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this is the first time ive had it..

 

i always thought it would be intersting to sit in and be the one asshole who sways a ruling

 

but its at 8am, and im not for that.

 

i really dont want to go...

 

is there ways of getting out of it besides saying..

 

"Im a satanic nigger hatin, queer basher"

 

who else has been called for it and got out of it?

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hahahaha man when paulie shore eats that taco, so fucking funny man what a great movie buuuuudie, rad thread.

 

 

 

 

 

oh and tell them youre panned jihad against the nigger queers wont allow you to do that.

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Usually you get out of it before you agree to doing it...

 

You're screwed...

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hahahaha man when paulie shore eats that taco, so fucking funny man what a great movie buuuuudie, rad thread.

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If a small taco is a taquito, then a small judge... must be a Judgeito

 

... im still laughing

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I got it, and I said, I am going on holiday, and they said, ahh ok, well you can do it next year, no excuses.

I think you can dodge it once then you have to do it, at least in England.

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"i have to work and if i don't work i can't eat and if you make me starve i will sue your asses"

 

"my family member is sick and i need to be with him/her"

 

"i will be attending a gay wedding in maine and i can't go to your stupid court proceeding"

 

"death to america!"

 

"durka durka"

 

"ni wee pung sniggggggggy"

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tell them because of your religious beliefs you cant convict anybody because only god has the right to judge people

 

i would love to say that.

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im going to tell them that i am voting not guilty no matter what..

 

 

because you don't want to see the white man trampled on by the darkies?

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my mom is like 60 and she just got jury duty. she said she's not gonna go. what kind of penalties might she be faced with?

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my mom is like 60 and she just got jury duty. she said she's not gonna go. what kind of penalties might she be faced with?

 

 

 

jail and/or fine

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^^so many people have done that...i dont think it works as well anymore..

 

here in cali...when u first go in they give you a paper asking shit like "have you been the victim of a crime, do you know anyone who has been the victim of a crime etc."

 

just fill out as much as you can....and when the lawyers question you about it...do whatever you can to get either lawyer to dismiss you (either to prosectution or defense)....make it look like all your decisions will be biased.

 

similar threads...

 

http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/search.php?searchid=1056796

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you can tell them you've or your immediate family has been a victim of a crime, a perpetrator of a crime, or that you've worked in a DNA lab

i know all that stuff will get you out of it

 

i finally got called after a decade and a half of never getting a notice

i'll probably just do it.

in my nikes.

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I'm not allowed to do jury duty.

 

Works for me. Stupid lawmakers. They think they're punishing me.

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The one time I went they put me in the "D" pool after seeing all the graff cases I had. So they marched us around some rooms and the lawyers only chose people out of the "A" pool, as they were nice upstanding citizens. Some guy from Patty's Pantry showed up with donuts and I had one. Half my day for a donut.

So if you have been arrested no one wants to know what you think about anything in court.

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