DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Dear Marc Ecko, i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your graffiti game turned out to be a joke among the "graff culture". im sure this is a shock, we all thought it would do very very well and be ultimatly respected, but alas we were all wrong. please do better market research before you release your next game to avoid being indefinatly mocked. or, just dont make any more games. or clothes. or shoes. LOL! But yo, I'm pretty sure the only thing that "market reseach" would have done was make it even worse. "Market research" is the reason why everything sucks. Dear Market research. Just stop. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 dear vodka, thank you for being so easy to drink in any other liquid and making my night that started off being boring turn into a 12oz posting marathon sincerely yours gromrocka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downsouthjnkin Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Dear People at the Club I Dj At, STOP REQUESTING SOULJA BOY CRANK DAT....JESUS CHRIST IS TWICE A NIGHT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HEAR THAT DAMN SONG....... ITS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD..... FUCK YOU YOU DRUNK COLLEGE STUDENTS........ Love, Dj Mad Mike p.s i really needed to get that off my chest thank god for this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 dear alcohol and oxy, thanks for the good times. yayeeeyayeee love, duck beezie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 tisk tisk. ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 dear Duckie McMargarine mail me some oxy's kaythnxbai ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Dear IrishCarBombs.... One of my best friends and freight partners OD'd on Oxys If you keep appeasing the Alligator one day he'll eat you. Don't eat the oxys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear Toccora Jones you are fucking sexy and your titties are amazingly large do me regard hayabusa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear dawood, im sorry to hear that and that you were reminded of it but i dont eat them i was gunna sell them ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear ICB, i ate em all. klate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dear chicago cubs, dont choke!!!! -MN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear Hayabusa i'm amazed she didn't knock herself out in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eHHge8N5fA&mode=related&search= enjoy, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 damn them is some titties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dear soul. Where have you gone? I feel void of life without you. Tomorrow I will set off to find you. Love, No bargaining with the devil over spilt milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear hatori hanzo, are you a fan of samurai history, or just kill bill? sincerely asking, earl broclo ESQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dear Mexicans down the street, Every day can't be a fiesta, or is it that you don't work so every day really is a party? Turn down that fucking mariachi music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 hahahaha tejano is so crazy when youre drunk! its way spastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dear Drugs&Alcohol, I'm still not dead you mother fuckers... Love, IOU.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear anyone in NYC, if you know of any job openings, that pay at least $30,000 a year, let me know. i'm not really being to picky right now. thanks, earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear everyone who reads ^^ his letter I need a nyc job opening too, same criteria thanks your biggest fan sincerely Piss drunka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear anyone in NYC, if you know of any job openings, that pay at least $29,999 a year, let me know. i'm not really being to picky right now. thanks, Price is right fan oneer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear job seekers, i have started a company and need employees to be paid 30k a year, why don't you come visit me at my office/basement one night? creepin' behind yo shoulder, torqstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear funny guy, very funny. --earl edit: i'm not talking about you torque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear torq, im not keen on being seduced or jacked off on? haha off on? cornrolla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dear Mets, Thanks for being on a 4 game winning streak! You came back to stay on top! Could you please win the pennant this year? That would make my life a little easier. With love from Chicago, Señor Doodlioso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dear Cola, You are so tasty. Thanks for being there. - Sneaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dear Women of 12oz, PM me we'll cyber. -Bloodninja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dear sheets of beautiful glass, I can't wait to take you home and cut you up in a million uniform pieces. Even though you took every penny I had to my name, I think you are worth it. You make people think that I can do something with my life. You make people want to trade me radical pieces of art in exchange for what you allow me to produce. I don't like it so much when you shatter off into tiny shards that find their way into my flesh. I also don't like it when you hide in my couch and cut my legs when I sprawl out. Other than that, you are close to perfect. Love, Glass Cutter. Dear rain, You are my enemy. You ruin my plans. Stop being such a joykill. I hate you always, Praying For Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESH-ONE Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dear lames... $pringfield Rocks...!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dear bloodfart, You should hang out with madre. She likes to cut glass and all that shit. Love, shaun white. Dear air plane, Why do you have to be 40 minutes late? Now i have to sit in a bar in philly and wait foreverrrrrr. Hating you always, The sex machineoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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