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Originally posted by Smart@Mar 2 2006, 05:16 PM

In an effort to turn this into something educational instead of just talking about the tv, I think I shall ensure that you understand some things...

 

Siamese Twins: (aparrently their sumo wrestlers too...)

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Taiwanese Twins: (possible future sumo wretlers)

baby.jpg

 

Public Fornication: (different kind of wrestling entirely)

Game---Siamese-twins.jpg

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Originally posted by Shark Hammil+Mar 2 2006, 01:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shark Hammil - Mar 2 2006, 01:32 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-LENS@Mar 2 2006, 12:51 PM

"you could have destroyed your vagina in that accident"

 

 

 

Totaling a girls vag is an awesome feeling.

Cry bitch.

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so we were talking about sterotypes and ethnic profiling in my american democracy class. and this one ignorant twat says the following whne asked for a stero type about latin americans...

 

twat - they are all horny

teacher - what? please explain...

twat - well look at them! 20 people smashed into one car...touching on eachother and shit...they are hella horny...they always slap hands when they meet eachother...they are hella horny.....

 

 

 

I swear......this kid is fucking retarded.....

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Originally posted by FuckCommies&Hippies+Mar 2 2006, 03:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (FuckCommies&Hippies - Mar 2 2006, 03:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>why did you change the thread title?

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<!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Mar 2 2006, 03:49 PM

shut up, that's why

 

 

mr abc coming correct

thread about minority cocks going up dudes ass

hahahahhahaah

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Originally posted by dumy+Mar 2 2006, 07:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Mar 2 2006, 07:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Smart@Mar 2 2006, 05:16 PM

In an effort to turn this into something educational

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Oh, I get it, it's funny because I can't spell...

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Here's a gem from Beefeater on AIM....

 

Beefeater: i wish i could get

Beefeater: like

Beefeater: gold fronts

Beefeater: that had

Beefeater: a 3D effect

Beefeater: like

Beefeater: i would open my mouth

Beefeater: and shit would pop out all crazy

Beefeater: like a kids book

OldGrowth: a kids book

OldGrowth: hahaha

OldGrowth: dude, hip hop fashion is like

OldGrowth: just take the worst, most outrageous shit you can possibly think of

OldGrowth: gold plate it

OldGrowth: and wear it

Beefeater: basically yes

Beefeater: and truthfully

Beefeater: its thanks in part to MR T

OldGrowth: you are awesome.

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approach her confidently BUT DO NOT CONFRONT HER.

From a reasonable distance and with a gentle grin, point in the direction of her foot, shoe, sandal, whatever, and say with a smile and kind of surprised:

"Hey, whats up with your shoe!"

You're not technically hitting on her so she does'nt even think twice about it and without even a 2nd thought she'll look down at her shoe.

Now calmly say "Its stuck to your foot..." & smile at her being careful not to come off as creepish...

Taken from the life secrets revealed. Apparently this is one of lifes secrets

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seeking(10:49:32 PM): i could deal with living like that for a while

seeking(10:49:44 PM): as long as there were a gang of grasshoppers an shit

seeking(10:49:50 PM): but like 5 grasshoppers a day?

seeking(10:49:52 PM): naw, blood.

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Originally posted by Old Growth@Mar 5 2006, 11:16 AM

You can spot a writer a mile away. It's like a fashion car crash. Skateboarding was driving with punk. They rear ended hip hop at a red light, then 90's emo was trying to find a cassette on the floor, not looking where it was going and sideswiped them both, rolled over and crushed a raver walking by. Just tragic.

 

Classic. It's nice to see OG in the zero so much lately.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro+Mar 8 2006, 07:42 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mamerro - Mar 8 2006, 07:42 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-KaBar2@Mar 8 2006, 12:11 AM

I didn't say so, but I was thinking maybe what they were covered in was pure luck.

 

 

That's what Jesus's blood is made of.

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crossfire...does it even matter what thread it came from?

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