blackboatshoes Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 dear - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 dear wifee. it was fun while it lasted..shit got too complicated... love freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 dear freak, does this mean what i think it means? if so, shits gonna go down. we gonna hit up some parties and go ham on a bunch of drunk nerdy college bitches. beleeeedat -boatersz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 lol^ dear boat, no idea wtfs going on.. need an obligatory 4 months emo period, then ill take u up on that offer....anyone asks you and me are doctors in training... freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 dear freak, word. i'll be DR. PUSSY VON FINGERBANGUN. -DRBOAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Dear person, This isn't working out... I'm no longer happy where we at =/ -ms.firstname Dear boat, I had a weird dream the other day, and you were in it :lol: -seyzzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 dear seyer, i know i heard about the text. elaborate please. -boatdoesntanswertextswhenhedontfeellikeitlolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Dear boatwhodoesntanswertextswhenhedontfeellikeitlolz, I think you and your brother ended up staying at my house, and just crashed on my sofa. Then when you guys were leaving you gave me a hug..then i woke up :lol: :lol: -seyzzzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 dear dmv, i had to get fingerprinted for my new driver's license :shook: cG dear gym, you have a new way of checking people in to workout--fingerprinting :shook: cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 dear whining little bitch, see what happens when you complain too much at work? you get fired! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 DEAR RUTHLESS SUKI, DID YOU SPIT ON HER AS YOU FIRED HER? GOD I HOPE SO. POST NOODZ OF SAID WHINY BITCH -PEE EYE ZEE ZEE WHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 dear suuuuuuuuuki crisps, 88 is looking for a part-time job. ; ) mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 dear piz, no i did not spit on her but i wish i could have legally done so. <3 ssn dear milk, can 88 wear hair extensions? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 dear seyer, that is lame. i regret asking to hear about it. -boatdoesntlikelamestoriesaboutlamethingssuchastheoneyoujusttold dear suki, layin down the law. hell yes. -lilchacha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Dear boatdoesntlikemylamedreamsthatihaveofhimbecausehehatesme1er, ahahaha I knoow it was laaame -seyer Dear suki, daammnnnn slammin down the gable like a bawwwssss! -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 dear seywhothinksihateherbutidontidstickitinherballdeepyakballs haha, from the way you said you had a weird dream. i thought it was gonna be some nutso shit like i killed the whole sharks hockey team. then fought your sister while sky diving no parachute style, and i used her for a parachute and to cushion my landing. then i put joe "deepthroatingchokeartist" thortons body on the hood of my rental hummer h9 and drove all around SJ playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgWURoLbUVM through a set of huge speakers on all 4 sides of the roof of the hummer. but then again thats just me. -boathasacrazyassimaginationfeaturingsharksandkillingallofahockeyteamincludingyoursister dear san jose sharks, you suck. kill yourselves. -boatgonnahuntsharks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Dear boatwhodoesntreallyhatemebuthatesthesjsharkslikewhoaa1er, HAHAHAHAHA christ, you never fail with the crazy ass imaginations. I'm gonna have dinner with my sister tomorrow because she said that she has good news to tell me. I have a feeling she's going to tell me that she's having a baby. Do you think this would be an appropriate time to promote hatred for the sharks to this baby? -seyerrzilllaaaaa ps: sharrrrk weeeeeeeeek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 dear seyer, you are an idiot. shark week has been over for almost 4 days now. DUMB. -hatesyouboat p.s. get in tinychat. P.P.S MAKE THE BABY A BRUINS FAN. SHE'D HATE LIFE FOREVER IF HER KID HATED THE SHARKS,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 DEAR BOAT, IHATE YOU TOO, I KNOW SHARKWEEKS BEEN OVERRRR OOK .. ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 dear mosquitoes you dont seem to go away even when i wear mosquito repellent go. Damn rain in chicago breeding these fuckin things PS Really its Fuckin Annoyin -MN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Dearest MN.. I have always heard that AVON's product SKIN SO SOFT was origianlly made for repellant...but there was something with regulations..(or whatever) that they couldnt market it as such. People I work around, or clients of the shop swear by it when travelling. We dont get too many mosquitos here so I wouldnt kow exactly. But you really have nothing to lose because of the product. Except a lil pride in finding yourself an Avon rep..haha. Im sure you could order online though. Ive even heard that a good intake of Niacin helps deter mosquitos, but it cause hot flushes in the face/body. Good luck. SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 dear people from the west coast of Scotland... learn to take a fucking wash... please... this evening roughly six of you, with foreheads the size of breeze blocks that look like solid bone with little or no brain matter inside stood beside me in my local pub, i don't mind that. but the fact you all smelled like a fuckin' potato sack of highly decomposed skunks is another matter all together. i'm addressing this to people of glasgow. if you mix water (yes that's the thing that falls oot the sky for 6 solid days of every week) with fucking soap. it won't make you melt... i will bet my highly fragrant smelling life on that, trust me... and to the cunt that "smelt" ("smelled like") a brutal mixture of knob cheese and chlorine who stole my leaning post on the bar... i fear you are beyond help. you are wearing flip flops on a day we have had more rain than pakistan has had in a month, and a body warmer, "here mate there's a newspaper, this isn't nineteen fuckin' ninty seven cock nose" no wonder you don't even have a dog, never mind a fuckin' wife who wouldn't let you leave the hoose (house) looking like that... i'm sorry to have gone on so long. but these dirty wee fuckin' feltch queens assaulted my nostrils for waaaay too long tonight, and i am on the war path no homo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 dear rolf, hahahaha! GET EM! bring a hose in from the street and a couple bars of soap and just throw the soap at em and start spraying them down. sounds like they need to be thrown out on the street and then drenched in water and soap for a couple of years. i hate people who dont shower or wash, and stink like something disgusting. -boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 dear lil' chacha, not everyone can afford a shower. <3 ssn dear rolf, que??? <3 ssn dear little homo i hired, if you fuck up, you will be shunned from the gay community. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Dear Rolf That was funny as fuck, exactly how I pcture glasweigians. -Decy Dear month of August Hurry up and get to the 20th I need some fucking cash -Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 dear suki, i believe there are water fountains. and restrooms at fast food joints you can wash in if needed. hell i washed in a sink when i lived out of a car/on the street for 3 months. and i showered when i could at friends spots. -boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 dear ssn, hahhahahahha ahahhaha hahha ahah ha at the your post. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dear rolf, :lol: :lol: :lol: that made my day!! -seyer Dear boat, jk i dont hate you. i dont even remember posting that :lol: -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dead dress lady, That was no mistake woman. Since you be a liar and telling me all kinds of 'I altered your dress" stories, I am wearing a vintage 70's vintage dress from somebody's hell. You laugh, I am getting my money back and going to wear the patoonie out of that southern bell of a dress. Faint blue and white stripes and all. I am too cute not to look cute. dig. It's gonna be great. I am going to try and keep my aunt from ripping your head off tomorrow dude. But no promises. She is her own person. Laughter rolls-B-fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dear girl, Dammit. AKGU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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