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Today WAS a great day.

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Till someone snagged my sandwich (with my name clearly written on it) from the fridge at work.

 

This has happened 2 times in the last week. Both of these are firsts for me. Ive never had anyone snag my food from the place I currently work at. We hired two new summer employees, both college kids. One kid's dad is one of the head guys here.

 

Im thinking its one of these two kids, cause this has never happened before, and only started a week after they arrived.

 

Im thinking of making myself a nice tasty looking razorblade sandwich.:)

 

Anyone got any ideas or legal advice should I harm someone with the said sandwich?

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Guest nutsonmychin!

put pubic hair in it.

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make the tastiest looking sandwich, the possibilities are endless.

 

(try doing something with feces or salmonella, or possibly pubic hairs! just make sure it tastes good)

 

*edit - pockchop beat me with the one second reply

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put baking powder and soap in a sandwitch i gurantee sucess and you'll know who did it.

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rat poison!

 

or bake some bud brownies and wrap it up and have it say : MIKES BROWNIE DO NOT EAT!

 

it's their fault for stealin your shit and you wont get in trouble

 

do it and take pics

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I always put drinks in the fridge so that they are cold and I go to get one, they are all gone. I have to hide them now.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

insert a gps tracking device in the bologna.

 

follow them home.

 

rape their wife.

 

that'll show em

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put a bandaid with hair stuck to it inside the sandwich. that would keep me away. how about a fingernail or two? ewww.

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put baking powder and soap in a sandwitch i gurantee sucess and you'll know who did it.

and then post pics

 

EDIT: dee beat me to it

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rat poison!

 

or bake some bud brownies and wrap it up and have it say : MIKES BROWNIE DO NOT EAT!

 

it's their fault for stealin your shit and you wont get in trouble

 

do it and take pics

 

 

if you're taking bud brownies to work, eat them yourself man.

 

what kind of harsh punishment for a college kid is giving them your weed?!

 

besides it's been said already, just imagine the kinda shit you could get this fool to eat... could provide some pretty awesome blackmail material, heh

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jerk off into mayonnaise, mix up said semen/mayonnaise, commence to make the tastiest sandwich ever. (besides the whole nut/mayo thing)

 

take pics throughout the entire process, for further embarressment.

 

i really feel like this is the ultimate revenge.

 

do it shameless!

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Guest nutsonmychin!

yeah, but they prob wouldnt even know.

 

it wouldnt alter the taste/smell/after effect of the sandwhich consumption

 

and then what you'd be like, hahaha, you ate my gizz.

and they'd be like no i didnt, and you'd be like, yeah haha i spooged in the mayo.

and they'd be like, shut up faggot.

 

yeah, great plan.

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what does that do^^

 

The baking powder tastes awful while fizzing in yo' mouf. The soap (make sure its dishwashing detergent) has a taste that lasts for days everything you eat will taste like soap. It sucks, I know. But thats a story for another day.

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What kind of monster would take someone else's sandwich from the work fridge? Seriously?

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Its probably some one from here reading this laughing saying "Ah shit this foo has a 12oz account to"

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Guest nutsonmychin!

not a sandwich, but i once stole a lean cuisine.

 

it had been there fer a little while.

 

and the bitches in my office are so fat, it wouldnt have made a difference.

 

she was probably stoked, it gave her an excuse to get a cheesesteak.

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The baking powder tastes awful while fizzing in yo' mouf. The soap (make sure its dishwashing detergent) has a taste that lasts for days everything you eat will taste like soap. It sucks' date=' I know. But thats a story for another day.[/quote']

 

 

doesnt sound too kosher....

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yeah, but they prob wouldnt even know.

 

it wouldnt alter the taste/smell/after effect of the sandwhich consumption

 

and then what you'd be like, hahaha, you ate my gizz.

and they'd be like no i didnt, and you'd be like, yeah haha i spooged in the mayo.

and they'd be like, shut up faggot.

 

yeah, great plan.

 

take pics throughout the entire process, for further embarressment.

 

 

 

man youre a cunt

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