rushawn wuan Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 tuck it under your belt thats what i do. once i did that the lil fella was sticking his head out to the world, good thing i always double check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Richard 'Boner' Stabone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 whenever i start dozing off at my college classes i usally get a boner kinda weak but i got some pretty good desk coverage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 santanas has been granted immunity from all...even though he loves trannys...he still has good taste in music... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 dope investigating on satanas That cat story is roflcoptering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 I amZ 0wNaRZ uhve TEH m3Ga B0NaRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 next time just think of something nasty; like your grandmother taking a runny shit that'll get rid'a'yer boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 I think you just gave me another one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Oooh, this thread is giving me a raging 'clue'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 so what kind of donut did you get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Who the fuck eats donuts...fucking egg sammich nigga... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 DD makes an excellent everything bagel - toasted w/ cream cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 that reminds me.. i dreamed of donuts lastnight.. and the donuts you could pick a cream for t them to put in the donut in front of you.. and i was pissed that they didnt have creamcheese filling two current favorites: boners and donuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Creamcheese in donuts? Not a fan only pudding should be in donuts...some jelly but thats pushing it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Donuts are too rich for me. I like the little ones..what do you guys call them..donut holes. I can eat 2-3 of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Doughnut holes with jelly filling....glazed is best. I love my job :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Daily routine...get up shower yada yada eat a little seereallllalli go grab the mail $275 first bill for cable yikes! Get in the truck rock out to NPR talking about the kidnapped solider they found in the euphrates river and illegal immigrans sit in traffic...but as I get out of my car at dunkin donuts. I notice something awry... I step out into the parking lot and I have a raging mega boner?! WTF?! Shit was odd I was like yo what the fuck you doin to me!? Late morning wood. I jump into my truck as people are prolly looking at Barnum and Baily setting up shop in my slacks. I sit there start laughing tuck the shit up (wonk saggin) BUT I CANT! I got my shirt tucked in and you can see my boxers. So I had to talk it down like a negotiator in a hostage situation with a crazed psychopathic enviornmental extremist that is about to do some serious damage to a chevy dealership full of suburbans and school children...(that was embelished story from NPR) YOOOOOUUUUUUUU Hippy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 you are eeeeeeeevil!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 i got one in class a couple weeks ago.....right as soon as lecture was over.....i didnt try to hide it....in fact....i rocked it proudly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 i've been wanting to try them egg sammiches at DD. i think i will now. my homegirl tried to turn me on to some creme filled donut holes. i accidently left em in my car though and they spoiled. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 i am so fucking drunkl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 a girl has to suck my shit to get me hard...maybe its cuz i jerk at least 21 times a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 ^^waaaaaaay too much info.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 a girl has to suck my shit to get me hard...maybe its cuz i jerk at least 21 times a week BWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHA fat ralphy keepin it real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 yeah i like keepin it real...i get puss when ever i want it..but you know a chick just cant do it like i can....i know myself..all the ins and outs of my shaft as i stroke it up and down... hahaha im just kidding but i do love to beat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 public errections are a common matter for me when it comes to riding the bus. All the shaking..josteling..vibrating....errrrrrrrrrrrreRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 no reason boners are a major nuisance for me, i just sit and try to concentrate on non sex related things untill it mercifully goes away in high school the hoody did a good job of concealing my woodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Haha, the tuck manuever. My girlfriend gets irritated when I do it for some reason. She'll be like "don't do that!" and I'll be like "why, its my stuff?" but she doesn't really have an answer. my girl says the same thing when i do that :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 when i was in school i used to always get em one time the teacher asked me to get up and my shit was still hard i got with a smile and didnt try to hide it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 When I see a dude with a boner I just start blatantly laughing... especially if he tries to hide it. Sorry, it's a bitch move, I know, but when I react like that it makes a super embarrassing scene if I'm lucky... which gives me even more chuckles. I like laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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