LiliStCynical Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Dear Sneak, Pancakes are awesome, but so are waffles. Soakin up that sizzurp, Lili Dear SheRock, As close as you are, there will have to be lots of weekend trips. Let's get some hookers. Smashingly Yours, Lili St C. Dear Belly, Lili is broke and can't take you out to lunch today. Please stop craving shit we can't afford right now. The leftover scampi we made last night is going to have to do. If you're nice, I might get you a 99cent salad from Wendy's. Love, Lili Dear Sir, Sorry for being drunk, slutty and immature around you. Just because you're man enough to make me call you daddy, doesn't mean I have to act like a fucking brat. Love, Lili Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Dear Channel 4 News Dude, You sir, are a complete jerkface. You made me look like a heartless bastard when talking about watching a man die from stab wounds in my apartment complex. I care about more than just being able to "get out of our lease easier" Stop making me look like a bad person. If I see you in the streets, it's my fist and your face. Off the record. Love, Ghetto Dweller Dear Life, Ease up on me, will you? Why does everything with you have to be a struggle? Get off my case and let me make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 dear car, Thanks for dying entirely on me 300 miles away from my home. I'm really glad you're a piece of shit and you'd cost more to fix than you're even worth. Heres to getting another car years before i thought i was going to have to worry about that. Love, MrChupacabra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Dear Steve Mona, Get a life. Sure you guys are the laughing stock of the NYPD, and waste tax payers dollars while doing it. But can't you except that graffiti is always going to be part of New York. And let the Vandal Squad be laid to rest. Thank You, Eon ORC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 dear work, if you keep sucking this bad, I'm going to open gunfire on everyone. EVERYONE. yours truely, HATING YOU FOREVER FACE dear polack customers, just because I am white, does NOT MEAN I SPEAK POLISH. Speak polish to me again and you won't be getting decaf, you'll be getting my fucking phlem in your drink. yours dearly, the neighborhood barista dear sinuses, I've given up on you getting better. The 6 pills I took tonight did nothing. Thanks for ruining another day for me. love always, the girl who will be fishing you out with a knife tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 dear girl who will be fishing someone out with a knife tonight you should get some morphine, that shit is like magic. that's just what i heard though.. love strait edge pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Dear Sneak Don't think for a second i forgot about you starring in your very own comic. Not a day goes by without me thinking, how am i gunna turn that mofucka into a sick 3 panel funny comic im still thinking, but by golly, when it gets made, itll be posted and funny. ALSO, y'all dont sleep on it, come sept, expect way more ouncers comics fo sho Love HAYABUSA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Busa, Awesome.....I could be like Cpt Metal or something...my superpower would be the ability to put funny captions on cats. -Sneak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Dear dole office. Please never make me wait there for an hour and a half again listening to screaming babies. Sincerely Mauler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Dear PSM I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Dear Metra, You are so superior to the CTA - I love your air conditionedness. And lack of urine smell. I will ride you to work forever. Sincerely, Mitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 dear clean house, i love that youre squeaky clean now. please stay that way..and if you find my glasses that i lost in you, please return promptly. love always, cleaninglady catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 dear massive hunger, you rarely come around, but when you do, it makes me depressed. please leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Dear drunk bitch, Why would you call me at 4 in the morn for a booty call when I have to be at work at 6. Please apply intelligence next time you call. Hoping to Crush a latter day, Brian Peppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Dear SheRock, As close as you are, there will have to be lots of weekend trips. Let's get some hookers. Smashingly Yours, Lili St C. Dear Lili, I believe a smashing of hookers is in order. Tastefully Yours, She La Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Dear World Don't ask me for shit. Yours, OverworkedandUnderpaid. Dear J.K. Rowling Bravo. Yours, A.Fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Dear Hand Quit being tired DEAR MONEY PLEASE RAIN FROM THE SKY THANKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 dear old friends that i have not seen in three whole years, i saw you all today, you haven't changed a bit. not at all. you even look exactly the same, and dress the same. i'm dissapointed in you guys. but you're still cool. love sleeping prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 dear 12oz, your doing a good job dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 dear 12oz yes you are, you helped cheer up a dude like me today love ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 dear sleep, come quickly. I'm wide awake. love always, the girl that loves to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Dear Catface, Thanks for the advice on applying for jobs. Also, thanks for taking the time out of your busy day to talk to me...hope you feel better. ->Bruce P.S. Why don't you go find a better job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 dear bruce1nr, no problem. I should know about jobs; i've had like a billion;..and I am in the process of gettign a 'real job'. Dear god. I hope soon. sincerely, catfacer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 dear catface why do i have a "I <3 catface" picture in my photobucket ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Dear Catfaced oneR, Your friend request is not forthcoming...my-space is unhappy. I could change my mood to reflect it, but nobody pays attention to that shit anyway. Sincerly Bruce oneupski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 dear lion face try eating some cereal or just plain drinking some milk. it helps for me. love sleeping sleeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 dear irish, it's because you love me. love always, the cat with a face. dear sleeping pill dude, I'm lactose intolerant, so that prolly won't work. I drank tea. Wide awake. Please punch me in the face. sincerely yours, catfacer dear bruce1nr, I will request you in the morning. I'm currently trying to seduce a moderator via myspace. love always, catfacehatesmyspace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Dear lazyface, AIM me your URL. What are you seducing the moderator for....an epic mount? -Bruce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 dear brucedude, aim is off for the night. i shall get you in the morning, after my cup of coffee, and haircut. thanks for your patience, the catlady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 dear catface you're the most popular person in this thread hahaha, seriously love the lame kid.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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