fire ants in the funnel..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 the latter sounds more fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 i never remember posting things in old threads, but 4 years later and i finally get called for jury duty. i'd still rather go, then not. i get paid leave from my employer and paid from the court. it beats sitting in my office at work and watching people complain about their lives on facebook, 12oz, tumblr, twitter, etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 you can tell them you've or your immediate family has been a victim of a crime, a perpetrator of a crime, or that you've worked in a DNA lab i know all that stuff will get you out of it i finally got called after a decade and a half of never getting a notice i'll probably just do it. in my nikes. my city is too violent so this doesn't work anymore i was getting questioned about being on the jury for a drug trial, told em 'i don't believe anything the police say' and that got me out of it i kinda want to get called for a federal jury. we get some illy ass criminals down there. i noticed someone up above (in 2007) thinkin they were super cool and throwing the jury duty notices away. the judge sent 3 bench warrants in last time i got called.. so for some people, it'll be super fun when they get pulled over for speeding, and end up arrested for not doing jury doodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 i ended up getting chosen for fed jury duty and i just got high and slept in court every day. late every day, told them i was parking in a garage even though it was for my work then told my work i had jury duty all day even though it was half days so i parked for free and got off work and was paid for both. i actually liked the case because i got to see how an educated thug avoids doing time. remember kids possession is 9/10ths of the law! if you actually wanna get out of jury duty i'd fall asleep while there picking you out and just act super hard of hearing and say what? a lot and generally don't listen to them and make the lawyers pissed at how awful of a person you are. that straight up works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 every single jury duty notice i get goes right to the garbage. THIS. Unless they sent a process server/constable to your door and they physically served you a jury duty notice in person, they can NEVER prove you received the notice in the mail. Why make an effort if they won't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 ^they can still issue a bench warrant and have you arrested it may not be a conviction, but i'd rather not spend the night in jail over jury duty yes, it happens. fuggit though, i dpn't mind if you toss em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 oh man i just love judges and dressed up men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I got jury duty this coming Monday on the 15th for the first time. fuuck maaaaaaaaan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 ^they can still issue a bench warrant and have you arrested it may not be a conviction, but i'd rather not spend the night in jail over jury duty yes, it happens. fuggit though, i dpn't mind if you toss em Stop bringing in facts to the thread and let them be hardcore and see what happens. :lol: :lol: :lol: BTW, you do not want Federal Jury Duty. I work near a federal court house and see those people all the time. Most of the cases they get are tax cheats and retarded shit that is boring. Most of it is federal, because it happened on federal property. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Niggaz in my hood call me the fed destroyer cuz I tag mailboxes n that is federal property. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Damn, nigga. You up!!! I heard of you. Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Go to Jury Duty hopefully she's hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 tell them you can't do jury duty cause you can't get your shift covered on the corner pumpin weed nigga fatty fat fat dimes yoyoyoyoyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 i never stay in one place long enough for them to catch me with this shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 ^^ CO-SIGNED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 fuck jury duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 i had grand jury duty. it was mostly cases of hicks and meth heads fighting each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I got jury duty and just never went. All my life I thought I'd be excited to do it, but then I realized I wasn't gonna get to be on anything cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 one time i was in court and one of the guys having his case heard was a redneck kinda guy. his lawyer said something like "the defendent had a small knife" and the judge said to the redneck "can you show me about how big it was" so the redneck guy gets up and spreads his arms and goes "ITS ABOUT THIS BIG, MORE OF A SWORD THAN A KNIFE REALLY" his lawyer double face palmed and the guy sits down smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 i've never been called up but my wife gets a notice at least yearly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 so, i had to call after 5pm the day before i was supposed to show up to court only to find out that any juror after a certain number was dismissed. i was one of those numbers. i got dissed even before going to court. i'll have to wait again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 If you don't vote you don't get called up for jury duty. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 look at all my fancy jury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 If you don't vote you don't get called up for jury duty. Good stuff. That's win-win right there. I went years ago, where they just keep you in a room all day with like 200 other middle-aged people who were mostly professionals. They had coffee and TV, but they just kept it on CNN repeating all day. Shit sucks,. At least put on a movie or spongebob, anything remotely entertaining at least. And getting paid $5 a day? That's just insulting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Make/ Show up wearing a shirt that says in plain font all caps "CRIME PAYS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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