metronome Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 this is typically reserved for november 1. go around with 3 other friends (one for each window, and one to drive). cruise around and steal some pumpkins (usually done one at a time). hang out the window with pumpkin in hand, and bomb something (bus stop, traffic signs, street signs, mailbox, whatever). have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Oh, and we don't do the whole pumpkin bit here in PR. Those crazy orange pumpkins don't grow here and can barely make it shipped. We get this kind of pumpkin, which isn't quite as fun to carve up. That looks more like a runt ass watermellon than any pumpkin I ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 So this guy "El Invader", a famous puertorrican pro wrestler, is gonna be retiring this month after one last battle (dude is fucking 60). They ran a big story on his life in the newspaper, and apparently his trademark move, Bandaged Fist to the Heart, came about while he was training a long time ago. Supposedly he bandaged his hand one day, went out, and punched a cow, which subsequently dropped dead. It then became his signature technique. I have no idea what this has to do with this thread, I just wanted to share this bit of awesome. Too bad he's retiring, I woulda liked to see him wrestle that guy who killed Houdini... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 i think i caught insomnia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 there was a news story a couple years ago where some kids got shot for pumpkin smashing. too bad it wasnt this year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 last year was the first time in my life I didn't smash a pumpkin, then the kids down the street came to my door upset as fuck asking if I had seen or heard anything, because someone smashed they're pumpkins. The 5 year old was crying.I felt so bad I vowed to never smash one again. GROW UP YOU FUCKS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 You're allowed one smashed pumpkin per group per Halloween. Any more than that and you're damned to hell for eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 And I carry a bat at my door during Halloween night just in case someone comes after my pumpkins. Because I spend time and love and care crafting those mediocre beauties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 *edit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 pumpkins are out already? yeah....its not like were talking about bootleg pumpkins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 yo nigga i got this jackolantern on the low Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 yo nigga i got this jackolantern on the low HAHAHA:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I simply can't fathom sneaking up to someone's house, stealing a pumpkin, smashing it on the ground, and feeling cool afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Yeah unless it was someone that really deserved it I would feel bad just going up to some generous, hard-working person's house and smashing their pumpkin you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Big Pants Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 but you can go up to someone's business and paint all over it? Please........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Yeah, I've got no problem with that. But painting a spot seems a lot less gay then just smashing a pumpkin on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 No samshing a pumpkin on the ground is fun you miss the whole point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Yeah, but when you paint a business you have the guy that owns it come out like "WTF". If you smash a pumpkin, you have a guy and his wife come out like "WTF" and then their 4-year-old daughter come out like "WTF..www...w.w....wwwaa..wwwa..wwaaaa.....wwwwwWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 no dude you have to put a firecracker in the pumpkin and toss it through a window now they've got a broken pumpkin and a broken house duhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Yeah, but when you paint a business you have the guy that owns it come out like "WTF". If you smash a pumpkin, you have a guy and his wife come out like "WTF" and then their 4-year-old daughter come out like "WTF..www...w.w....wwwaa..wwwa..wwaaaa.....wwwwwWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH". replies like this are why i love 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 ^^^ ha ha, yeah. but seriously, ayebee, aren't you a little old to be doing shit like smashing pumpkins? the last time i did that was when i was 15...and even then i felt more than a little gay for doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 nah man.. he runs from his girl parents, hides in swamps, still has street fights, i mean the guy is in the mind sent of a 13-15 yearold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 Smashing pumpkins was awesome...street fights are awesome....running from girls parents and hiding in the swamp were not so awesome, however the activities that led to them were Pretty much, I am teh awesomez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 maybe in your group of friends.. but in the grand scheme of things you're a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I went to a party this weekend where everyone was dressed up in the business casual theme. I was unaware so I show up and everyone is like how come you didnt dress up!?!?!?! I say you didnt get the memo?! Its casual friday... Anyways all these frat kids after taking their pants off and holding each other up for keg stands (extremely disturbing) got a good idea to cut these girls pumpkins open and cook the pumpkin seeds... It was the best part of the night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 The fact that my internet stories have you jockin me so hard never ceases to amuse me Perhaps one day I'll start actin all super mature and tight assed like yourself...until then, PUMPKINS BEWARE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 did you take your ferret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 Nah...I haven't had him for a few days, he was staying at my sister's apartment No incest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Whats wrong? You dont love him anymore....shame :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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