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being jolted into the waking world by an ungrateful stomach (i gave you pizza and many beers, asshole) isn't fun

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

or acid reflux...same thing no?

 

blame that shit on the tomato sauce..that shit is evil...once again another person hurt but the evils of pizza

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

yeah, same thing.

 

 

it was either the pepperoni or the big chunks of tomato on the pizza. i can eat tomato all day long, but put it on pizza and my stomach throws a fit. i don't get it

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

its cause tomato sauce has other ingredients in it...i seriously think they add more acidic spices like garlic and shit

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

It's ok, I woke up once with a stomach ache so bad that it made my nuts hurt.

 

It was like getting kicked in the balls in reverse.

-fuse.

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

This happened to me yesterday. I try not to eat before I go to sleep, but there was something so alluring about egg cheese bagel with half of bag of chips....

 

 

I couldn't resist.

 

Woke up with some fuuuuucked up heartburn.

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

I woke up to goblins battling to the death in my stomach.

So I ate some codeine tablets.

Then some egg and tater tot tacos.

And came to work.

 

Work isn't on my list of radical things to do today.

A nap is.

To the couch I go.

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

mmmmmm

 

 

tater tots.

 

 

 

i have to go to the mall and buy a shirt. blech. this is going to require alcohol

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

I don't know if I could handle waking up to codeine.

I was jolted awake to a girl wanting to borrow my dresses. I gave them to her and I walked around for a while glaring at people from underneath my sunglasses. Then I had a Hong Kong style coffee and a lot of water so I feel invincible.

Now I am going to get pizza because my tummy wants some, as tummy's are wont to do.

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

I had this same problem last night. It sucked even worse when I had a new girl around for the first time, and kept waking her up as I ran to get glasses of water.

But yeah, fuck heartburn!!

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

i get it before i go to bed if i eat pizza and drink beer.. never woke up with it.. if i did i would probably be pissed at the world and some one would get punched out.

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

being jolted into the waking world by an ungrateful stomach (i gave you pizza and many beers, asshole) isn't fun

 

for some reason i felt that i could sleep on a chipotle burrito and general tsao chicken without any heart burn tablets a few nights ago, probably the worse sleep i've gotten in the few years i have been on this earth,

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

I took a Zantac when I was awoken the other night.

It didn't work too well.

I just hate how long it takes to kick in.

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

its cause tomato sauce has other ingredients in it...i seriously think they add more acidic spices like garlic and shit

 

That's true. They also add oregano and a few other mystical spices. Something that makes you sneeze that isn't pepper.

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