VAJ Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I dated this dude once... And he had a pretty good tech job at Lockheed Martin. My whole family either works or has worked at Lockheed Martin and or Vought. Well one day a month or so after I had broke the little faggots heart, I was on my way to work and I get a phone call from an old dude: HIM:Is this (my full name)? ME:Yes, who is this. HIM:Well this is blahblah from building six and I just wanted to let you know that in the mens bathroom, one of the stalls says "(my full name) sucks a mean dick" with both your home and cell phone numbers. ME: Oh does it really? Building six? Building six of what? HIM:Lockheed Martin in Fort Worth. Needless to say he was fired immediately. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 when posting numbers post what state and if you can what city makes it easier for conversation Me"you're from Canada, you suck" him"what" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 *edited... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estaked Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 awesome thread ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 HAHAHA call 510 918 7516 that's her friend, tell her that danielle is a bitch She didnt answer. Left a message though :D ''Damn weaksauce, answer your phone. PS Danielle is a bitch'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Simon hung up on me twice. Fuckin homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 i have a phone number to a jail cell in livonia michigan, the only bad part is when no ones being held no ones there to answer but if you want the number and keep trying here goes 1-734-266-2025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 REJECTION HOTLINE BY STATE: ALABAMA 205-383-1788 Birmingham 334-541-0107 Auburn ARIZONA 520-917-0480 Tucson 602-230-4210 602-325-0066 Phoenix ARKANSAS 501-545-4960 CALIFORNIA 310-217-7638 Los Angeles 310-735-0099 Los Angeles 408-236-2060 San Jose 408-513-3090 San Jose 415-228-0207 San Francisco 415-356-9833 San Francisco 424-202-6983 661-367-2388 818-301-6845 Los Angeles 858-492-8002 San Diego 916-384-0237 Sacramento COLORADO 303-218-9999 Denver 303-607-7527 Denver 719-359-8077 Colorado Springs 720-259-1388 Denver CONNECTICUT 860-760-1846 DELAWARE 302-250-4049 DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA 202-448-8881 202-452-7468 FLORIDA 305-503-0846 Miami 352-475-6679 Gainesville 407-970-8278 Orlando 813-273-8160 Tampa 813-792-4079 Tampa 904-879-8012 Jacksonville 954-880-9025 Fort Lauderdale GEORGIA 404-260-1318 Atlanta 678-928-3001 Atlanta 706-335-0511 Athens 770-276-3002 Atlanta 770-908-7383 Atlanta 912-754-5588 Savannah HAWAII 808-756-9701 IDAHO 208-272-9997 ILLINOIS 312-588-3108 Chicago 630-809-3239 Aurora 773-509-5027 Chicago 815-404-2580 Crystal Lake 847-859-7254 Evanston INDIANA 317-332-0670 Indianapolis IOWA 641-715-0150 KANSAS 785-875-3188 KENTUCKY 270-735-1622 502-379-4025 Louisville LOUISIANA 225-614-9641 Baton Rouge 504-208-2271 New Orleans MAINE 207-376-0768 MARYLAND 301-576-1104 410-347-1488 Baltimore 410-500-4687 Baltimore MASSACHUSETTS 413-351-2684 508-556-3549 617-861-3962 Boston 781-382-3478 781-654-2925 MICHIGAN 248-262-6861 248-365-0018 313-915-9016 Detroit 734-205-0534 Ann Arbor MINNESOTA 612-232-1638 651-319-9775 Minneapolis MISSISSIPPI 601-792-4440 MISSOURI 314-359-3930 St. Louis 417-326-2677 Springfield 573-856-4522 Jefferson City 816-298-0420 Kansas City MONTANA 406-371-9027 NEBRASKA 402-434-6535 Lincoln 402-827-9874 Omaha NEVADA 702-386-5397 Las Vegas 702-824-9474 Las Vegas NEW HAMPSHIRE 603-413-2340 NEW JERSEY 201-428-2128 201-808-6011 609-373-1072 Princeton 732-894-5017 908-636-2965 973-409-3011 Newark NEW MEXICO 505-310-2496 Albuquerque NEW YORK 212-660-2245 New York City 315-682-1822 Syracuse 347-689-1270 516-730-7245 Long Island 518-935-4012 Albany 646-717-8395 New York 716-357-2127 Buffalo 845-259-2245 914-269-4245 NORTH CAROLINA 336-455-8634 Greensboro 704-208-1658 Charlotte 828-859-2905 919-674-0320 Raleigh NORTH DAKOTA 701-552-9028 OHIO 216-269-0085 Cleveland 330-342-3454 Akron 419-452-6002 440-328-3382 513-277-0088 Cincinnati 614-360-9876 Columbus 740-321-1277 937-396-7974 Dayton OKLAHOMA 405-213-1048 Oklahoma City 918-649-1711 Tulsa OREGON 503-207-0299 PENNSYLVANIA 215-618-1505 Philly 412-567-2767 Pittsburgh 724-733-0018 814-337-4101 Penn State RHODE ISLAND 401-648-6543 SOUTH CAROLINA 803-358-0885 843-303-9675 Charleston 864-607-9208 SOUTH DAKOTA 605-877-3007 TENNESSEE 615-238-2005 Nashville 901-248-9901 Memphis TEXAS 210-280-0176 San Antonio 214-245-0885 Dallas 512-651-1907 Austin 713-331-9135 Houston 713-866-6249 Houston 817-326-1433 Ft. Worth 972-504-6270 Dallas 972-836-0066 Dallas UTAH 801-820-4032 VERMONT 802-922-9007 VIRGINIA 703-912-1725 703-945-1694 757-215-4557 Virginia Beach 804-335-1422 Richmond WASHINGTON 206-494-0827 Seattle 509-481-9180 Spokane WISCONSIN 414-243-1102 Milwaukee 608-669-9054 WYOMING 307-462-2022 CANADA 204-272-3976 Winnipeg 250-984-0686 Victoria 403-775-9982 Calgary 514-667-0361 Montreal 519-488-2355 London 613-686-3620 Ottawa 647-476-4910 Toronto 778-786-8557 Vancouver 780-669-5270 Edmonton 905-963-0318 Hamilton OUR OTHER NUMBERS 207-228-0146 Call to Confess 212-201-3517 One Night Stand 323-213-4134 It Could Suck More 401-427-2990 Breakup Butler 401-992-4051 Rectal Removers 413-241-2498 Call to Santa 424-202-6981 Random 510-285-2263 561-228-6003 571-527-2045 RH Old Man 619-270-9578 Spanish R.H. ~ Male 626-242-9958 Spanish R.H. ~ Female 760-481-3098 Female-voiced R.H. 803-234-8035 Breakup Butler ~ nice 805-351-8307 Frustration Hotline 1 817-256-9693 Breakup Bitch 909-723-5660 Telemarketers Suck 949-313-0670 Marshmellow-mouth 949-313-0671 British R.H. 949-313-0672 Australian R.H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 HEY WILL SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THIS NUMBER ITS A JAIL CELL IN LIVONIA MICHIGAN, SOMEONE IS IN THERE RIGHT NOW THE # IS 1734-266-2025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 brooklyn ny 1 347 320 7732 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Unibomber Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 here is this girl Kassie from wyoming she is easy and always drunk 3078713141 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 we used to rock this shit back in early high school days ... go on instant messenger and search a certain name (for example, katie) .. then we would go through all the results and check their profiles for information about people they knew, until we could fake like we were one of their friends. then we would message them, saying we were whoever and this is our new screenname, and we would be having a crisis or professing our love or something. so we would get them to call us at a targeted number at like 3 am, and direct them to say hella weird shit .... i actually printed some of the convos out, im going to try to find them ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 The prisoner hung up on me too But he seemed nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 hey hey hey you guys should all prank call 1510 350 6406 that's my friend and she's really annoying, and i know she's going to complain about it to everyone, so i really wanna see what happens. I NEED SOME ENTERTAINMENT, SOMEONE DO IT! yo this is my area code. is it a cell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I need to find some numbers to post on here.... shit is crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 214 563 2722 this bitch is annoying as fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Brian 1-847-828-4025 *Schaumburg, IL dorky white boy, wanna be claimin GD pothead, cokehead, lame ass dude i know..... have fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 yo this is my area code. is it a cell? yup, her name is danielle tell her she has man shoulders OH AND MENTION "MATT VISCO" HAHAHAHA just be like "aye so visco was talkin to me the other day..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 we used to rock this shit back in early high school days ... go on instant messenger and search a certain name (for example, katie) .. then we would go through all the results and check their profiles for information about people they knew, until we could fake like we were one of their friends. then we would message them, saying we were whoever and this is our new screenname, and we would be having a crisis or professing our love or something. so we would get them to call us at a targeted number at like 3 am, and direct them to say hella weird shit .... i actually printed some of the convos out, im going to try to find them ... for real, Were you on punishment or somes#%t? Go to the mall, steal things and beat people down, that's what you should do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodtimes105 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 lol, this thread is like a dirty gas staion bathroom stall wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 for real, Were you on punishment or somes#%t? Go to the mall, steal things and beat people down, that's what you should do. aha nahhh this was way back in the day. 14 or so ... we still did all the other ill shit that kids get into, but this was just our clever way of making people perform our prank calls for us, thus not having to deal with the inevitable callback at 3am and dealing with the parents ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 INDIAN TELEMARKETERS THEY PRONOUNCE CALIFORNIA...COLIFORNIA.. my boss had me threaten them today.. ask them where their office in california is.... tell them youre going to kill them.. ite hella funny...call them arab chinks or whatever... i never had so much fun at work. 714-782-3167 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 haha.. i just led them through this huge circle and they found out it was me... thanks for callin them. now they know how frustrated americans get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 i keep getting answering machines. but leaving messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Tom-Mabe-Revenge-on-the-Telemarketers/43246dc2149925b79d216765936d77072c66faddfe4c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Eegbg/counterscript.html http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm100.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 haha great thread, please prank call this asshole, ok so he lied about getting head, so just go like "BJ DIDNT HAPPEN KID!!"" bwahah. please. 914-874-7067 pm me or bump my post if u called it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 white plaines new york? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 ya why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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