AyeBee Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 and no defy, it wasn't from my girl's parents...sorry to take away your ZING of the day. Anyways...a few weeks ago my boy got jumped by a few random kids, but through some MySpace stalking we managed to get one of their names and where he worked. We showed up at his job today, made him call his boys, and we set up a meeting at 11 in their hood (which is really quite woodsy). So we go there with 10 guys, they show up with slightly more but apparently they didn't take into consideration the fact that since they jumped him they forfeited their chance at a fair fight...between the 10 of us we had 2 boxcutters, 2 pairs of brass knuckles (one with spikes), 2 police batons, 3 bats, and 3 steel gloves. The kid who actually started the original fight got the everliving piss beat out of him, none of his boys even attempted to help him, it was a real good time...then, the cops showed up; DUN DUN DUN. So I take off runnin, and I have absolutely no idea where I am, it's not even the state I live in. I'm headin for some woods and yeah...I fall off a ledge into a swamp, get stuck in it, then manage to swim my way to the other side. My other boy jumps in after me since he didn't have a car or phone with him, so he didn't wanna get seperated from everyone...we ended up hidin for 2 hours, walked to a Cumberland Farms, had to use their phone to call someone since my Sidekick shit the bed upon swamp impact, then we found out everyone else got arrested, the kids signed statements, and 3 of my boys caught felony assault charges Anyways...long story short, I hid in a swamp and avoided arrest so it was a pretty awesome night...I've got work in like an hour so it looks like no sleep for me tonight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 I thought this was gonna be about your sister... gyp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 yee haw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 30, 2006 Author Share Posted July 30, 2006 I thought this was gonna be about your sister... gyp... She was waitin for me when i got home, if that makes you feel any better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Swamps are pretty cool. Hey Smart, have you ever been to Wakulla Springs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 awesome story!.. suck your sidekick got fucked.. but great you arnt in the slammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 I thought this was gonna be about your sister... gyp... haha same here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 and 3 steel gloves would i be the only one that finds this a little out of the ordinary? and im not talking about the fact its an odd number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Swamps are pretty cool. Hey Smart' date=' have you ever been to Wakulla Springs?[/quote'] Nope, I been to Wekiwa a few times and a bunch of others... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 would i be the only one that finds this a little out of the ordinary? you obviously missed the lead gloves thread: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108550 where did the other glove go? don't you have to buy those things in pairs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 30, 2006 Author Share Posted July 30, 2006 I sold the lefty from my pair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006-1984 Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Did you guys look like swamp thing when you showed up at cumby's? Because that would have been priceless... Sucks for your boys, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 30, 2006 Author Share Posted July 30, 2006 We were absolutely covered in mud and fuckin reaked...the girl looked like she was gunna call the cops so I told her my girl had kicked us out of the car, we didn't know where we were, and started laughin, tryin to say I fell into the swamp blah blah. She wasn't very amused, just gave me the phone to use with a "Get the fuck out" stare No free slushies for me :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 30, 2006 Author Share Posted July 30, 2006 The shittiest part of the night was the fact that my boy who got jumped is one of the ones who caught the assault case. It really sucks for him because one, he had a previous felony conviction in that state for graffiti, but it was a filing, which means it would go away in a year if he didn't get arrested there again...he had 2 weeks to go. It also sucks because it's now his birthday, so he turned 20 in jail HAPPY BIRFDAY FOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 we rode out on some dudes last night. they rolled out stupid fast. way shook. running red lights and all!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 30, 2006 Author Share Posted July 30, 2006 We chased a pretty well known freight writer one night after having beat his lil partnah fo scheezy up the week before. They ran a buncha red lights then ripped down the highway doin like 120...good times, good times Now I really am goin to work...enjoy your days people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 YOUR LUCKY YOU DIDNT GET BUTTRAPED BY AN ALLIGATOR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM.. Food? Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 would i be the only one that finds this a little out of the ordinary? and im not talking about the fact its an odd number. that is some fuckin LOLer shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 sounds like a totally gnarly night.. nowadays when i hear of fights with like 10 people squaring off against 10 other people like meeting up in a parking lot or whatever i always picture that fight scene from anchorman.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RempdPlFbM heres a video/documentary of the fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 sounds like a totally gnarly night.. nowadays when i hear of fights with like 10 people squaring off against 10 other people like meeting up in a parking lot or whatever i always picture that fight scene from anchorman.. yeah it was that young parking lot steez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Swamps are pretty cool. Hey Smart' date=' have you ever been to Wakulla Springs?[/quote'] haha...that's where the original Tarzan movie was filmed...almost dropped my camera in the water near the gators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 That was the worst story i've ever read. Ghetto kids got it rough, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 violence is dumb. But I can see why you had that fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Ghetto gangstas these days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Yeah Wakulla is crazy. They also filmed creature from the black lagoon or whatever there. It kind of bugged me out how all these kids were swimming like, 100 meters from all these huge ass gators. We went out in a boat for about an hour and I must have seen about 8-9 gators. The mastadon bones were sweet too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 ......and 3 of my boys caught felony assault charges sweet. im sure that was worth it for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RempdPlFbM heres a video/documentary of the fight that might just warrant a...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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