ego maniac Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 whatever... iv stolen shit out of the breakroom fridge hella times.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 I know!!! 1. just put a note in the between of the sandwich layers: "next time you catch rat poison motherfucker!" That way, if it's left untouched you can still eat the sandwich, after removing your note. But make sure that he hasn't edited the sandwich with rat poison, and leave the note there 2. put 5 fully armed G.I. Joe plastic figures guard your sandwich. Have Snake Eyes hang on a rope from the ceiling of the fridge, Storm Shadow and Duke hide behind the sandwich, etc. No one on his/her right mind would ever mith with a fucking ninja commando! 3.place your sandwich inside a locked metal safe, attached to the inner structures of the refridgerator with chains . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 I know!!! 1. just put a note in the between of the sandwich layers: "next time you catch rat poison motherfucker!" That way, if it's left untouched you can still eat the sandwich, after removing your note. But make sure that he hasn't edited the sandwich with rat poison, and leave the note there 2. put 5 fully armed G.I. Joe plastic figures guard your sandwich. Have Snake Eyes hang on a rope from the ceiling of the fridge, Storm Shadow and Duke hide behind the sandwich, etc. No one on his/her right mind would ever mith with a fucking ninja commando! 3.place your sandwich inside a locked metal safe, attached to the inner structures of the refridgerator with chains . ahhahahhh i lol'd irl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 make the tastiest looking sandwich, the possibilities are endless. (try doing something with feces or salmonella, or possibly pubic hairs! just make sure it tastes good) *edit - pockchop beat me with the one second reply this is the best one...so something to make them real sick..salmonella or drop some eye drops on the sandwich.. they will shit instantly all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 I still have all my GiJoe's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 fuck yeah count, habanero hot sauce them, use the extra potent kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 if you're taking bud brownies to work, eat them yourself man. what kind of harsh punishment for a college kid is giving them your weed?! besides it's been said already, just imagine the kinda shit you could get this fool to eat... could provide some pretty awesome blackmail material, heh who wants to be ripped at work? not I. Its a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 i was gonna say eye drops too. seriously, one eye drop will fuck him up. and when you find out who it is, try dropping mustard into his water cup too. trust me. im still laughing at whoever suggested packing an eztra sandwhich in a lunchbox. like its the first day of second grade and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 also, you could toast some tuna in the oven and throw it in the sandwhich, if he eats it, he'll get this fucked up case of food poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 i toast tuna all the time and dont get sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 (with my name clearly written on it) Anyone got any ideas or legal advice should I harm someone with the said sandwich? write someone else's name on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATTL63 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 who wants to be ripped at work? not I. I obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 put those glass stink bombs in the sandwich. he bite them cut his grill and stink . "help me help me!!!!!" "nah nigga you stink" bloody and smelly waddaya think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srebmun Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 write someone else's name on it. Nah, that's the trick he uses for his backup sandwiches all the day's he's trying to poison this fool to some obvious degree. Or are they going to start noticing the fridge is one sandwich heavier and call the whole thing off? Dilemma. Well, as I see it, the problem with the whole putting poison in the sandwich thing is this: you want to put enough in to make the guy retching sick either physically sick or really grossed out, but you can't taste the final product to know did I put too much in so that he's going to get suspicious before or on first taste, or is he going to munch a while before he realizes what he's into. . .It's a sandwich after all, you can't put raw chicken meat, or poop in the middle, because anyone stealing sandwiches is going to peek under the bread first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
po-thead Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 I vote eye drops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 whatd eye drops do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 insert a gps tracking device in the bologna. follow them home. rape their wife. that'll show em :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Don't be afraid to use LSD, thats always a shock when it kicks in an hour after lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 whatd eye drops do? Eyedrops would have dude shittin his brains out all day But still, I vote for the baking soda/soap idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Go to a novelty shop and get some black mouth gum. Cut up said gum in little pieces, and spread them throughout the sandwich. If someone takes a bite of said sandwich, their lips, teeth, and tongue will be stained black all day. Then you can identify the thief, who will already look like an idiot, and nonchalantly suggest that they stop stealing food from the fridge. Also, put a couple of eyedrops in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 use a lot of laxitives or some other crazy drugs/shit in your food update us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 i toast tuna all the time and dont get sick. yeah toasted tuna with cheese and onions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 ughhhh... sickening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 maybe some pinto beans would be more to yer liking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 1, 2006 Author Share Posted June 1, 2006 http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp Look at this link for eyedrops. Btw. ANY TYPE OF TUNA(FISH) IS FUCKING GROSS. (NO HOMO) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 drugs,i bunch of drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 co-signed^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 this kid at my highschool put a dose in the teachers coffee she went home "sick" no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 hahahah.. Ok, Ill think about this. i may have to post pictures of me doing it. Well, except for the wacking off spooge part. no no thats the best part. I mean i dont want to see it or anything but after your sangwhich covered in baby batter goes missing you can leave step by step pictures of you making the sangwhich . Have like a picture of your penis laying on the tomato slices then on the next picture you can show nut all over the tomatos. hehehehehe. Put it in one of those clear plastic report folders with a cover page and everything. Make it look official. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 drugs' date='i bunch of drugs[/quote'] I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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