Chubbs Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 leave it to beaver white kids need not apply. sandals cheap leather belts slap in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 dropkicked off the top rope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 ...what white kids didn't get the beats?.... ...I must be half black or something then................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 <White kid <still applying DAD: 2 inch wood paddle with holes MOM: mops, brooms, glasses of whiskey that I made wrong, hairbrushes, whatever was around STEPDAD: belt STEPMOM: She beat my cats to make me sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 14, 2007 Author Share Posted August 14, 2007 ^^ hahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 <White kid <still applying DAD: 2 in thick wood paddle with holes MOM: mops, brooms, glasses of whiskey that I made wrong, hairbrushes, whatever was around STEPDAD: belt STEPMOM: She beat my cats to make me sad. damn, and you didn't end up as a serial killer? i got the belt and the hairbrush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Who said I didn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 just a hand to the butt or a pop/slap to the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Who said I didn't? good point. well, you obviously haven't been caught yet, so kudos to you. got a catchy name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Is that a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 My mom's beat on enough of other people when I was coming up... that till this day I wouldn't fight her! My no good dad was in the army and I would fuck that asshole up! But mom's never had to touch me. That look was seriously enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 shoryukened in the ribs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colt45oe800 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 <-White Belts and Fists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Is that a question? yeah... like "the boston strangler", or "the son of sam" i'm asking, are you rocking one of those catchy serial killer names? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 ping pong paddle vicious remotes leather belts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Some1= open palm straight to the grill piece... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Belts, palms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 i'd rather not discuss this <tear> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 ...anything and everything, I was a skatepunk from a small catholic town and deserved every beating...but heck, it worked, I'm now an upstanding (ya right) family man now and can't wait to beat the fuck out of my two kids!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 14, 2007 Author Share Posted August 14, 2007 sad circle of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 sandals are classic tools, they make a lot of noise so it's more impressing but the bare hands can be more painful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 i got beat with those fake WWF wrestling/boxing belts you win from the carnival once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Old Skool: "Te Voy A chingar con el Pinche sinto eh?" Common: "Wait Until Your Father Gets Home" (Cus some moms arent strong enough, or the way around) Scary: "Dont Make Me Call grandma and bring her over. . . ." Nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 14, 2007 Author Share Posted August 14, 2007 i had a combo of old skool and common Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 My gimpy mother broke at least thirty wooden cooking spoons over various body parts of mine. The worst memory was when I was 12 and she wanted to teach me that smoking was bad. She waited until all my pals came over to pick me up to go skate. And told them to pull up chairs around the kitchen table. Then she duct taped my hand to the table and told me to "light up". After each drawl off the cigarette, she would smack my hand with the wooden spoon. And told me I couldn't get up until the whole pack was gone. It was my first experience with how horrible nicotine poisoning can be. My hand swelled and I started crying around the 10th smoke. I puked shortly thereafter. My friends laughed. That tactic did not work, for to this day I still am a smoker. Just not the same brand. She also had a rubber new wave belt that she would beat me with. It stung much more than the thick leather belts she had her boyfriend bruise me down with. Being from the south, I have actually had to go to the yard to "find a switch" to get whooped with. After I figured out I could outrun her in her wheelchair, she would pay my older brother to chase me and tie me up to the bed. No molestation. Yes severe beating. I would try to roll off the bed onto the floor to excape. It never worked. My snickering brother would just put me right back on the bed. To this day when I ride in a car with my mom, I always expect a face slap to come at any moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 wooden spoons and grandmas fav, the fly swater, then the handle of the fly swater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 slapped around and then thrown in a cold ass shower with my clothes on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 WHAT THE FUCK!? "A Lebanese Shi'ite Muslim mother helps her son beat himself with a sword during a ceremony of Ashoura held in Nabatiyeh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Step-pops used to grab my sideburn hair and pull me around... that shit hurts 1000x more than you can imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 dont know if this counts but an old girlfriend hit me in the head wit the bottem of a paint can. now it looks like i have a notch in my hair line like how the black doods do wit there fades. bs. all over ordering way to many montanas. mabye i should make a domestic vlionce thread, i have tons more.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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