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I feel so old. I wish I were graduating, but instead I'm studying for a microbiology final.

I think it's funny you asked for more stiches cause you knew that saying you got 3 stitches made you sound like a pussy.

H E L- O N I G G E R gotta get another digital scrolling buckle

liar.

"I'm kosher, except when there's really good porkchops." quote porkchop.

then, yes. now, uhhu.

pft, duh.

Boner Stabone

... duh...

I didn't ride my bike into a fence, fell asleep from "rocking too hard", and ran into it.

it's like when it's pouring rain and a peds unbrella gets flipped and it's really funny and I'm laughing, sitting in my car with warmth and protection. hahaha. it's still funny because it's you, sorry.

you do shit out liquid, it helps to hold the fiber together after you digest it. If you didn't shit out liquid, your ass would dry heave when you had to shit.

Trouble the shirt says it all.