Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Daily routine...get up shower yada yada eat a little seereallllalli go grab the mail $275 first bill for cable yikes! Get in the truck rock out to NPR talking about the kidnapped solider they found in the euphrates river and illegal immigrans sit in traffic...but as I get out of my car at dunkin donuts. I notice something awry... I step out into the parking lot and I have a raging mega boner?! WTF?! Shit was odd I was like yo what the fuck you doin to me!? Late morning wood. I jump into my truck as people are prolly looking at Barnum and Baily setting up shop in my slacks. I sit there start laughing tuck the shit up (wonk saggin) BUT I CANT! I got my shirt tucked in and you can see my boxers. So I had to talk it down like a negotiator in a hostage situation with a crazed psychopathic enviornmental extremist that is about to do some serious damage to a chevy dealership full of suburbans and school children...(that was embelished story from NPR) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 HAHAHAHAHA Oh some1, what crazy antics you get into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 So kidnapped soldiers and illegal immigrants give you boners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Hey, whatever you're into... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Haha, the tuck manuever. My girlfriend gets irritated when I do it for some reason. She'll be like "don't do that!" and I'll be like "why, its my stuff?" but she doesn't really have an answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 PIX?... ...LOL J/K guyzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 So kidnapped soldiers and illegal immigrants give you boners? this is what i was thinking.. ahhaha, funny story though.. AND HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE IT UNTIL YOU GOT OUT OF TRUCK?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 I didnt notice because my pants are so light they are just really light dress pants...not like jeans whee when you start raging in the lowers you helmet grinds up against the ziper causing discomfort... I thought about it...maybe it was the illegals i do like latin womenz and 70% of them are prolly hail from some latin country...i dunno... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 you should have just walked right in and went about your business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 damn, I hate when you sport random wood! But the antics you get up to make me laugh. I'm sure you were thinking about your hot singers butt while driving, I know that is why drummers are at the back of the stage (yeah, I am onto you buddy!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Maybe you should have rubbed one out. There was a story here in Miami about a dude that was rubbing one out in the parking lot cause he was looking at some hot girl...he got caught mid stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Yeah I hate it when shit like that happens I just sort of walk a little bent over to some place where no one is and wait til it goes away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 I thought about going in... I would of if I was sporting a semi- I would have no prob with that. This was just intimidating and I own the damn thing (and have the paper work to prove it) I am tallo, if I walked in with it my junk is higher than the counter this shit would of been resting full mast right on the #4 on the combo placemat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I didnt notice because my pants are so light they are just really light dress pants...not like jeans whee when you start raging in the lowers you helmet grinds up against the ziper causing discomfort... QUOTE] :crap: Boners in slacks are the worst. There is nothing you can do to conceal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 The other day I was in my brother in law's office at work, doin some boring ass computer classes, daydreaming when my HR came walking in to ask me something and halfway through I'm pretty sure we both realized that I had some massive bonerage. We both just pretended it wasn't there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 AHAHA, YOU GUYS ARE COMPARING BONER STORIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 So... last night I got a boner while I was asleep. No big deal... that type of shit happens from time to time without me knowing it. But this time... I got a boner. I was asleep with just a sheet because it was hot out and I don't want to use AC just yet. Anyway, I get said boner and turn onto my back... The first memory I have is screaming and sitting up really fast and then throwing the fucking cat across the room. The little motherfucker saw my shit under a sheet, thought I was a toy, and totally went into predator mode, I'm sure, and then pounced... CLAWED then BIT DOWN on the DICK. I have a headache and it looks like I have a VD. Yeah... pussy can fuck you up sometimes. /truestory /nobeastiality /nohomo /dickhurts /noVD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 ^^^^^^ That happened to a friend of mine too. Pussy cats is crazy dun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 LIES!!!! I dont believe this... I forgot to add that when I walked out of Dunkin Dounuts so flamingly gay dude LIKE ON FIRE TURTZ style after hours rave homo walked in. I mean this dude was like playing abba in his car and shit. I looked at him and was like WTF?! Whatta friggin flamingly gay dude" opened my door and slammed my head right into the top of the inside of the door... I just laughed and said "Instant Karma now available at dunkin donuts..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I ain't showing you my dick... but it DID in fact get attacked by a cat last night. No horse shit... The little fucker is forever attacking the feet and toes that hang over the end of the bed. I would killed and eaten him, but I hear cat is stringy and I love the little bastard. /nobeastiality /nohomo Where the hell is Turtz with some insane "...at the club raving and my dick pops out of the fly of my vintage jinco's..." and shit? Oonst tss Oonstss Oonst tss... GrAfF'N'DaNcE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 unlikely boners, i don't get those much anymore. sometimes in my cubical for some reason - but not like 8th grade status nonstop woodage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 yay boners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 i get those crazy boners alot. i have even got them at church when i used to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 i love when my man gets boners. hooray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 i detect a hint of homo in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 i love when my man gets boners. hooray! touche! morning woodage is the best:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Wooooah. I slept in a little today, and I wake up to 12oz boner story exchange. Ahaha. Ah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I have a boner from sheRock and Alure talking about boners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 tuck it under your belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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