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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear something in the air,

People tightrope walking on the ledge of our balcony threatening to jump off and off they selves.

Other person almost having a heart attack,

Another clearly drunk.

Then borderline dude steps in and asks me if writer (me)

has a personal grudge against him-storms out-slams the door and

threatens to leave because I wont let him use the shower.

Yesterday you could hear a pin drop.

Today I cant hear myself think.

Ready for the weekend-bfish

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear alltightywhitey,

 

 

first mistake was going to subway.

second was the mayo.

 

try it without and add some almonds to the mix. if it still tastes like crap then its an acquired taste kinda thing.

 

sincerely cait 6

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear suki...

 

-youre good enough...

-youre smart enough...

and

dog-gone-it...

...people like you.

 

-DETROITred

 

dear detro,

another mantra...

<3 ssn

 

dear suki

go see the art show I'm in next week. see art from a bunch of antisocial artists that you don't know. Works great for everything.

 

dear almighty,

where and when?

<3 ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear cigarettes,

 

well this is a little awkward so i'm just gonna come right out and say it. i can't be with you anymore. during our 17 year relationship you've been a giant part of my life and i'm really gonna miss you. i'm sure i won't know what to do sometimes: when drinking, after sex, after a fantastic meal, while driving. but the fact of the matter is our relationship is just not healthy anymore. don't freak out on me, we can still have a great last night together, but in the morning i'm putting on the patch and throwing whatever's left of you down the toilet.

 

don't take it too hard, i'm sure you'll find someone new.

 

love pedro

 

p.s. if i drunk dial you please don't answer. it'll make things easier for us both in the long run.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear moogle,

 

thanks for the link, but that upload had a trojan attached....im gonna try to download the trial version...thanks though.

 

cG

 

dear caligurenzo lamas,

 

weird, i'll up one i got on demonoid to megaupload monday.

 

 

 

 

sincerely elis von mog

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear never been better,

 

yeah..moogle is right...the serial was in a seperate text file after i extracted the file, but when i clicked on the execution file, my ad-aware caught the trojan.

 

i just downloaded the 10 day free trial for the time being, and it sped up my computer a little bit (not substantially, but enough)...i need to defragment my hard drive with the program though cause apparently the defrag i did a couple months ago didnt do shit.

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear carly,

 

you rocked shit this weekend i must say! your BBQ skills were on point. house looked nice. push-mowed the front lawn. you didn't even freak when all you homies showed up super late..... i mean really what do you expect? you took on extra annoying children. and no hangover! bonus! now go straighten your hair and go to work. you will proceed to rock shit there.

 

- proudpuddles

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