IOU Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'd be me, but BIONIC!!!!!!!!! IOU A man barely alive Gentlemen, we can rebuild him We have the technology We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man IOU will be that man We can make him better than he was before Better. Stronger. Faster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 id be invisible and able to fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 i'd be God... hook hte rest of my life up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 a bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 or be able to read peoples minds. or be able to comprehend the size of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'd be me, but BIONIC!!!!!!!!! IOU A man barely alive Gentlemen, we can rebuild him We have the technology We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man IOU will be that man We can make him better than he was before Better. Stronger. Faster We could but we don't want to spend a lot of money so your arms would be made of twigs and a trash can leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 why be a stip pole for week? Bump it up till a month. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 are you kidding me? with all that nasty fucking vag that touches that shit? yuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'd be alive more than 1400 years ago fighting the enemies of Allah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 they clean them poles dont they? DONT THEY? Tell me so. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 motherfucking rich as hell only for a week so i could invest in a mansion and some lamborghinis and a ford gt and tons of other useless shit then still own it all afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 so what if they clean that shit. you're still getting crotch rot all over your um.. whatever body part you decide you want the pole to be. im good my man. even if it wasnt skank vagina and some supreme amazing fucking vagina. like.. if lance armstrongs bicycle abilities were somehow turned into a vagina, i still wouldnt choose that shit. 1 whole week to be or do anything and you want to see pussy? just go to one of your raves and give one of the girls with 3000 bead bracelets a massage, i'm sure you'll be able to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 or be able to read peoples minds. or be able to comprehend the size of the universe. read the first part of 'a short history of nearly everything'. dude does a good job of explaining just how infathomably huge the universe is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'd be the same thing i posted on the first page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 We could but we don't want to spend a lot of money so your arms would be made of twigs and a trash can leg Fucking budget cut backs.. WTF???? Better raise some taxes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 read the first part of 'a short history of nearly everything'. dude does a good job of explaining just how infathomably huge the universe is. thanks. will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 motherfucking rich as hell only for a week so i could invest in a mansion and some lamborghinis and a ford gt and tons of other useless shit then still own it all afterwards SPOILER* If you are rich for a week, that means your gonna be broke afterwards. Thus, selling all your fancy little cars and Crib, going back to your old place, a box:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 edited. someone took my idea. damn you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 SPOILER* If you are rich for a week, that means your gonna be broke afterwards. Thus, selling all your fancy little cars and Crib, going back to your old place, a box:p thanks for killing my moment :bawling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'd have to say a chick just to see how the other side lives. And I'd spend half the week on the rag to see if it really an excuse to go crazy, hahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I would be a Narwhal because they are the unicorns of the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I would be PlasmaPhoton Transforming into a Motor Home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 id be this guy. i bet he gets heaps of pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'd be 17 again so I could use all my corrupted dirty knowledge to bang as many teenage broads as possible. With what I know now I'd probably run through the entire cheerleading squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 share your knowledge WISE-ONER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 narwhals...FUCK YES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 share your knowledge WISE-ONER! Haha, I don't think I can over the internet. It's more the way you carry yourself and talk to them. You don't treat them like a princess, you treat them like the "cock craving little whores who need a good dicking" that they are. It's a confidence thing. Of course being able to supply alchohol and drugs goes along way too. You'll figure it out when you're older. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Mahasamatman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'd like to be dead for a week. The trouble is, I'd probably wake up in my coffin and die again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARE? Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'd like to be dead for a week. The trouble is, I'd probably wake up in my coffin and die again thats some emo ass shit get help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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