johnny ballbags Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Originally posted by Old Growth@Mar 29 2006, 02:52 PM No. On a gayness scale of 1-100, 100 being red hot magenta, longboards are an 84. Rollerblades barely squeak by the longboard at 87, but reach maximum flammability of 101 when coupled with tank tops. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 hahaaa.. wait.. i longboard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 rollerblading is hella toy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by High Priest@Mar 27 2006, 03:57 PM This thread is 12oz's version of Herpes. Quoted post in his own myspace thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by SpotJockin@Mar 29 2006, 11:43 PM Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovethefogg Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 one shal treat ther neibor as one whould like to be treated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Originally posted by SteveAustin@Apr 3 2006, 01:49 PM just don't be an ass about it. just think...what would James Bond do. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Re: Quotes of the Weak little known fact about me is that i have a genuine phobia of barnacles. :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Re: Quotes of the Weak you know what's gonna be even funnier? when it says banned underneath your gay ass fucking cat face. seeking on a rampage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Re: Quotes of the Weak id smack your face with 9 inches of limp dick you no name ass motherfucker. my favorite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Re: Quotes of the Weak women who hate chest hair on men...are lesbians, as are any women taller than me. r i p__thread subtitle line. truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toggle Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: Quotes of the Weak Righters arrnt faggots u know' date=' i dont think there is one graffer who is gay![/quote'] righters, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: Quotes of the Weak oh and black people love girly drinks because who's going to tell them it's not manly? not any of you. they don't have to prove anything to some stupid white guy drinking whiskey straight from the bottle trying to impress rocker chicks. they will beat you up and put their dicks in your white girlfriends asshole with the quickness. BUT black dudes will never drink something no matter how fruity and delicious it is if it's called something like a "fuzzy navel." why black whodees drink girly drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: Quotes of the Weak that 'spinaltap!' quote is hilariousness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Favorite 12oz Quote? I've been on the ounces on and off for a long time. In all those years of people saying the most random things ever, something must have struck you as hilarious, inspiring, or just stupid. If this is lame don't worry, it will sink down the page and we can all pretend it never happened. Photo Thread: [sARCASM]Thanks for the help!!![/sARCASM] Myspace Picture Post: and i had post 2000 mystery, not you,,,,,e-fag! Yeah she does look like a by-product of.. a mother that works at a chemical plant and takes her work home with her and... a father that only seems to stop frequenting the liquor store long enough just to produce freaks of nature like the one above. ...Trash. Got any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Favorite 12oz Quote? i like ejaculateing. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Favorite 12oz Quote? cant think of any off the top but that zerocool quote looks pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Favorite 12oz Quote? Quotes Of The Week I was actually thinking about this the other day. This thread was going strong for a while, and then disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Quotes of the Weak Lots of these quotes are hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Quotes of the Weak Did the thread I start just bump this thread in some sort of 12oz merger? Fn' sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Quotes of the Weak Fuckin Tease :lol: Hahah this just had me LOLING pretty good. What happened i thought he was making a comeback then dissapeared again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Quotes of the Weak i like to joke around like im angry with life and generally outraged but wow.....that guy really lives it. he must have had a shitty childhood. From the tattoo thread, about a guy with "FUCK YOU" where his eyebrows should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Re: Quotes of the Weak This thread needs to make a comeback. And I couldn't pick just one quote, but if anybody has not seen the Stupidest Hypothetical Question I've Ever Heard thread, do yourself a favor and get on it. It's one of the funniest threads in 12 ounce history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Re: Quotes of the Weak ^^^ MOE LESTER FOR PREZEEDENT ahah why the fuck did i miss this. i geuss i was pretty popular 2 years ago? is that really tease sitting there haha. he probably grabbed that female to hide his beer belly from the camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Re: Quotes of the Weak at least he is grabbing titty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Re: Quotes of the Weak This thread needs to make a comeback. And I couldn't pick just one quote, but if anybody has not seen the Stupidest Hypothetical Question I've Ever Heard thread, do yourself a favor and get on it. It's one of the funniest threads in 12 ounce history. i must say, iloveboxcars deserves a pulitzer for the story he wrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Re: Quotes of the Weak i sent that story to my girlfriend to see if she likes it. she's into sci-fi shit. if she likes it im going to start doing a little comic strip based on that story. thanks for enjoying it. makes me feel warm and tingly inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Re: Quotes of the Weak Yo boxcars.. Im down to do some illustrations for you. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Re: Quotes of the Weak "Ms. Emily Friedrickson was tied to what appeared to be a bowflex, but doubting Mr. Bouleguard wanted us to reach our peak physical condition I determined it must be a new torture machine Mr. Bouleguard had gotten on the black market." Quoted from iloveboxcars in the Dumbest hypothestical question thread from Thursday. Greatest shit in a while:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Re: Quotes of the Weak i sent that story to my girlfriend to see if she likes it. she's into sci-fi shit. if she likes it im going to start doing a little comic strip based on that story. i'm telling you, that shit needs to be a mini-series starring Tom Selleck as Phong. if you add more to it, you know you better post that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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