Deptronik Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 pissed in someones fridge once. but he owed me $30...so word no apologies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I think I remember bein like 6 and pissing in trashcans cuz I was too lazy to go downstairs to the bathroom...needless to say, that was frowned upon Also, my sophmore year in highschool my boy beat up some Asian "gangsta", so he pissed in his locker. The kid got beat up again rather quickly This is a good thread, I mean everyone has a piss story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 when i was like 4 we were playing out in the front yard. waterhose and one of those slip and slide water plastic things from the early 80s. it was 3 of us. myself my sister and a friend of hers. we started messing around and my sister ends up getting wrapped up in the slide and next thing you know im peeing on her face all the while laughing... needless to say she had no way of fending herself because she was wrapped up.. hahhhaha too funny. i laugh till this day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 damn thats harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 my brother used to sleepwalk and mistake the bathtub for the toilet.. he also would get disoriented if he was sleeping at someone elses house and end up peeing in random spots in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 in my first year of school one of my mates was shouted at for pissing on the floor in the boys bathroom. so he stayed behind after everyone had left and pissed on the floor in the girls bathrooms as revenge. when the teacher came back she saw it and said it is probley just water that has leaked out of a sink or something. so he knelt down and sniffed it and said nope its definatly piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 on shrooms i once peed all over a girls dinning room table. all over her dad's workpapers, cds, some kids phone, then on her living room floor later on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 i remember pissing in the hallways back in highschool..but one night there was some party,my friend pissed in a beer bottle..handed it to this guy who he didnt like and homie chugged it with no clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 bull shit how in the fuck can you "chug" piss and not know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 one of my mates pissed in a whisky bottle, gave it to a girl she had one sip and threw up everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 There was this kid in high school that peed in the corner of our classroom when the teacher told him he couldnt use the bathroom. He is my hero to this day. dude i know passed by my class one time, took a garbage can, ran off with it, came back and pissed in it in front of the class. he's my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunchTruck Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Back when I was 15 me my boy and my ex-girl ( let's call her Kris) and I got all whiskey'd up. We were staggering through some nice quiet residential type neighbourhood, Kris decides it's time to clear some of the ol' Canadian Club outta her system. Instead of peeing behind a tree, she gets the idea in her head, that if she knocks on someone's door and asks really nicely they're going to welcome her into their home and let her use their bathroom without a question. I'm not sure what was going through her head at this point, but as soon as Kris walks up the front porch stairs I look up and see her with pants around her ankels, ass to the front door tinkleing all over this guy's doormat. Kris finishes and attempts to pull her pants up and at the same time trying to make it down the porch steps. The poor girl goes ass-over-tea-kettle into a full blown summersault down the walk way to the sidewalk. apparently the guy (or girl) never answered his door bell and Kris just couldn't hold it in anymore. After we got Kris back on her feet, some douch bag started yell about how he was going to call the cops and shit. Booked in straight down the alley after that. Sadly this story is the only story I know involving urination......execpt for this dude I knew in high school who used to piss in the part of the coke machine where the can comes out. This guy pulled this stunt on the reg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 where i used to live all these asisn student filled just about every apartment block in the area. with such a transient population there was always furniture lying on the side of the street as people went back home or whatever. we started noticing that people would pick it up and take into their houses so figured we'd get our old couch and piss on it and leave it out in view of our top window. Big night on the beers everyone holding as long at they can and we soaked part of the couch. was watching the next morning when two guys came and picked it up. was still laughing that aftrenoon when they dumped it back where they got it from! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 I have pissed in a movie cinema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 in petrol tanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 I got a few good stories. So when I was in second grade we used to have pissing contests in the bathroom. What we did is we'd start at the urinal and move back. The person who could make it the furthest without peeing on the floor won. It was ended when the gym teacher ratted on us. Then in fourth grade I had to take a dump really bad and the boys bathroom was full. I couldnt hold it any longer so I went into the girls bathroom and went there. When I was finished I left the stall to find my teacher with her hand down the back of her skirt "adjusting herself". She wasnt hot so it was kinda gross in retrospect; but then it was funny. I ran out of the bathroom giggling with her threatening detention, but she never gave me anything. In fifth grade I pissed in the trashcan in the boys bathroom with another kid. I blackmailed this kid who was going to tell on us by telling him I would say he did it too. He told anyway and I followed through. All three of us got lunch detention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Sometimes I wee in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 dirty pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 I got a few good stories. So when I was in second grade we used to have pissing contests in the bathroom. What we did is we'd start at the urinal and move back. The person who could make it the furthest without peeing on the floor won. It was ended when the gym teacher ratted on us. Kids used to do that same thing in my second grade class. One day I was waiting in line outside the bathroom and i hear POP then some kid crying. Turns out one kid walked into some other kids piss stream, so he clobbered him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toggle Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 i love pissing in fools sinks.... its more level and requires less aim... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 hmm one time i was drunk in a area with not some many whip your dick out and piss spots. theres was a nice plant in the shadows or like a corner i forgot but its one of those plants with long leaved like a palm tree or something and all the piss was rolling down the leaves all over my shoes and pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 i piss in te shower, all the time. kills the tinia. yeah, i took a piss in the casino once. right in one of those fake tree pot plants. me and a mate stole a ltr of beam from over the bar at this other place. drank it on the way to the casino cos nothin else was open... anyway i pissed in the pot plant and got graabed by 5 bouncers and started thrown punches at them. then i was on the ground in a full nelson with my pants down. yelling abuse at the security... i got thrown out and passed out on a bench. hella classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Sometimes I wee in the shower. i do this on the daily..... i have many a pee story but am too tired to think remember and type.... later i will share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 I've pissed all on people's car doorhandles, into a few convertables, and out of a window while doing 90 down the freeway. Never on a broad, though. I know some people that broke into a church and pissed in the holy water... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSNone Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 peed on a kids leg while he was makin out with his girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 i was really drunk at this one house party and started pissing outside ont he porch but what i didnt realize was that the porch floor wasnt a sealed one it had a bit of a gap between boards not a nig one but maybe a quarterinch or less and what had happened was as i was pissing it was leaking down and raining on top of these girls who were having some cigarettes on the ground floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 my buddy pissed on this lady's porch a few weeks ago. he was drunk and didnt realize it. a lady came out and called him an asshole. he couldn't stop once he'd started (it stings) so he did the scoot n' piss while still facing her. i lolleredzors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 I know some people that broke into a church and pissed in the holy water... Wow. that's pretty impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 i have pissed on some dude's screen door, on the hood of his pop's car. (he didn't think i would, plus i was pretty wasted, high school nights) on this birds front door and door knob, and on all four door handles of her car. (she pissed me the fuck off) i peed on her sister (i was dating her at the time) i have pissed on floors at public restrooms, trashcans, sinks, the great outdoors, and many other places i'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I choose not to use the provided toilets in public restrooms, I think the floor/walls are quite suitable. kthxbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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