LIVERWURST* Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/20/baby.in.microwave.ap/index.html GALVESTON, Texas (AP) -- A woman blames the devil, and not her husband, for severely burning their infant daughter in a microwave, a Texas television station reported. Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua's efforts to become a preacher. "Satan saw my husband as a threat," Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV. A grand jury indicted Joshua Mauldin last week on child injury charges after hearing evidence that he placed the two-month-old in a motel microwave for 10 to 20 seconds. The infant, Ana Marie, remains hospitalized. She suffered burns on the left side of her face and to her left hand, police said. Police said Joshua Mauldin told them he put Ana Marie in the microwave because he was under stress. Eva Maudlin denied it. "He would never do anything to hurt her. He loves her," she said. She is hoping to be reunited with her daughter, but Child Protective Services is working to have the parental rights severed. + = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 that's pretty sick. if i could blame every shitty thing i did on the devil and get away with it, i'd be pretty golden. "i didn't mean to get drunk and piss on you mayyyun! the devil made me do it because i am jesus and he doesn't want people to believe in me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 That darn Satan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 god texans are stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 had to be on drugs right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I WANNA EAT THE BABAAAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
correct Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 awesome. make us proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 oh satan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 you da mang jeeezuz! y'heard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 10 hail Mary's and 2 minutes in the microwave will always cleanse your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 He did it cause he was under stress. I understand. After a long day at work, I myself like to come home, crack open a beer, smoke a cigarette and throw a few live kittens in the microwave. Calms me down like a baby suckin on a tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 god texans are stupid actually they were both from arkansas...they just came down like a day before because the dude "had a calling to be a preacher"...for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 This is why I am not religious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Cause the devils got your soul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I thought you woudl have posted NOT METAL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 the most impressive thing here is that he managed to fit a baby into a motel microwave. those things are tiny! and you know motels NEVER give you enough towels to use. in my opinion, they probably just gave the kid a bath and realised they were out of towels so decided to quick-dry him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Nope, putting a baby in the microwave in the name of Satan is metal. Its fucked up.....but metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Nope, putting a baby in the microwave in the name of Satan is metal. Its fucked up.....but metal. ^^beat me too it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 this just proves my point that all religious people are crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Wow. That guy is a jerk. i don't really like a lot of babies, but I would never microwave one of them. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 christian fundamentalism at its best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arse one Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 action pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 meth. it makes you microwave infants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 stress makes people do crazy things like microwave babies hey mr. preacher find a better excuse kai? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 He was drunk...he couldnt find the blow dryer and the hotel didnt have a clothes dryer...so he used the next best thing. THE BABY DRY-R ONER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 ^^^^^ NOT METAL BANNED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Nope, putting a baby in the microwave in the name of Satan is metal. Its fucked up.....but metal. very metal indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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