xlando Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I had to do this job for my uncle who is in real estate a couple of days ago. What i had to do was basically throw out all the shit in an apartment, where the family got evicted. The place was fucking DISGUSTING ! Everything was thrown everywhere. I almost up chucked when i opened the fridge. FUCKING LIVE MAGGOTS ON THE FOOD ! DOG SHIT ALL UPSTAIRS FUCKING HAIR EVERYWHERE IN THE RESTROOM & they just got evicted recently & it was that bad. i had gloves & shit. i better be getting payed fucking good anybody ever had to do a dirty/nasty job? :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 awaiting the "your mom" jokes...... /clasps hands together in lap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 whatever happen to yucko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 i remember once oh wait no that was on tv nevermind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 first of all did you say upchuck what is this the town of huckleberry?! shjit mang I dont work unless I get paid and get paid up front...bitch you got hustled... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 where I used to work when I got there in the mornings there were fresh rat turds on the tables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 my dirtiest job was bussing tables at a restaurant... 100 or so tables....and i was the only busser.... needless to say my white shirt would be different colors of green/red/brown and a variety of different colors every night....but making about $100 in cash tips every shift on top of my regular wage wasnt that bad...especially since i didnt have to claim it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 thats nothing. up on chicagos near nw side <before condos> i walked into an apartment with 6 inches of crude stuck together. i mean there was fountain soda cups, fried chicken buckets, french fry cartons, burger wraps, you name it all over the floor a good 6 inches thick. it was gnarly. to top it off there was a 2 year old toddler walking<crawling> right over all of it. worse living situation i have ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I workd for a guy cleaning out a supermarket where the owner had gone bust and just walked. the store was empty for nearly 6 weeks over a summer when we got called in. The worst was the low top freezers filled with pizzas and frozen meals and melted ice cream that were so full of this mess that my mate or I had to climb into and stand ankles deep in god knows what scooping it out with a bucket to strain and pour the liquid into a sink. then bag up the solids my mate and I were 14 years old and we did this for the whole day and got paid $100 each but we smelled so bad that even after a shower his dad said it would be better if we slept in the backyard. My old boss had had a previous job as a forensic photographer in dundee in scotland and he had to photograph a flat where the occupants had died as a result of infections stemming from the fact that they had shit all over the floor and covered it in newspaper. he said it was six inches deep in spots. now that is rank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBMstyles Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 i was about to say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 My old boss had had a previous job as a forensic photographer in dundee in scotland and he had to photograph a flat where the occupants had died as a result of infections stemming from the fact that they had shit all over the floor and covered it in newspaper. he said it was six inches deep in spots. now that is rank ^This one takes the cake.:yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 yes... had to clean out some old gang bangers house... found like 15 car radios and a shit load of speakers though... was well worth it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 That story was horrible Schnitzel!! Does anyone else conjure up a foul smell in their head whilist reading this thread?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 A relative of mine got to the point where we had to put her in an old folks home. She lives in another state from everyone so me and a few relatives went to clear out her apartment and there was like generations of roach families living there, with the floor and all surfaces covered in dead bugs. I mean, it must have been completely infested for a year. It was easily one of the saddest days I've experienced... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 i cleaned out a house when i was working construction. a dude maybe 40, and his dad maybe 70. i found lots of sex toys in the garage. explain that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 shovel fermented corn out of railroad tracks in plus 90 degree weather. you'd break the surface with your shovel and it would be a millions of maggots moving around. general labor at a factory is not where its at. i could write for a while about the horrible work i had to do there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatGatsby Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 ive had to clean out several apartmens after people have been evicted. it fucking sucks. i feel so terrible that people live like that, but all sympathy is cast aside when i have to fucking clean up after them. watch out for needles. real talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 i cleaned out a house when i was working construction. a dude maybe 40, and his dad maybe 70. i found lots of sex toys in the garage. explain that radicalpartiesoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 i like how dude says i better be getting paid good....like he has already done the work and risked viral infections and all sorts of nastiness and then he hopes he will get paid well...i hope his uncle stiffs him for laughs....."what do you mean wheres my money , i said you could have anything in the apartment" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 as a mattera' fact, i found an ipod shuffle & money ! ahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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