arse one

I know people say these kinds of things all the time, but ebonics was actually playing while I was reading this thread. I'm making a copy of Lifestyles right now. OMGZ

Ya foodbox is ya belly. ????

so change the threads name to "girls i wouldnt fuck unless i was the guy who made it"

dont be upset cuz my thread is flossin'

i remember laughing when he said dudes face looked like robbin williams knuckles, i saw the 12:15 show after work friday, so i was half dead and cant remember much, but it wasnt as good as the 40 year old virgin, that movie was fucking good.

that shit is serious... but what ever floats your boat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq6mIcXCShg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=52FTMGYs6wY

Re: I want to see you, yet again my friend was drunk as fuck at this strip club last night, his words were "damn, theres like 2 good lookin' girls here" since he was dissapointed he got smashed and this girl on the stage asked him if he was ok while he was passing out in his seat all half way onto the stage. funny to me.

we all know you a virgin who aint been stickin like a farmer angry at his poltry you choke your chicken.

Re: I want to see you, yet again

about the hitting women thing, i never seriously hit a girl, i kicked my girl by accident once, and today i gave her a fat lip by accident, but she plays rough. never out of anger, that usualy leads to rough sex. this reminds me of pabs sayin how he man handled some woman, that had me laughing for a day straight. ayebee prolly knows.

great song.

yea dude, you totally looked like a bitch by beating his ass.

i got a story, but i can only tell you how it ends.

Re: My boss walks by, he's looking just like an asshole big ones in the bum bum!

Re: My boss walks by, he's looking just like an asshole or you can talk about big dicks!

the point is she is still fuckin' dude

this thread is only going to make you more angry, sort of like that motivation you get to knock this kid out from your friends, only constantly from people on the internet. with the common titty comment... and non-violent response. so i dont know if its good or bad.

Re: My boss walks by, he's looking just like an asshole oh yea, i kinda quit/got fired today.

Everyday people work some shitty, degrading, minimum wage job. Things happen all the time to make the situation worse, and you swallow it down like a gag whore, because you get paid to keep your mouth shut and do your thing. Every once in a while people who cant hack it snap, some bring in automatic weapons the next day, some curl up in a ball and cry, drink, cop some fix, etc... but me, I make a thread on channel zero Complaints Stories Jobs Salary You know the fuckin deal. if you like your job than good for you, this thread is not for you, if you dont work then good for you, tell me why. this song is life so i thought i would put the lyrics in here... even if you dont like mr. lif. Yet another day to toss away What does my clock display? It says eight Shit, I'm late for work again, so then I dip with my pad and my pen Step into the work place with my work face Wince at my time card cuz I'm scarred Mad cuz I sacrifice my day and gets me A trifling hourly wage of six fifty, nifty Now I'm off to slave quarters With a whole bunch of other people's sons and daughters Working so they can be mothers and fathers Laboring real hard, hoping the boss offers More petty cash to his bums and paupers Kissing his ass cuz they hoping they prosper Here's the math: You work a third of ya day, away The government takes a third of ya check, correct You go home and drink cuz you don't get An ounce of respect, and your spirit is wrecked Life is a gift to be enjoyed, every second every minute It's temporary, not infinite Yet I find myself looking at the clock hoping for the day to fly by, so I ask myself "Why?" I'm doing this remedial work for second graders I'm an educator with mega-flavor, so Maybe I should just jump up and get ill Maybe I should let these people know they're being killed Maybe I should try my very best to chill, and get paid Cuz I gotta pay bills, raa! "Excuse me brother, can you please stop making that noise so I can talk? Thank you. Now the boss says he wants you to come up with more copies of these checks, and the last thing he wants is you to move the desk to the basement, and can I have this stapler?" ("Hey there champ, big boss man says you been late 3 days in a row, better sharpen up") Aw, this fucking place sucks - same shit everyday Like to wring the boss' neck though, if only dreams could come true Dead boss, somebody call Red Cross I guess he got caught up in my mental holocaust How much did it cost? Just a little piece of my mind for peace of mind "But he's bleeding!" Oh no, leave him. He'll be fine He'll heal on his own if you just give him some time Considering the fact that his face is misaligned His legs are over there lying right next to his spine "Lunchtime!" Huh? Oh, Jesus, must have been daydreaming My boss walks by, he's looking just like an asshole Smiling because he jerks niggas for minimum cash flow He's cool to my face but I swear I heard him laugh though Tickled by the fact that I'm the modern day Sambo And just when I think that I'm about to go Rambo I call up my man and he says he understands, yo We all are being murdered by a similar process Whether you work at the candy store Or slave at the office The purpose of our life is just to serve the economy They misinform our minds to paint a picture of harmony But if you listen then you know that shits out of tune Cuz the function of our life is just to work and consume Fuck reaching out to help the next, there ain't any room Just close your eyes and block your ears and march to your doom But since I really ain't getting paid for my time I pulled out my pen and started writing a rhyme Can't you see that I'm busy, jerk? Don't you dare approach me with busy work Take another step and get hurt By the man that embodies mad years of anger A cool bro, soon to be the Boston Strangler Everything inside of me is about to erupt Cuz a righteous individual just likes to corrupt I knew he'd lock me up if I started a brawl So I deaden, and I punch the clock the fuck off the wall "Yea that's right motherfucker you can't keep underpaying people and mistreating them all the time That's gonna result in crime. As a matter of fact, you know what? Faks, yo cut this motherfucker, man." close if there is already a thread like this, i couldnt find it.

bat to the legs

fucking cunts