mackfatsoe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by gasfacevictm@Jan 20 2006, 09:06 PM staring at girls tits with no shame or attempt at subtlety while shrooming at the bar or party. Quoted post ahahahaha, I just found a picture of my friend where hes in the background staring at this girls rack so mercilessly, that shit had me rolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madTV Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 peeing and thinking i can handle more beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 CALLING PEOPLE AND TELLING PEOPLE SHIT I WOULDNT TELL EM IF I WAS SOBER AND TEXT MESSAGING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 My text messages are legendary in my circle. for reals. i should give my phone away to my friends when this happens. Also drunken sex sucks.. cuz you never know if you finish or not. and that's scary and embarrasing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by FunTimePartyTeam+Jan 21 2006, 01:56 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (FunTimePartyTeam - Jan 21 2006, 01:56 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> And one thing that I need to do... Controll the volume of my voice, I have a hard time with that one. Quoted post [/b] Originally posted by cygnus@Jan 21 2006, 03:30 AM i need to stop trying to have conversations and acting like im sober with other sober people when im clearly drunk. Quoted post <!--QuoteBegin-madTV@Jan 21 2006, 10:48 AM peeing and thinking i can handle more beer. Quoted post basically i should probably stop thinking everybody around me is as drunk as i am. because they arent. im the only one yelling at the top of my voice. running across cars at traffic lights throwing streetsigns through shop fronts and trying to uprock anybody who tries to tell me im doing the wrong thing. i should stop. but shit is waaay too much fun seeing other peoples photos the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by FunTimePartyTeam@Jan 20 2006, 10:18 PM ^^^ So I once met one of my favorite graff writers in a bar, and he turned out to be a close talker. I couldnt quite handle it. Dood kept putting his arm around me and talking all close. I thought he was going to try to kiss me. It was akward. But I still like his graff, and Im sure hes a completly cool hetero guy, I just thought it was weird. Good story, yeah. Quoted post Im telling you. When i get drunk its like i talk to everyone like im sharing some secret plan that i dont want anyone else to know about, really loudly. Oh yeah and sexual harassment of women goes up by 8000% but i dont want to change that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Jan 21 2006, 12:00 PM feeling like a zombie with aids. Quoted post I have copped that feeling more than once, -I have stopped being aggressive whilst drunk which is good. -I think my biggest downfall is getting tooooo shitfaced and think I actually have a chance of picking up a decent looking chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I need to stop having massive drinking sessions that start off on an empty stomach....like tonight when i got home and polished off half a bottle of wine before i even had dinner. I do not know how I made it here to my friends house. oh well....off to SF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 flirting with random dudes/getting their hopes up trying to cop a feel walking through alleys downtown alone... (uh, bum rape?) talking shit to everyone drinking until I can't walk krumping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 what the hell is krumping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Jan 20 2006, 08:21 PM Im telling you. When i get drunk its like i talk to everyone like im sharing some secret plan that i dont want anyone else to know about, really loudly. Oh yeah and sexual harassment of women goes up by 8000% but i dont want to change that. Quoted post :lol: hahahahahahahah, secret plan! id like to say i should stop talking lots of shit to girls too, but for some reason it always works. even if i dont remember it. last week i got shit faced at some club and hit on a bunch of girls really absurd like. then when i went out a few nights later, i had a girl come up and start flirting with me, then she started telling me about all the stuff i had said to her and laughing about it. the thing is i dont remember what i said or even talking to the girl at all. altho she was hot and this time hitting on me! woo hoo! another thing i was told was... i walked up to my homie getting some girls number and i just blurted out to her "this guy will fuck the shit out of you!.... and if he doesnt I WILL!..... oh sorry im being rude, ill make LOVE to you" then i just walked away and started dancing with some other broads ahhh good times. well im off to make more memories/no-rememberings Aloha Firday!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by EarMuffs@Jan 21 2006, 01:32 AM what the hell is krumping Quoted post wikipedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by LiliStCynical+Jan 21 2006, 12:40 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LiliStCynical - Jan 21 2006, 12:40 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-EarMuffs@Jan 21 2006, 01:32 AM what the hell is krumping Quoted post wikipedia Quoted post [/b] you are not invited to the wedding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 drunken dumps.... with the gangsta lean and half the roll of toilet paper in one hand and a cig in the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 oh yeah... and smoking ciggarettes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEDRO NAVAJA Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 STOP DRINKIN E J FOR BREAKFEST STOP TEXIN HOES STOP DRINKIN LIQUOR,CISCO START DRINKIN BEER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 ha, most have been said already need to stop chain smoking when im drunk as with most other people, drunk dialing, although having people play you back voicemails you left is pure quality speaking spanish, seeing as im not fluent spending every last dime on something pointless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 not one bitta cash in my pocket this morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 smacking random girls asses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 i need to quit trying to start shit with people and generally acting like a jackass. it only really happens at parties when me and all my friends get to that point of no return drunk. edited: **post eight hundo** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 fucking random people all day all long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 arent you a girl? that makes you a slut. but the fact that i fuck people all day long makes me a pimp :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 your just probably a fat fuck and what you think honestly really doesnt matter!!! oh yeah! so bend over and let me fuck you in the ass fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 ....YOU SO CRAZY JUG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by symbols@Jan 20 2006, 11:03 AM smashing bottles indoors Quoted post Hahaha, I once got drunk at home and smashed my entire bottle collection for fun. Was picking glass out of my feet until the day I moved. Jumping from moving vehicles and sprinting through neighborhoods until completely lost is another bad one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by Gigantic Jug@Jan 21 2006, 08:45 PM your just probably a fat fuck and what you think honestly really doesnt matter!!! oh yeah! so bend over and let me fuck you in the ass fag. Quoted post it was a joke dont let your head explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 damn she's pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Originally posted by cloner@Jan 21 2006, 03:13 PM not one bitta cash in my pocket this morning! Quoted post good job you had a good night as long as you have no memory of it shit i remember everything up until about 1 a.m. then it all gets fuzzy in a dosed molly after party sort of haze resulting in me waking up on my friends couch this morning in a pile of my own drool going what the fuck happened and how the fuck did i get here and why do you still have that silly grin on your face how much l did you eat fuck i got to drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILLY IS WILD Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 trying to do obnoxious flares on my tags that end up making them almost illegible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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