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Dear almighty,

 

I tried and that's what counts, innit?

I've just taken some more codeine, hopefully it'll help

-grd

 

 

hah Gymraeg ar 12oz

 

 

annwyl NBB

 

Nid wyf yn siŵr, ei fod yn boen eithaf gwael...ymdrech dda, gwerthfawrogir

 

- gwael i mi

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dear school,

 

fuck yeah. I'll be seeing you again in a couple months. Surprisingly i am excited, but i expect the first little while to be a total cake walk.

 

-red.

 

Dear job in a new place,

 

please come through for me, with the same payrate i currently make, and please be as satisfying as i expect you to be. This could be a giant step forward in my career game, and i will give all the attention to it that i can without negative returns.

 

-red.

 

Dear red,

 

way to go man, you finally got off your ass and took the next couple steps to make your entire future a better place for yourself. Pat yourself on the back, and stick to your guns man, you got a lot of talent already but stay modest, keep learning, and keep your ears and eyes open to improve your game. I'm proud of you for the first time in a long time.

 

-red.

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Dear facebook,

 

I didn't much like you before but now you don't even make any sense. Why can't you just leave shit be?!

 

- grd

 

 

 

Dear ex sister in law,

 

a millions worth of drugs and guns and all I got for Christmas was a jumper? Fuck you yeah.

Enjoy prison you scummy fuck.

 

- grd

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dear hunger again,

 

i know i said a few hours ago to wait 45 minutes but i fell asleep right before the boulangerie opened, and now i'm still really lazy. but i promise i'm going to get up shortly to go eat breakfast. or at least go to the casino again.

 

a tout

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dear paul...

 

cheers for pickin' up that weed. then letting me sit in your hoose listening to ATCQ all night...

 

that was sooper doap...

 

i dunno how you managed to pretty much hae two girls on the go at once with a face like a cheese grater. but fuckin' hell man, she is pure healthy smokin'...

 

ah the best but she's gonna be healthy trouble...

 

 

dear decy and grd...

 

this is what i imagine you sound like...

 

 

do-dodo-do-dooo i'm grant mitchelllllll....

 

rolf

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Dear Rolf

 

hahah damn I don't sound like that, but I also don't sound like a bristolian farmer (

) either but in the same vein I think you may sound like this (especially when drunk)

 

 

this made me smile tho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3JcHhA7M-Y

 

I have all my weekends off from work nowadays so if you are heading brizzle way give us a shout.

 

decy

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