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FAVOURITE WORDS/SAYINGS

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'hows that working out for you?'

'wonderful'

'bananas'

'tiger'

 

all get daily use by me...

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Guest BROWNer

'bananas'....thats a good one. i might steal that.

'is that right?' is fun once in awhile.

in public, at stores, i frequently employ

'catch you on the flip side' after the transactions

are complete and i'm walking away...

 

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while i'm at it, can somebody explain [sic] to me..

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Guest bumdigger

good song = "the jammy" or "the crank"

someone you don't like = "fuck knob" or "fuck hole"

girls = "skirts" or the classic "bitch"

whore = "cumdrop"

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Guest beardo

cool = coolio or coolin

 

person/friend = killdawg

 

cool yer jets

 

im drawing blanks.. i usually have some good ones

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Prefers to drink: Blood

 

Oh fuck you buddy. You know that if there was a fucking bathtub full of blood you wouldnt be like "GOLLY THAT LOOKS LIKE A GREAT BEVERAGE!!!" you would fuckin crap all over your clothes and say "AWWW CRY CRY WHO DID THIS? WHAA WHAA" fucking idiot trying to be scary. TOXIC FIST FOR YOU.

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[sic] means 'spelling is correct' it' used when your quoting something from print that was spelled wrong. it denotes that you didnt fuck up the spelling in the transfer, it was like that when you found it.

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Guest BROWNer

oh my god beardo...'killdawg'?!?!?! hahaaa...

thanks seeking.

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i'm all about the high fives. anytime anyone says anything funny or does something noteworthy i say 'high five for that one' but for some reason i hardly ever give anyone a real high five.

 

"you smell like up dog.."

 

What the fuck is up dog?

 

"not much, what the fuck is up with you dog?"

 

 

 

in refrence to someone being stupid 'that kid wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground' my parents always said that shit and now they got me saying it.

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high fives are a regular occurance in my group....

"remember how...." is used when retelling ANYTHING thats happened.

"the best/funniest/dumbest/etc part...." is used when describing something.

"assfuck" is my latest insult.

"gash/bearded axe wound/scab" used to descibe the vagina.

"for what reason?" instead of "why?"

"like whoa" for anything cool

"cool as a motherfucker" or "yeaaaaa mudderfucker" for whenever

"who got the yayoh" for when i want coca cola or just whenever.

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"shut that dirty cunt on your face!"

"i swear i'm going to rape you in the mouth.."

"shoot yourself in the face.."

"stab you in the head and eat your face off"

"just die..."

"spit shined assholes"

"flabbercunted"

and just plain old "cunt"

and there are some others.. ubiquitous and coalesce.. those are good words..

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..

 

"What!?" (Stone Cold Is My Idol, i should put him in a piece of mine:))

 

"your welcome"

 

"penis"

 

"anal sex" (i enjoy shouting it every now and then, i tried to have it 2 weeks ago but the girl wouldnt let me, DAMN DAMN DAMN!)

 

"name 5 cereals" (inside thing, i love grabbing anyones nipples and just squeezing them till they name 5 cereals, but im dumb, im leaving)

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for anything odd and a bit herion addict like, i say squirelley

a slut bag is a cum catcher

instead of really?, for serious?

and some times i throw s's on things where there wouldnt be one like

barnes and nobles

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Lately the Saying that is stuck in my head is

"I got rims bigger than your future." And I have no idea who I got it from.

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i also forgot:

"times ten!" or "to the x-treme!" when saying something was good.

"im gunna shank/cut/knife her/him/whoever" or anything related to that.

 

also, if someone says something like "hey, i need a haircut" i'll say "i'll give YOU a haircut" or "i heard this cool song" i'll say "i'll hear YOU". stuff like that.

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Guest beardo

when anwering the phone and its for me:

 

R- hello?

*- may i speak to rick please?

R- this is rick please.

*- huh?

 

or

 

R- hello?

*- is rick there?

R- this is rick there.

*- huh?

 

 

good times.

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When someone says something that ostracize's themselves and make's everyone think "WTF?" I'll say, "This nigga right here," and point with both my fingers.

 

I have this friend that's "punk" and everytime he's doing something stupid or he misses a trick at the skate park, people always give him shit and say, "Corry, that wasn't very punk rawk." Or they'll use punk rock to describe certain stuffs.

 

Another good one..."Punch me in the face.." and then flex your face muscles, preparing to be hit.

 

"Hey ______, wwwwhhhaaaatt's happenin?" like Lumbergh.

 

Sitting around a couple of people, "Cum..all over my face..." say, "What!?" as if you "heard" it too, look all confused and say, "Did I just say that outloud?"

 

"Gay nazi negro midget amputee anal clan porn" choice of the champions.

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i use disss nigga a lot. i just started sayin dawg to every like yesterday, i called my boss,parents,gurls niggas,teachers every1 there like wtf.umm less see i use fucc u cuzz to ne1 thats says nething mean towads me,jokin or not. u wana get a neck tie, lol i love that 1 funnie shit. and too ne gurls that say my eye hurts i say. i told u u should closed yer eyes when i cummed on your face this morning. ahahaha im dum. im leaving for now.

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out like a fat girl in dodgeball...

out like a deaf kid in musical chairs...(excuse my lack of pc on that one, please)

droppin a chalupa

negotiating the release of a brown hostage

anything involving these nuts in your mouth

in there like swimwear

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Guest Risky Sizzle

All bitten English Fish and Chips steez:

 

"all mouth no trousers"

"airy-fairy" aka christopher St.

"dead" -very;extremely as in ..My ass is dead broke.

"Dog and bone" - telephone

"nice cross colors shirt" - circa 1993

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