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Okay okay.....so i did three different searches for this topic, and couldnt find a thread about it....so here it goes...the oceandome thread...

 

 

 

 

 

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^^Football stadium in Japan?.....nope....its the Oceandome..

 

 

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^^....fully equipped with palm trees...a volcano...and a slide..

 

"Imagine a beach where the sky is always blue, it's never too hot or cold, the water isn't filled with salt and pollution, and the surf is always perfect - welcome to Ocean Dome, the world's only indoor beach.

Ocean Dome has its own flame-spitting volcano, crushed white marble "sand", and it also boasts the world's largest retractable roof, providing a permanently blue sky. Temperature, wind and humidity are closely controlled to provide an ultra-safe "sea-side" experience. Every hour, the volcano erupts and the hi-tech wave machines start up, starting a few minutes of sanitized surfing. Entrance cost is US $50 per person, which seems especially expensive given that there is a free, natural beach only 300 meters away.

The roof is retractable . . "

 

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^^....a retractable roof yo...

 

 

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^^damn...niggas be surfin!

 

 

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"When the roof is closed, you still get blue sky and puffy white clouds . ."

 

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kinda weird though.....why would someone pay $50 to get in that place when there is a "real ocean" not that far away???...fuck it id go cause like dave chappelle said , "this is the most ballerest shit ever!"..lol..

 

 

Discuss..

 

notice how theres thousands of people in the oceandome, yet there are none in the ocean, 400 yards away. and they paid to be in that crowded stinky place. when theres miles upon miles of beautifully untouched oceans right next door.

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Imagine though...

It's a cold cold winters's day in Japan,

outside the oceandome everyone is hurrying about hands in pockets, heads down depserate to get out of the cold....

 

But inside it's warm and light breeze is blowing,

I'm imagining sounds like ukelele's playing lazy beach afternoon styled songs but filled to the brim with asian birds hooray!

Plkus the novelty of swimming at the beach in january would be cool I guess

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Guest WEAK CRACKUH `

I WOULD GO AND IT LOOKS NICE AND PRETTY AND EVERYTHING.

 

BUT THIS IS IN JAPAN.

 

YOU KNOW THOSE JAPANESE NIGGUHS BE INTO WEIRD SHIT. THEY BE INTO THAT SCAT PORN AND SHIT.

 

YOU KNOW JAPANESE BITCHES GONNA BE TAKING SHITS IN THE POOL CUZ SOME PERVERT ASS NIGGUH REQUESTED IT AS A SERVICE AND GAVE HER 150,000 YEN. THEN YOU GONNA HAVE NIGGUHS PLAYIN THEIR GAMEBOYS AND NINTENDO DS'S AND PSP'S AND LAPTOPS AND SHIT IN THE POOL ELECTRICUTIN NIGGUHS. OLD JAPANESE NIGGUHS COPPIN FEELS ON CHICKS (AND DUDES) IN THE POOL. THEN YOU GONNA SEE SOME WEIRD CORNBALL GAMESHOW PRIZE SHIT THERE.

 

NAW THANKS IT AIN'T FOR ME.

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