..Rolls_Royce.. Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 fuck this thread scares me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 scurrred of the herp derppp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I see my prostitutional thread was bump 'd. So after all the whoring i was doing i'm at school today. The county is giving out free AIDS tests. 15 minute results Bet. So she sat me down. Asked me the requisite questions and listening to my answers i'm starting to get a little uncomfortable. Either way. All is well. She even sent me with a brown bag of condoms and a strawberry flavored dental dam. abridged version : Abcs dont got the AIDS and got some free sex gear the finger prick is way better than the mouth swab. Fuck 24 hour results. 15 minutes is long enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Free sex gear is bad sex gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 took an AIDS/hep c test while i was using. the finger prick AIDS test came back neg in around 3 minutes but i had to wait a week or so for the hep test. niggas called me and told me to come in. this scared me. turns out it was just negative and they cannot disclose that information over the phone. niggas was rejoicing right in the clinic. girl got tested too. now i fucks raw. Mensa candidate? ^ srsly... yuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Not true, but it is true for almost 50% of young adults. Recently a vaccine just came out for 3 kinds of HPV though, the 3 that cause cervical cancer. Ask your doctor..everyone should get it. so that was posted 6 years ago, i wonder how many more people now have herpes. yikes. but the worst part about that shit is that you have it forever, but mostly with no symptoms. they'll probably somehow find a cure for it sooner or later. i think i'd take that over HIV any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 yo whats bump dental dams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 so that was posted 6 years ago, i wonder how many more people now have herpes. yikes. but the worst part about that shit is that you have it forever, but mostly with no symptoms. they'll probably somehow find a cure for it sooner or later. i think i'd take that over HIV any day. you think you'd rather herpes than dying from AIDS?.. seriously? and the HPV vaccine vaccinates against a couple of Human Papillomaviruses, not herpes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 throat hpv = no joke. Yea the bag included a strawberry latex dental dam box of magnums 1 lube pack The hiv test included huge peace of mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qey0mxHiTww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Nothing serious ever thank god. I hate using rubbers, but there is some nasty bitches out there. The worst are the ''sleepers'' bicthes youd never assume have any kind of shit. Ive ducked more bullets than neo when it comes to that shit, dont have to wrap just gatta get the carfax on the pussy before you decide to ride it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 you think you'd rather herpes than dying from AIDS?.. seriously? and the HPV vaccine vaccinates against a couple of Human Papillomaviruses, not herpes. HIV and AIDS are two different things, i didn't say anything about AIDS. and that was kindof a bad quote for me to use cus it seemed misleading but his percentage he mentioned was talking about herpes, not HPV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Wonder whatever happened to SpreadAIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berdsdahwerd Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 std's ?... c'mon son... been had dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I hate using rubbers, but there is some nasty bitches out there. . serious question to a majority of guys... why? whats so bad about it? and surely if you're into someone, being safe for the first few times is just respectful, no? even if you never plan to see her again, why not? I hate the battle... begging a guy to use a rubber just turns the whole thing off. just wear one. respect yourself and your partner.... and if you cant have fun with it then youre probably just really fucking bad at fucking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I would rather jerk my dick than wear a rubber. They cut down sensation so much that there have been many times that I just gave up after about 45 minutes and left or just passed on the whole deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 serious question to a majority of guys... why? whats so bad about it? and surely if you're into someone, being safe for the first few times is just respectful, no? even if you never plan to see her again, why not? I hate the battle... begging a guy to use a rubber just turns the whole thing off. just wear one. respect yourself and your partner.... and if you cant have fun with it then youre probably just really fucking bad at fucking. They suck, im assuming you're a woman the way you worded this and the lack of your ''why condoms suck'' knowledge. Its easy for a woman to not understand why condoms suck the same way you cant understand how bad getting hit in the nuts feels. Condoms on a guys jank is the equivalent to a party in high school with chaperones. It takes all the fun out of it, you feel like 30% of the same wet, pussy goodness and on top of that it makes it difficult to hit em with the money shot. I cant speak for other guys, nor would I want to but cumming on a girls face/tits/ass is half the fun of fucking nowadays. As far as being safe goes that the only thing (because im a pull out master by now) that makes me even consider to wear a rubber. As far as respectful goes I don't see how its about respect unless the girl wants you to use one, and in that case if they're adamant then sure ill deal with it. And the last part is just of your stanza is just retarded, youre speaking about something you have no idea about and generalizing usually takes away from your argument by making you look ignorant. I don't even need to mention my awesome/better than you/im like a pornstar/ego boost fucking skills, if you're not catching my cock you don't needa know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 HIV and AIDS are two different things, i didn't say anything about AIDS. and that was kindof a bad quote for me to use cus it seemed misleading but his percentage he mentioned was talking about herpes, not HPV. Not sure if you understand how HIV works, guy. It breaks down the lymphocytes that attack pathogens until you have no immune system. Then you get I'll from foreign pathogens, as they can be anything the plethora of symptoms is called a syndrome. The mix of symptoms usually results in organ failure and death. AIDS is not a disease, it's a syndrome, it wouldn't occur were it not for HIV; so really, HIV is AIDS, just depends in the treatment as to when you acquire the syndrome Back to my original point, you would rather AIDS (an inevitability) over herpes? And condoms, fuck condoms. As someone already said, having a tug feels better than sex with a rubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 They suck, im assuming you're a woman the way you worded this and the lack of your ''why condoms suck'' knowledge. Its easy for a woman to not understand why condoms suck the same way you cant understand how bad getting hit in the nuts feels. Condoms on a guys jank is the equivalent to a party in high school with chaperones. It takes all the fun out of it, you feel like 30% of the same wet, pussy goodness and on top of that it makes it difficult to hit em with the money shot. I cant speak for other guys, nor would I want to but cumming on a girls face/tits/ass is half the fun of fucking nowadays. As far as being safe goes that the only thing (because im a pull out master by now) that makes me even consider to wear a rubber. As far as respectful goes I don't see how its about respect unless the girl wants you to use one, and in that case if they're adamant then sure ill deal with it. And the last part is just of your stanza is just retarded, youre speaking about something you have no idea about and generalizing usually takes away from your argument by making you look ignorant. I don't even need to mention my awesome/better than you/im like a pornstar/ego boost fucking skills, if you're not catching my cock you don't needa know. Woah! Ok! Chill out, guy! Believe it or not, it feels suuuuuper different for girls too! Of course in different ways but same principals… might as well use a vibrator / latex rod / carrot / cucumber / um… euw… but whatev… No need to get defensive. I was posing the question to the entire thread. And I never claimed that condoms don’t suck….?! “ … “ I guess what im trying to say (in general) is it says a lot about a guy whos got the right timing with this shit, has the rubber situation prepared and gets his stuff right without even having to talk about it. It suggests hes intelligent enough to know that theres no room for mistakes… the physical and emotional costs of being irresponsible when it comes to sex just aren’t worth it. It suggests he respects and prioritises his general health and that of his partner. Biggest turn off is having to ask a guy to wear a rubber, let alone beg. Having to beg is the equivalent of what I imagine it would be like trying to get a retarded toddler to eat their vegetables. Just saying. I kinda knew it would be a stupid idea talking about this on the internet, although seemed somewhat appropriate asking the question in a thread dedicated to sexually transmitted diseases. As you were…! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Woah! Ok! Chill out, guy! Believe it or not, it feels suuuuuper different for girls too! Of course in different ways but same principals… might as well use a vibrator / latex rod / carrot / cucumber / um… euw… but whatev… Sound like you already knew the the answer to the question before you asked it, so why ask in the first place? I guess what im trying to say (in general) is it says a lot about a guy whos got the right timing with this shit, has the rubber situation prepared and gets his stuff right without even having to talk about it. It suggests hes intelligent enough to know that theres no room for mistakes… the physical and emotional costs of being irresponsible when it comes to sex just aren’t worth it. It suggests he respects and prioritises his general health and that of his partner. The fact that you assume that a guy having a condom and being willing it to wear it is something noble or it speaks of his character is laughable. It is more like a chimp that has learned which set of behaviors will be rewarded with a food pellet. A stiff dick has no morals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 didn't read date hypochondriacs (whoa, spelled that right on first try no help. suck my dixx) with health insurance who get tested on the regular if you've been hammering out sluts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 I cant speak for other guys, nor would I want to but cumming on a girls face/tits/ass is half the fun of fucking nowadays. . man, i got my timing down to a science forever ago can pull out at the right time to pull the condom off with minimal to zero delay and shoot the surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Well congradulations cowboy, I like to hit it till the last 2 seconds, eject and then ejaculate onto said hot zones of cum receiption. That being said I still hate to wear condoms, but I also hate STDs/babies etc etc. Buuuut in most cases ill still refuse to use so to speak. My rule of thumb has been for a long time anyway, if im ganna fuck a girl and I feel like I couldnt hit it without a rubber, im not going to hit it at all. There are some bitches out there that are unknown carries, but for the most part I wouldnt sleep with a bitch I had any suspicision on, and so far its pretty much worked out. /Noskuzzyiesoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 got my test on at the clinic a few weeks ago, the two week wating period was something approaching agony because i've been a bit unwise at times with my shit but everything turned out better than expected/ no nothing going on.. did it out of respect for a girl i recently started dating and do care about Never really been a condom wearing guy, unfortunately, even the "ultra-thin our thinnest ever" ones just flat out suck. my roomate wears them religiously and I don't know how Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 raw dawg or naw dawg. circa 1999. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 got a story from Karneval from some american guys i was partying with. we were waiting in line for a club, got chatting with some germans behind us. one chick was wearing a "death of the american dream" costume (costumes are the norm for karneval). turns out she's a communist and hates america...yank army dude is determined to hate fuck her. he hooked up with her, took her back to the dorm in the hostel and fucked her as hard as he could–though, he was retarded drunk so he had to use a stint. next day he wakes up with all the cash from his wallet missing and a big black dot on his dick. he assumes the worst and goes with his mates to the closest (womens) hospital. after explaining in very basic english so the 6 german nurses would understand (and laugh their asses off) a doctor finally comes. his mates were already laughing fucking hard at the whole situation and the next bit from behind the curtain made it worse; the doctor says that rough sex caused a broken blood vessel–and asks; did you know the man? one of his mates–who spent the night sleeping at a bench by the train station–laughed so hard he vomitted on the curtain...then they called security. i dont think my story telling could do it justice. but the way he described it was fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 My rule of thumb has been for a long time anyway, if im ganna fuck a girl and I feel like I couldnt hit it without a rubber, im not going to hit it at all. There are some bitches out there that are unknown carries, but for the most part I wouldnt sleep with a bitch I had any suspicision on, and so far its pretty much worked out. /Noskuzzyiesoner For me its too hard to know to even risk it. From my experience working in a pharmacy I've seen a few women who were good looking and didnt look dirty or anything like that come in to pick up their valtrex perscription. Unless Im in a committed relationship Im staying wrapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 also, this: lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 A stiff dick has no morals ^^^Best words I have read in a long time. And to quote The Budster from Just One Of The Guys movie: "horny kicks embarrassment's ass every time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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